Brag. I'm Going after Mexico's billionare drug lord, Joaquin Guzman

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03-14-2009 , 11:48 PM

skies2192

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Well, times are tight and I need the money. There is a $5,000,000 reward on his head. Me and 3 other friends have decided to go into Mexico and turn him in.

Here's his profile:

http://www.time.com/time/world/artic...884982,00.html

We are planning on leaving in 2 weeks. Any thoughts or Ideas on how we should prepare?

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03-14-2009 , 11:49 PM

Thecheese

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Buy Coffins b4 you leave.......

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03-14-2009 , 11:49 PM

LiveActionPro

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Yes start making body measurements for your coffin

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03-14-2009 , 11:50 PM

JackM

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1. can i join your party? I have experience with automatic weapons.

2. are you serious? and if you are I would like to join your party send me a pm.

3. I will think of ideas right now.

5 million usd right? not pesos cuz that would be ghey.

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03-14-2009 , 11:52 PM

erizos17

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Buy an army imo.

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03-14-2009 , 11:53 PM

JackM

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Wait it says captured, still get the reward if killed?

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03-14-2009 , 11:55 PM

skies2192

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Originally Posted by Jack Mehoff

1.) Yes. We could always use another person.

2.) Serious as it gets. We need the money.

3.) ok

Yes. $5 million is correct

PM sent.

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03-14-2009 , 11:57 PM

skies2192

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Jeez. What's with all the negativity? Have some faith!

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03-14-2009 , 11:58 PM

LiveActionPro

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get the 5 million, spend the rest of your life looking over your shoulder

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03-15-2009 , 12:00 AM

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LiveActionPro

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oh if you capture him, im sure he will have more than 5 million to offer you to release him

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03-15-2009 , 12:02 AM

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skies2192

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Well that's the thing. We aren't going to try taking him by force, but calling in and letting the Mexican police do the job of taking him in.

It says $5,000,000 for information leading to his arrest.

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03-15-2009 , 12:02 AM

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swd805

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hire chodezilla

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03-15-2009 , 12:05 AM

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IamPro

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Originally Posted by LiveActionPro

oh if you capture him, im sure he will have more than 5 million to offer you to release him

Who is going to be left to spend it? Your going to be dead, your family is going to be dead, your friends are going to be dead, your friends' families are going to be dead.

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03-15-2009 , 12:07 AM

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chitnhgg

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rub dirt all over yourself so you fit in with the mexicans

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03-15-2009 , 12:07 AM

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tiltyass

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double beat
a. you wont find him
b. if you do you'll most likely end up dead.

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03-15-2009 , 12:09 AM

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salty7

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aprendan español

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03-15-2009 , 12:15 AM

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Gullanian

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I will be in El Paso later this month, I will stand guard on the border to see if he tries to come through and will have a net ready.

Also guys remember to have a small knife hidden in your boot, if he gets to your first, you can throw your gun in the air, then just say you need to tie your laces... bam, glad you had that knife aren't you?

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03-15-2009 , 12:16 AM

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skies2192

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Originally Posted by IamPro

Who is going to be left to spend it? Your going to be dead, your family is going to be dead, your friends are going to be dead, your friends' families are going to be dead.

We all know the dangers that lie ahead, but your being a little extreme. We have continuously gone over steps and procedures of what to do if one of us is confronted with a dangerous situation.

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03-15-2009 , 12:17 AM

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PenaltyMan

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You sure you didn't think of this plan after buying some of his 'product?'

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03-15-2009 , 12:27 AM

#20

Shiki

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Why not go after obama, hit it big.

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03-15-2009 , 12:27 AM

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Machinehead

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[x] suicide mission

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03-15-2009 , 12:29 AM

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skies2192

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Originally Posted by Machinehead

[x] suicide mission

Please stop being so negative. I need the money

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03-15-2009 , 12:31 AM

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HighSteaks

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Your probably going to have to take some drugs at some point to not blow your cover and if you haven't been using any it's going to be pretty obvious. You need to start taking drugs straight away.

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03-15-2009 , 12:31 AM

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IamPro

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Originally Posted by IamPro

Who is going to be left to spend it? Your going to be dead, your family is going to be dead, your friends are going to be dead, your friends' families are going to be dead.

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Originally Posted by skies2192

We all know the dangers that lie ahead, but your being a little extreme. We have continuously gone over steps and procedures of what to do if one of us is confronted with a dangerous situation.

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03-15-2009 , 12:34 AM

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A_C_Slater

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Originally Posted by skies2192

From the linked article:

"Guzman once bragged that he spends $5 million a month on bribes to law enforcement officers."

So the same Mexican police that are getting paid $5 million a month to protect him are going to take him down because some gringo wants $5 million from the U.S. government?

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