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12-01-2017 , 03:05 PM
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Bubble of local casinos Thursday night 60$ tourney. Hero is SB with 26k. Blinds are 2k/4k with a 200$ ante. 7 players. OTTH.

hero is dealt K◇K♡. First 2 players limp then cutoff makes it 11k. Btn folds, Hero goes AI, 3 folds, cutoff calls. The cutoff has A2◇.

Flop: 3◇4◇7◇

Turn: 7♧

River: K♧

Hero partakes in excessive celebration and goes on to finish fourth.
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12-01-2017 , 03:38 PM
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Did you masterbate with a pillow after this?
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12-01-2017 , 04:44 PM
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You need to bet the river, you have a full house.
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12-01-2017 , 06:36 PM
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Hero partakes in excessive celebration and goes on to finish fourth.
How much was your winnings after taxes?
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12-02-2017 , 07:10 PM
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You need to bet the river, you have a full house.
Villain may have straight flush, I would play it cautiously on the river.

Also, why are you playing with a no color deck?
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12-02-2017 , 08:11 PM
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Did you masterbate with a pillow after this?
No all my pillows were at the dry cleaners from previous masturbation sessions.
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12-02-2017 , 08:12 PM
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You need to bet the river, you have a full house.
I was trying to trap villian.
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12-02-2017 , 08:15 PM
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Villain may have straight flush, I would play it cautiously on the river.

Also, why are you playing with a no color deck?
If villain made a large bet I could have found a hero fold. Also I am colorblind so I filed a discrimination suit against the casino. They agreed to use a no color deck if I dropped the lawsuit. I didn't want to get dragged into years of litigation and possibly have to give a deposition; so I agreed.
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12-02-2017 , 08:24 PM
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How much was your winnings after taxes?
I am a member of Posse Comitatus and therefore refuse to pay taxes as I have never agreed to be governed by the United States of America.
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12-02-2017 , 09:17 PM
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I am a member of Posse Comitatus and therefore refuse to pay taxes as I have never agreed to be governed by the United States of America.
Feel free to leave, nobodies holding you hostage son.
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12-02-2017 , 10:01 PM
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Feel free to leave, nobodies holding you hostage son.
Wow, work on your sense of humor there bud.
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12-02-2017 , 10:56 PM
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im just giving you a suggestion to help you be happy with life.
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12-02-2017 , 11:05 PM
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Still needs work
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12-03-2017 , 04:04 AM
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I was trying to trap villian.
Planning on betting the ocean?
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12-03-2017 , 05:31 PM
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Still needs work
Sorry, i don't come from a long line of comedians. Ill get some tutoring from your mom tonight after our dinner date.
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12-03-2017 , 06:44 PM
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Sorry, i don't come from a long line of comedians. Ill get some tutoring from your mom tonight after our dinner date.
Not very original but its a start bud.
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12-03-2017 , 08:22 PM
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I'm not your bud, pal.
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12-03-2017 , 08:28 PM
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I'm not your bud, pal.
No one was talking to you. Sticking up for your boyfriend?
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12-03-2017 , 10:09 PM
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12-03-2017 , 10:13 PM
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No one was talking to you. Sticking up for your boyfriend?
Show some respect when waffles in here fool.
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12-03-2017 , 10:39 PM
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Confirmed
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12-05-2017 , 03:59 PM
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Dont be mad OP
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12-05-2017 , 04:49 PM
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my heart will go on
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12-05-2017 , 06:23 PM
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Dont be mad OP
I'm not mad. Im happy!!
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12-06-2017 , 05:20 AM
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I'm not mad. Im happy!!


what a wonderful world
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