how do you not have a stable of 20 horses for the penny hyperturbos yet?

so you'll sit down, post the big blind and automatically not be rolled for that game anymore. beat.

countdown til poo-flinging induced suicide;

x(?) days.

5 stars with more spreadsheet parody, gl Bandi!

update please

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I'll be starting this experiment on June 1st with $0 and only playing 6max LHE. By $0, I mean I'll be borrowing about $10, but if I lose 10 cents, for example, I'll be at -.10, if that cuts into the $10 loan.

So, I'll be starting at .02/.04 6max LHE, and playing that until I have $10, .05/.10 until I have $20, etc. And I already said... if I have $10, I can join a .10 table for the standard 20 BB buyin, or $2. I can stay at that table until I lose my $2 or I leave the table. Once I leave the table, my bankroll will tell me if I can join another .10 table or have to move back down.

why not make 11 bbs a day

i did this sort of ******ed predicition stuff about three years ago, i predicted that i would be a multi-millionaire by now. Instead i live alone with my cat, you do the math.

why not make 13?

I'll make as many BBs per day as I make. 10 BB is just a reasonable average guideline. It's not unreasonable to run at 1 BB/100. That's only 10 hours a day.

lol.... some people will never get it.

You sir, fail in so many ways, even if you somehow pull this off.

instead of doing 1 table with $10.... why not do 2 tables both starting at $10, two bankrolls per'cy

I can only handle 1 table at a time of 6max LHE. I can play 20+ tables of NLHE MTTs though.

lol

Epic bad assumptions ITT.

Are you taking bets on this proposition?

There's no need for bets, since I'll have $64,000 if I succeed.

but you could have even more

I would learn how to 4 table first and go slower with BRM like 300BI(after the micros) so you play enough to get better before you move up

/srs bizness

gl

But OP, why not make a spreadsheet for nolimit instead? You will be millionaire by next summer.

[ ] this makes sense

It makes sense if you've ever tried to make money at 6max LHE. It's a lot harder than NLHE, believe it or not.

details please...screen names and sites where u will b doing ur tard dance.

prognostication:

75% you will fail due to lack of discipline & return to playing WoW within a few days.

20% you will rise to your natural level of competence (0.05/0.10?) and bounce back and forth between that level and the level above your abilities, finishing w/ 100BB at that level.

4.99% you will go on aabove EV heater and be jamming upto around the 15/30, makin like 10K/mnth, get a girlfriend named Candi who used to be an escort but has a heart of gold and talks about returning to college to become a veterinarian or work w/ blind kids or whatever, and wants you to help$ w/ that and her implant$, you'll start hanging w/ her friends and develop a taste for an occasional bump. you will buy a vette and a condo w/ a roman hot tub and post pics of it on BBV. you will make drunken emails to other players about coaching and state that you wear expensive jewelry and are balla.

then two years later, the fgators inevitable return to the mean will occur and candi will leave you for some rich guy named larry who owns a pizza place. you move back into your parents house and have a tough time getting a real job cause your resume is crap and u have a slight coke habit.

0.01% partying w/ ivey and ziig after your first wsop bracelet in 2010



















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I'll be getting a $10 reserve loan at PS, sn BandiChime. I will also be doing this at other sites after I win freerolls there.

I feel terrible for you bandi