I watched the WSOP ME day 1d coverage today, and lo and behold, I am ALL OVER THE SCREEN!

First, at the 8:11 mark of this pokertube link, my balla $35 Fossil watch can easily be seen.


From there, all the way to the 8:16 mark, my arms and/or imposing chipstack are on full display, pic of said chipstack to attest;





After that, obviously concerned about overexposure, they cut away to some lesser-known and lesser-versed talents for a few minutes, until once again at ~ 10:30 of the clip the camera is shoved right into my arm,(they're lucky it didn't break).


As expected from such a prodigious amount of airtime, I have already fielded 3 endorsement offers. From Casio, as a wearer of low quality/low priced wristwear. Gold's Gym wants me in an extensive series of ads as the "before" guy", and finally, in Tim Allen's new sitcom, where they want me to play his neighbor.

BRAG: I had over 2x as many chips as anyone else at the table.
BEAT: My Ship It Holla Balla T-Shirt got no coverage.
VARIANCE: Now that I'm a TV star, theoretically, my wife will want to do me more often.

if being the second coming ever gets old and you decide you need a break, you'd make a great underside-of-forearm model.

this thread is pretty lol

Dali, not Dalai.

"VARIANCE: Now that I'm a TV star, theoretically, my wife will want to do me more often."

I was going to edit this brag to variance, and then realized it was already under variance. NH.

BRAG: Wife is kinda hot, with big boobies.
BEAT: They are fake.
VARIANCE: She is pregnant, so they are even bigger than normal.

Looks like you really got your $10k's worth.

Actually, I got someone else's 10k worth.

Some would say the prego part is a bad beat

But congrats, me too, due in a month (so the beat is, no laying for me at all!!)

I want that t-shirt