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10-30-2018 , 12:25 AM
Sup Peeps
I'm originally from NYC in US. Been an online poker pro for the past 15 years. Had to move to Asia after Black Friday. Been absolutely crushing for years, around 500K a year in the early days down to only making around 150K now days. Got my own mint penthouse, a ferrari, and 2 or 3 different exotic asian girlfriends. Pretty much living the dream. Had some pretty wild parties at my place as well.

Have never ever paid a cent to the tax man since becoming a pro. Got an amazing accountant "Harry" who has dealt with it all. Fk the IRS. I love my life.
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10-30-2018 , 01:05 AM
Ohhhh
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10-30-2018 , 03:31 AM
Not good
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10-30-2018 , 03:48 AM
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10-30-2018 , 04:16 AM
You young punks are doing it wrong. Taxes are for Friar Tuck. I spent three years playing poker with Uncle Drew. He was making a million a year, with a graph more right angled then a triangle. Don't worry tho I left a clause in my will "Pay all my taxes if there is anything left" shud cover it.

I am that person who turns up to your party, takes a huge bite out of the block of cheese in your fridge, then bangs ur girlfriend in the pool room. Never been beaten up. Yet
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10-30-2018 , 01:30 PM
Is "Harry" from Holland? Asking for a friend.
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10-30-2018 , 01:42 PM
Harry from Holland
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10-30-2018 , 02:05 PM
**** off.

- BBV
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10-30-2018 , 02:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphismus
Is "Harry" from Holland? Asking for a friend.
Can't disclose that. You might be a secret FBI Informative.
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10-30-2018 , 03:29 PM
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10-30-2018 , 03:31 PM
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10-30-2018 , 07:07 PM
u play like A trained monkey, sorry.
If you belive he 5 bet ur 4 bet alot, wtf does
It tell u? J8 easy 4 bet Bluff...easy fold to 3 bet.
Vs this player.U SEE? U got lucky this time, j high flop And no clue
What ur doing. Stubborn also to many good
Advice itt. If u have played poker for 5years
Pluss and still stuck in micros u have 2 options.
Do something about it or slow down and quit/play for fun.
In your head u are this awsome player. Waste of time.
You wanna end up working in A factory untill ur 80 years
Old? Then they rip u off for ur fkn pention?
U gotta change ur **** now!!
Time to hit the lab.
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10-31-2018 , 03:17 AM
Sick brag
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10-31-2018 , 03:58 AM
The only taxes I've ever paid on poker earnings were some small cashes in the US.

Australia is perfect tax haven for poker players, but rip online poker
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10-31-2018 , 11:52 AM
Lambo > Ferrari

/thread
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11-04-2018 , 12:19 AM
sounds believable
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11-04-2018 , 12:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rapidesh123
u play like A trained monkey, sorry.
If you belive he 5 bet ur 4 bet alot, wtf does
It tell u? J8 easy 4 bet Bluff...easy fold to 3 bet.
Vs this player.U SEE? U got lucky this time, j high flop And no clue
What ur doing. Stubborn also to many good
Advice itt. If u have played poker for 5years
Pluss and still stuck in micros u have 2 options.
Do something about it or slow down and quit/play for fun.
In your head u are this awsome player. Waste of time.
You wanna end up working in A factory untill ur 80 years
Old? Then they rip u off for ur fkn pention?
U gotta change ur **** now!!
Time to hit the lab.
I never even posted a hand. You sound like u belong in a mental hospital
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11-04-2018 , 04:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by robert_utk
Lambo > Ferrari

/thread
no
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11-04-2018 , 08:04 PM
yes
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11-04-2018 , 09:21 PM
No
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11-05-2018 , 09:09 AM
TLDR:

OP made a new account to try and rustle jimmies
OP is a Virgin
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11-05-2018 , 11:43 AM
I've always paid my taxes and all my hot Asian girlfriends bought ME things.

This is why you are the sequel.
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11-05-2018 , 12:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheep86
**** off.

- BBV
Classic, timeless Mr. Sheep.
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11-05-2018 , 03:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
I've always paid my taxes and all my hot Asian girlfriends bought ME things.

This is why you are the sequel.
man of the year!
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11-05-2018 , 09:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheep86
**** off.

- BBV
Your just a young punk relying on Tinder to get women boyo. Meanwhile Always Folding II is going straight to the club, getting bottle service and the women are flocking to him like moths to a flame. Give the master some respect.
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