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Old 07-18-2008, 04:19 AM   #1
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Brag: I got the ps cookie basket!

Brag: I got the cookie basket from the pokerstars fpp store!

I ****ing love cookies so this seemed like a win win for me. I aslo love girls "cookies" if you know what I mean, but that's a totally different thing. one tastes sweet and delicious, the other taste like a bad poker player! (fish! get it?)

Beat: I met a pretty girl who I was trying to get her "cookie" but I ate so many ps cookies and they made me fart out my butt on our first date. I was really horny so I holler'd at a fat girl with a pretty face but then she farted.

Variance: They didn't look like cookies when they came out of my butt.

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Old 07-18-2008, 04:22 AM   #2
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Re: Brag: I got the ps cookie basket!

The biggest beat would be if you continued to post on this forum.
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Old 07-18-2008, 04:35 AM   #3
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Re: Brag: I got the ps cookie basket!

thank god the fart came out of your butt - imagine if it had come out of your ear?
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Old 07-18-2008, 04:35 AM   #4
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Old 07-18-2008, 04:39 AM   #5
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thank god the fart came out of your butt - imagine if it had come out of your ear?
nose is worse imo
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Old 07-18-2008, 04:42 AM   #6
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2 pages til this becomes a photoshop thread
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Old 07-18-2008, 05:08 AM   #7
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Old 07-18-2008, 05:12 AM   #8
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need pics of girl to save thread
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Old 07-18-2008, 06:00 AM   #9
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B+

You people need to go play in traffic and gtfo of BBV, this is a funny thread.
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Old 07-18-2008, 07:46 AM   #10
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Re: Brag: I got the ps cookie basket!

I can't wait to poop my ps cookies that are in my stomach. who wants pics?

ps.

I love to masturbate.
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Old 07-18-2008, 08:29 AM   #11
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Re: Brag: I got the ps cookie basket!

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The biggest beat would be if you continued to post on this forum.
I'M GONNA TAKE MY LAST COOKIE AND STICK IT IN YOUR ASS LIKE FRED DURST.

I'LL PROLLY PULL IT BACK OUT AND EAT IT 'CAUSE IM PRETTY HUNGRY.
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Old 07-18-2008, 01:09 PM   #12
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Re: Brag: I got the ps cookie basket!

jesus ****ing christ OP how old are you, 8? 9 tops?
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Old 07-18-2008, 01:26 PM   #13
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I can't wait to poop my ps cookies that are in my stomach. who wants pics?

ps.

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Old 07-18-2008, 01:33 PM   #14
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Re: Brag: I got the ps cookie basket!

congrats on being the 4'th person ever to order the PS cookie basket
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Old 07-18-2008, 02:12 PM   #15
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congrats on being the 4'th person ever to order the PS cookie basket
[ ] "4'th"

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Old 07-18-2008, 02:12 PM   #16
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Old 07-18-2008, 03:12 PM   #17
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Old 07-18-2008, 03:21 PM   #18
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This guy is sheer genius.
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Old 07-18-2008, 03:34 PM   #19
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Old 07-18-2008, 03:37 PM   #20
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Re: Brag: I got the ps cookie basket!

dunno if this is funny, i was drunk when i wrote this

Hey Stars,
I just took a look into your VIP shop, because I'm always happy to get some new useful stuff there.
As I noticed, you sell cookies there. I talked to my mom about that, because she loves cookies very much.
Unfurtunatly she thinks Poker is rigged and says I shouldnt order this cookies, because they are maybe toxical or
something like that. The only thing my mom likes at poker is Daniel Negreanu. ( "he's so cute" )
So here is my questione : Is it possible that Daniel Negreanu bakes this cookies? Maybe he can take a photo too, so
my mom belives me. Would be very nice.

Best regards.



the answer from stars was, that daniel is too busy bla bla, but they promise the cookies are fine bla bla
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Old 07-18-2008, 03:47 PM   #21
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Re: Brag: I got the ps cookie basket!

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dunno if this is funny, i was drunk when i wrote this

Hey Stars,
I just took a look into your VIP shop, because I'm always happy to get some new useful stuff there.
As I noticed, you sell cookies there. I talked to my mom about that, because she loves cookies very much.
Unfurtunatly she thinks Poker is rigged and says I shouldnt order this cookies, because they are maybe toxical or
something like that. The only thing my mom likes at poker is Daniel Negreanu. ( "he's so cute" )
So here is my questione : Is it possible that Daniel Negreanu bakes this cookies? Maybe he can take a photo too, so
my mom belives me. Would be very nice.

Best regards.



the answer from stars was, that daniel is too busy bla bla, but they promise the cookies are fine bla bla
No punchline = not funny. Surely you can pretend Stars something funnier than that....
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Old 07-18-2008, 03:50 PM   #22
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No punchline = not funny. Surely you can pretend Stars something funnier than that....
ok im sry
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Old 07-18-2008, 04:25 PM   #23
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Re: Brag: I got the ps cookie basket!

were their any tj cookiers?
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Old 07-18-2008, 04:29 PM   #24
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Re: Brag: I got the ps cookie basket!

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dunno if this is funny, i was drunk when i wrote this

Hey Stars,
I just took a look into your VIP shop, because I'm always happy to get some new useful stuff there.
As I noticed, you sell cookies there. I talked to my mom about that, because she loves cookies very much.
Unfurtunatly she thinks Poker is rigged and says I shouldnt order this cookies, because they are maybe toxical or
something like that. The only thing my mom likes at poker is Daniel Negreanu. ( "he's so cute" )
So here is my questione : Is it possible that Daniel Negreanu bakes this cookies? Maybe he can take a photo too, so
my mom belives me. Would be very nice.

Best regards.



the answer from stars was, that daniel is too busy bla bla, but they promise the cookies are fine bla bla

dont give us that shiit wivout the real reply, or i call bs
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Old 07-18-2008, 06:28 PM   #25
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i want a pic of the cookie basket. i have come so close to ordering that **** so many times but i always stop when i think im about to spend $60 on some cookies.
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