BRAG: I will have $79,820.49 by Dec 31st - Page 17

I find it possible someone could have a gimmick account with hundreds of posts spanning at least a year. Possible but highly, highly unlikely.

But what is not possible is taking the gimmick to the site and clocking in thousands of hours of microstakes and playmoney tournaments. This is no gimmick, this guy's for real.

06-05-2009 , 11:45 PM

#402

Jedi Speed Racer

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,550

if any of you software guys on this site are any good, you wulda pinpointed Bandi's house by now, followed by a stake out of his house, and papparazi-style snapshots. BTW, plz dunt life-ban me for proposing this idea.

Also, Bandi, can u giv me an update on the 1.23$ i sent u. i wud be honored if u lost it wit 4 aces at 5CD. plz tell me dat hppnd.

06-06-2009 , 12:41 AM

#403

CaptainJJ

journeyman

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 226

if i lost with 4 aces at 5cd i would go into a red misted killing tilt rage that would end up with many dead bodies.

Also rofl @ new challenge.

06-06-2009 , 02:39 AM

#404

BandiChime

banned

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,787

I lost the 1.23. As usual, I lost every hand I played. I'll be repaying everyone double that sent me money before this post. Not for awhile though. See picture.

I'm starting the 'Satanic Number Game' Challenge now. I can play any SNG, not just 6max STTs.

06-06-2009 , 03:01 AM

#405

seefut22

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,883

wtf dude...if your are gonna be delusional and unrealistic at least keep your goals high and stick with making $79,820.49 by December 31st...

06-06-2009 , 03:21 AM

#406

andre-n-andr

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 417

Quote:

Originally Posted by seefut22

wtf dude...if your are gonna be delusional and unrealistic at least keep your goals high and stick with making $79,820.49 by December 31st...

He moved down to play money.

Edit: moved UP to play money

06-06-2009 , 03:22 AM

#407

Ruebs

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,837

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoUnreal

lmao

06-06-2009 , 09:34 AM

#408

BandiChime

banned

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,787

I'm done with 2+2. Lock this thread please.

06-06-2009 , 10:05 AM

#409

scrubguy

grinder

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 565

is it bad that the first thing I did when I woke up this morning was check this thread?

I just can't get enough

06-06-2009 , 10:08 AM

#410

BitchiBee

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 24,622

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaahahhaha

06-06-2009 , 10:41 AM

#411

OreosAndMilk

veteran

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 2,136

[x] beat - you're bipolar

06-06-2009 , 10:50 AM

#412

setauditer

grinder

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 662

[x] Posting in BBV instead of Beginners.

06-06-2009 , 12:10 PM

#413

Vandergata

grinder

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 649

Quote:

Originally Posted by BandiChime

Actually, 10 buy-ins isn't enough. Why can't PS have cheaper 6-max STTs. You need $300 just to play the lowest ones, with a proper 100 buy-in bankroll

only 100 buy in's?? I always thought proper bankroll management (at least for the play money sit and goes) was 4000 buy in's ... AT LEAST!

06-06-2009 , 12:11 PM

#414

Vandergata

grinder

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 649

Quote:

Originally Posted by sc****uy

is it bad that the first thing I did when I woke up this morning was check this thread?

I just can't get enough

+1
I still can't believe that this guy's for real! Love it!

06-06-2009 , 12:18 PM

#415

professormike

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 5,957

Quote:

Originally Posted by sc****uy

is it bad that the first thing I did when I woke up this morning was check this thread?

I just can't get enough

i subscribed to his twitter so i can just check my cell phone as soon as i wake up and be able to laugh at bandi. then i check the thread ldo

06-06-2009 , 12:20 PM

#416

ssnyc

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 38,129

wow...can someone provide a summary of the 414 posts to date...want to watch this movie but hate coming in so late

06-06-2009 , 01:35 PM

#417

[twisti]

enthusiast

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 74

He tilted away his 666 play money chips and deleted his twitter and said he wouldn't post here anymore either. However, I am confident that like all his "I will never again" promises, this one will be broken soon as well.

06-06-2009 , 01:55 PM

#418

MathNerd

centurion

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 164

Quote:

Originally Posted by MathNerd

You people just don't get it. Some of you are approaching the genius that is BrandiChime with a closed mind, and totally miss his axiomic wisdom. Others of you are too obtuse, and can't even begin to fathom the depths of his greatness

Throughout history, it is the greatest of minds that are, at first blush, dismissed with outright derision. Socrates, Galileo, Ramanujan, Einstein to name a few. And in the field of poker, it is BandiChime who suffers under this the same contempt from his contemporaries.

You don't judge BandiChime as you would an ordinary man. He is a philosopher poet in the classical sense. Several case in points illustrate this best:

NLHE is the donks' choice. If you're too stupid to learn odds, play NLHE. You can shove any two cards and probably win. YEEEEHAW! ITS FOR COWBOYS! IMA BLUFFIN' COWBOY! YEEEEEEEEEEHAW! IM DOYLE THE COWBOY AW SHUCKS YEEEEHAW!! ALLIN!!

NLHE sucks. NLHE is nothing but coinflips. NLHE is for people too stupid to learn odds. - BandiChime 12/12/2008

Do you truly understand what the man is saying here? Do you? Clearly he's speaking of 6th level poker, where all absolutes approach the one ultimate truth: i.e. there IS a God!

I've played in over 1000 tournaments, and never won a single coinflip when I got in the money. Is this just normal variance? - BandiChime 12/22/2008

Surely the ramblings of a mental midget. I can hear the guffaws and chortles from the over populated ranks of medocracy. But the astute student hears the ring of truth loud and clear in the subtext: sample space only creates an illusion of objectivity, and man must ultimately rely on pure reason alone when confronted with relativistic questions, (no matter if those questions pertain to science, love, or even poker).

guide us BandiChime

06-06-2009 , 02:40 PM

#419

99killed

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 6,188

its wild there are tons of really good poker players who go busto everyday cos they have no clue about bankroll management. Bandi is the complete opposite

this might be the only twitter i follow

06-06-2009 , 03:23 PM

#420

vilemerchant

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,759

Quote:

Originally Posted by 99killed

its wild there are tons of really good poker players who go busto everyday cos they have no clue about bankroll management. Bandi is the complete opposite

Bandi goes Busto every day too but it doesn't appear to be a bankroll management issue!

06-06-2009 , 03:28 PM

#421

G-Code

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,311

please to the love of god ,never lock this thread!!

ty.

06-06-2009 , 03:33 PM

#422

seefut22

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,883

he will never be busto because if he does he can just reload and do the 666 challenge again....

see you next June Bandi

06-06-2009 , 03:53 PM

#423

Jedi Speed Racer

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,550

Bandi, if u post ITT i will ship, 2.34$. plz be reading this.

06-06-2009 , 03:58 PM

#424

BandiChime

banned

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,787

06-06-2009 , 03:59 PM

#425

Pok3rDemiGod

grinder

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 628

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jedi Speed Racer

Bandi, if u post ITT i will ship, 2.34$. plz be reading this.

Looks like you need to update your spreadsheet to:

1mirrion by dec31st.

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