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Old 10-04-2017, 02:00 PM   #1
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Brag: Got paid with royal flush

    Party, $0.02/$0.04 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #37841536

    BB: $5.45 (136.3 bb)
    MP: $5.98 (149.5 bb)
    BTN: $4.80 (120 bb)
    UTG: $5.57 (139.3 bb)
    Hero (SB): $5.41 (135.3 bb)
    CO: $3.05 (76.3 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is SB with A Q
    2 folds, CO calls $0.05, BTN folds, Hero raises to $0.25, BB calls $0.20, CO calls $0.20

    Flop: ($0.75) J T K (3 players)
    Hero bets $0.48, BB calls $0.48, CO folds

    Turn: ($1.71) 6 (2 players)
    Hero bets $1.10, BB calls $1.10

    River: ($3.91) T (2 players)
    Hero bets $3.58 and is all-in, BB calls $3.58

    Results: $11.07 pot ($0.55 rake)
    Final Board: J T K 6 T
    BB showed T T and lost (-$5.41 net)
    Hero showed A Q and won $10.52 ($5.11 net)



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    Variance: Villain probably was upset about losing with quads
    Beat: Only worth about a cheeseburger after taxes.
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    Old 10-04-2017, 02:04 PM   #2
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    Re: Brag: Got paid with royal flush

    In what jurisdiction do they leave you any money after taxes? Sick life
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    Old 10-04-2017, 03:21 PM   #3
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    Re: Brag: Got paid with royal flush

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    Beat: Only worth about a cheeseburger after taxes.
    That cheeseburger cannot be garnished and you will stay fed

    Thinly veiled brag.
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    Old 10-04-2017, 04:02 PM   #4
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    Re: Brag: Got paid with royal flush

    Can you afford the fries with the burger after that $3.50 win?
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    Old 10-05-2017, 06:52 AM   #5
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    Re: Brag: Got paid with royal flush

    Stilll yet he got paid after taxes
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    Old 10-05-2017, 07:22 PM   #6
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    Re: Brag: Got paid with royal flush

    Damn thats worth about 10,000x that in a real casino. Quit online op its a waste of time and yea you might have some taxes in the real casino but you could buy a cheeseburger restaurant instead of just a cheeseburger. But i hear wendys has a BOGO free offer so maybe you can get 2!
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    Old 10-05-2017, 07:24 PM   #7
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    i always find it funny people actually play poker for 1/2 and 2/4 CENTS! Lol seriously? How can you take it serious for this amount, like i raise to 6 cents, 3 bet to 15 cents? my god is this real life? what is that after taxes like a roll of pennies for your bankroll?
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    Old 10-05-2017, 11:29 PM   #8
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    i always find it funny people actually play poker for 1/2 and 2/4 CENTS! Lol seriously? How can you take it serious for this amount, like i raise to 6 cents, 3 bet to 15 cents? my god is this real life? what is that after taxes like a roll of pennies for your bankroll?
    Playing for cents could be fun! You have to try it
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    Old 10-06-2017, 01:26 AM   #9
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    Re: Brag: Got paid with royal flush

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    i always find it funny people actually play poker for 1/2 and 2/4 CENTS! Lol seriously? How can you take it serious for this amount, like i raise to 6 cents, 3 bet to 15 cents? my god is this real life? what is that after taxes like a roll of pennies for your bankroll?
    What are the stakes you play for online and actually beat?
    Just curious
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    Old 10-09-2017, 09:35 AM   #10
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    i dont know really, i just dabble in it here and there anywhere from $1/2 to $10/20 NL. Last time i played 10/20 NL i lost $500 in one hand. I was short stacking on Global. I had AK, i raised to 60, 1 caller flop has AK6. I checked, he bet $110, i just smooth called and turn is a 10. Now im scared, but has such a good hand i call rest of the stack, of course he had JQ. ouch $500 in one hand ,maybe i should have played pennies.
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