cliffs:
makes me want to throw up or drop a fridge on my toes but yes I had to take a damn job..a 9 to 5
fired from my job for watching GuS tv fullflush and durrrr and some MILF porn at the same
then suddenly she floods the livin room im LIKE WTFFFFFFF EWWWWWW you just pissed yourself what a dirty bitch...shes like no my waters just broke omg
next thing I get a phonecall its my fat girlfriends fat father the chubby train saying I have a son
I did feel quite good about that but not as good as flopping trips with the funky suited 10 dewey when the crotch monkey clearly has aces and doing the fist pump funky chicken
I'm sitting him on my lap while I play the 35k for some run good
so my fat girlfriend sits in a chair next to me and she is panting like a damn sea lion with its tongue out..for that moment in time I was truly disgusted in her but I did not say anything..I stared at her the way you stare at a person when they have booger cargo..
hahaha quality, this made my morning...grind on the mind...