Great thread King, only does casual drugs made me lol pretty hard.

so funny

A+ thread, you are the king for a reason.

Great story, WP

Originally Posted by King Niche
I was grinding these soul destroying 90 mans on FT and she said she was going to cook us dinner because she was feeling geneorous. what kinda **** is that. she puts chip on my lap and i let his little hand do all the clicking especially all-in shoves and I talk a little bit of strategy with him mainly the value of position and slow playing big pairs at the end of mtts

she made me 8 nuggets. and she had 27 nuggets. she was burning her fingers on the hot fat while they were still cooking trying to get one to grub on. i am so sick of how selfish she is. we went to an all you can eat buffet once and she ate so much she was farting all the way home in the car and I think she almost sharted. she also laughs at me because she can out eat me at any meal time. I tried to beat her once and ate 23 pootatos but I almost threw up

i am sitting there trying to rambo a cash game with 16 dollars PLO and final table a 90 man on a stake because we need $ and she just complains that we are broke every day and she wishes she had met a better man. I was like why dont you go spread your thunder thighs for tod brunson i bet he hasnt had any in awhile. she doesnt even know who tod is. she googled him and said hubba hubba. im like whatever bitch you would crush eachother.


she sends me on negreanutilt everyday. she said she eats so much food because she needs to keep her strength up to look after little chip because she is basically a single mom now because I am married to poker for life and basially a loser i said no bitch you need to stop eating food from a wheelbarrow but yes poker is more interesting than you.. your voice chills me to the bone and you are as boring as beans. go make your nightly phonecall to skank#1 and gossip about everyones affairs. I said she wouldnt last 2 minutes in the poker world.I bet phil hellmuth doesnt get this kinda **** when he gets home from the big game... I bet he gets pancakes a bathrobe and a hand-jive.

my EV always goes down when she starts nagging me which is constant pressure...even when she is being nice or trys to do something special for us i have to fake delight.she once made a recording of herself moaning for my birthday.. it was horrible. imagine an ogre scratching his bumhole and you will come close to understanding how it made me feel. she expected sex that night but i had to fake an injury. she wore some stockings that made her legs look like submarines .

one day when chip is older and he knows how to play poker..maybe when he is 6 or 7 i am going to take him and head back to vegas with me because that is where my heart is. my dads heart is in nevada and i feel him touch me everytime i go back there. everytime i enter a card room i am thinking about my dad. Sometimes I walk over to the game and the seat he used to always be at and rub the back of his chair. sometimes I go and expect him to be there. i look for him...i hope to hear his voice above the slot machines calling me telling me to hurry the hell up because there is a sucker playing 5/10.

hopefully i can meet a new woman in vegas but not a hooker or crack head this time..someone steady and who only does casual drugs and maybe vodka binges..a girl who respects a poker player and all he stands for and will not complain when ive got grind on the mind or when I want to get frisky and scan a credit card between her ass cheeks.

Bro, I have read and understood personally, that poker players are basically disfunctional. Its true. My wife is a class A bitch. I chose a broken one, and so did you. Some of us are broken too. Me included. Have a heart, and just find one less broken, and maybe less dependent on food. Or, pay for it. If you know what I mean. In the long run, its cheaper. Im guessing.

The wife of antoniobandido here. Sorry hun i saw what you said and i had to reply. You said to me just now on the phne that its not personal but could it not be. The minuite you wrote my wife then to me that personal. so you know me being a classs a bitch its my duty to me to react, but you know what i will change my life around. I Promise you and the world i wont be a class a bitch any more. But wait thinking about it that would be so dificult to do, so i have decided to b at least the first part. class a, but i am sorry hun to be that i would have to drop everything that would make me not classy. hmmm guess thats it for you.

yours truely your class a wife

WHAT THE **** IS THIS

I'd say bad gimmick but the fail in quoting/posting makes me think that could be real.

Materpiece. Every word. You should screenwrite for Hollywood comedys or some ****.

would read again

Awesome! Great written with some sick mental pictures

nice read, but what the ***?!

PARAGRAPHS?!?!?!?!?

another epic thread and you didnt even mention larry longlegs :-/ * * * * * stars none the less.

The wife of antoniobandido here. Sorry hun i saw what you said and i had to reply. You said to me just now on the phone that its not personal but could it not be. The minuite you wrote my wife then to me thats personal. so you know, me being a classs a bitch its my duty to me to react, but you know what, i will change my life around. I Promise you and the world i wont be a class a bitch any more. But wait thinking about it, that would be so dificult to do, so i have decided to b at least the first part. class a, but i am sorry hun to be that i would have to drop everything that would make me not so classy. hmmm guess thats it for you.
yours truely your class a wife


The above was my husbands reply as you can find on page 5. Never thinking that i would ever join or read. Well he got busted. I saw it and reply in shock and anger. So yes i spelled couple words wrong. I was shaking. Could not believe that my husband would ever write such about me.

Knolds2626... no one cares about your reply / dysfunctional marriage or that you "busted" your husband, antoniobandido by finding this post. So what he called you a class-A bitch? it's obv. that you're indeed a meddling bitch with more time on her hands than she knows what to do with... so you lurk in Niche's threads spying on your husband. Your attempt to hijack this thread is a massive fail.
You make Niche's fat g/f look like Carol Brady or June Cleaver or some ****... you should spend less time snooping and concentrate on giving your man a bath-robe, pancakes and a hand-jive at the very least. I bet you've never even had grind on tha mind... GTFO!

bump

I will never see Phil Hellmuth the same again.

"Honey! Did you see what that maniac called me with!? Can I get some more syrup please? He called me with 7's honey! WITH 7's! A little slower baby. Yeah just the tip. That's it. I'm all in."

That was beautiful. Seriously.

well the best bit about this is obv. They named their kid "Chip"

lol nice bump

made me chuckle

Bump.

epey thread
i fold.

:clap:



5 stars

Does anyone know of KingNiche's whereabouts?

Last I heard he was in Vegas scanning his credit card in between a girl's ass cheeks.