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07-04-2011 , 10:29 AM

#51

omnishakira

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 0blongata

but why do that in the first place? a normal human being doesnt just go around to forums trying to 'induce madness'...

im not trying.

It's what high level troll do w/o even knowing why some random dude are mad

07-04-2011 , 10:33 AM

#52

omnishakira

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MakeBelieve

[X] some serious asskissing

I congratulate other good trolls when they do something good. It's my duty as a level 10 troll

that doesnt explain why u mad tho

Last edited by omnishakira; 07-04-2011 at 10:39 AM.

07-04-2011 , 11:14 AM

#53

sumey

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Quote:

Originally Posted by omnishakira

I'd bet ur roll that im an happier than most humans (at least 85%)

I've a sweet 6y old relationship with a 34D/105lbs gf, rollin on cash and a great family that fully accept what im doing for a living. I do 2 trip per year, I've epic clothes/home furniture and pretty good friends. I also troll the sad losers like you cuz it's pretty funny.

You live in your parent basement and u do a stupid degree that will give at best 1/3 of my money lololol.

I'm trolling you, owning you and I'm very likely to be happier than you are @ life. Accept the ownage and go beg some money poor student

You know when losers start telling a bunch of strangers on the internet how great their life is, it usually means 2 things:

a) their life isn't that great DUCY

b) they're actually the ones who are mad all along

Come on man, at least when BG1 trolled and bragged about his fictional life he was pretty funny about it. Your posts are all lame and you have the nerve to call yourself a level 10 troll lol.

07-04-2011 , 11:17 AM

#54

omnishakira

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Your logic is wrong but I admit it must be hard to find something to say

I said it cuz that dude keep saying the same **** in his last 50 post so i just wanted to make that clear. I want it to be clear : you are the losers here ; the broke moron who keep giving money away

07-04-2011 , 11:34 AM

#55

toss_my_salad

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Quote:

Originally Posted by sumey

spot on!

07-04-2011 , 11:49 AM

#56

sumey

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Quote:

Originally Posted by omnishakira

Ok just so we are clear then - I don't give money away. I do suck at poker I admit, but even if you suck you can still make money from this game. I just play as a hobby and I have no wish to spend my life grinding (not that there's anything wrong with that, so we're clear. Each to their own). And I'm guessing it's the same for a lot of the guys who post here.

So when you come here trying to insult people about losing money and you're so great blah blah, all you end up doing is coming across as an idiot. Let's not pretend that what you do is that great omni, if it was you wouldn't be posting your inane drivel here.

07-04-2011 , 02:21 PM

#57

0blongata

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Quote:

Originally Posted by omnishakira

haha its funny how you have to prove that to me by stating what you want us to believe you have in real life. stop kissing my ass and go away already!

07-04-2011 , 02:34 PM

#58

RedGladiator

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YES i'm up $13.38 EV adjusted $39.81

07-04-2011 , 02:36 PM

#59

RedGladiator

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Quote:

Originally Posted by IamPro

GL OP, from a fellow BQ'r

Thanks

07-04-2011 , 03:32 PM

#60

omnishakira

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 0blongata

haha its funny how you have to prove that to me by stating what you want us to believe you have in real life.

u hope its fake dont you scrub :- )

07-04-2011 , 03:33 PM

#61

omnishakira

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Quote:

Originally Posted by sumey

Spoiler:

07-04-2011 , 03:35 PM

#62

toss_my_salad

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Quote:

Originally Posted by omnishakira

u hope its fake dont you scrub :- )

you are a looser

07-04-2011 , 03:41 PM

#63

omnishakira

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no u

07-04-2011 , 03:44 PM

#64

toss_my_salad

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than optimal?

07-04-2011 , 03:53 PM

#65

clownklauen

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bbv trolls gonna troll even harder i guess

op, i

you
you rock

5 stars for op, havent been geniuously happy for someone like this my whole life

07-04-2011 , 04:25 PM

#66

TeddyKGB45

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this thread has full blown aids

07-04-2011 , 07:16 PM

#67

RedGladiator

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Quote:

Originally Posted by clownklauen

bbv trolls gonna troll even harder i guess

op, i

you
you rock

5 stars for op, havent been geniuously happy for someone like this my whole life

LOL thank you

07-04-2011 , 10:14 PM

#68

OverplaysBigSlick

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just posting to say that omishakira is a stupid idiot,

i used to bench 350 and my gf is a 9.5 but you dont go in threads bragging about it

i wish i could just reach down your throat and give you a wedgie from the inside out

op rocks

07-04-2011 , 10:19 PM

#69

omnishakira

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But u just did it so you basically owned yourself

anyway, welcome aboard mad lurker

07-04-2011 , 10:36 PM

#70

OverplaysBigSlick

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Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 872

I'd bet ur roll that im an happier than most humans (at least 85%)

I've a sweet 6y old relationship with a 34D/105lbs gf,

rollin on cash and a great family that fully accept what im doing for a living.

I do 2 trip per year, I've epic clothes/home furniture and pretty good friends.

I also troll the sad losers like you cuz it's pretty funny.

07-04-2011 , 11:25 PM

#71

0blongata

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 358

Quote:

Originally Posted by omnishakira

But u just did it so you basically owned yourself

anyway, welcome aboard mad lurker

nah he didnt own himself, pretty sure you're owning yourself.

what you just did when you listed all the things you say you have is called 'jumping through a hoop', we made you do that because you felt insecure and needed to defend yourself. You have no idea how bad you're making yourself look, its sad but funny at the same time. Bet you're just getting so tilted but of course you are gonna reply as if you're calm.

omnishakira cant troll haha

07-04-2011 , 11:37 PM

#72

omnishakira

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07-04-2011 , 11:47 PM

#73

omnishakira

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 0blongata

tl;dr

07-05-2011 , 12:10 AM

#74

OverplaysBigSlick

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Quote:

Originally Posted by omnishakira

oh lawddddddd

07-05-2011 , 03:21 AM

#75

0blongata

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Quote:

Originally Posted by omnishakira

tl;dr

ha did i touch a nerve? its about time you realised you suck.

oh and you put in too much effort with those photoshops to look cool.

you fail so hard.

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