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07-04-2009 , 07:33 AM

#76

The Live One

journeyman

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 201

<3 fatties + nuggets

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07-04-2009 , 07:41 AM

#77

MrBump

WINNING

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 6,018

"i said no bitch you need to stop eating food from a wheelbarrow "

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07-04-2009 , 07:50 AM

#78

gateway20985

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 209

Kiingniche if it ever came down to it, would you sell your baby to Madonna for poker moneys?

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07-04-2009 , 08:01 AM

#79

IljaS

enthusiast

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 83

haha really awesome story

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07-04-2009 , 08:37 AM

#80

corny

journeyman

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 287

how can any person on earth write 5star stories everytime he begins to type?
long live the king.

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07-04-2009 , 09:13 AM

#81

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,406

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Originally Posted by Frylock

[ X ] meet a new woman in vegas but not a hooker or crack head this time..someone steady and who only does casual drugs and maybe vodka binges

you're doing it wrong.

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07-04-2009 , 09:43 AM

#82

didonk

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Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,749

"you need to stop eating food from a wheelbarrow but yes poker is more interesting than you.. your voice chills me to the bone and you are as boring as beans."

loooooooooool

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07-04-2009 , 10:43 AM

#83

agent_fish

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,243

i would read your blog if u had 1

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07-04-2009 , 11:12 AM

#84

brandnew342

journeyman

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 344

unbelievable, you are the tiger woods of storytelling

5* Thread

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07-04-2009 , 12:55 PM

#85

Cardstrom

adept

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 1,103

Did she make you chicken nuggets hoping that you will share ?

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07-04-2009 , 12:58 PM

#86

Jonesy8

banned

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 176

This clown is back?

LOL, at you morons who post "Long live the king" and jerkoff at the thought of giving more money to this poor gimmick account.

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07-04-2009 , 03:39 PM

#87

King Niche

grinder

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 668

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Originally Posted by gateway20985

Kiingniche if it ever came down to it, would you sell your baby to Madonna for poker moneys?

I could never sell little chip.,, i have to do right by him and make him into a fearless poker player. I think madonna only buys black children also.

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07-04-2009 , 04:51 PM

#88

Gorgonian

veteran

Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 2,149

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Originally Posted by Jonesy8

This clown is back?

LOL, at you morons who post "Long live the king" and jerkoff at the thought of giving more money to this poor gimmick account.

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07-04-2009 , 04:58 PM

#89

A_C_Slater

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 8,341

Ow my balls!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtOLqNuTOag

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07-04-2009 , 05:38 PM

#90

Abs

newbie

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 43

wasnt ur kid named after stu ungar ?

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07-04-2009 , 05:48 PM

#91

reino

grinder

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 568

The King is back.5 stars imo

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07-04-2009 , 06:45 PM

#92

King Niche

grinder

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 668

she said NO to ungar but we agreed on chip. hes got good poker instincts. he smiles when the cards shuffle on the full tilt login screen

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07-04-2009 , 07:32 PM

#93

blind squirrel

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 8,188

King Niche could you plz confirm it was you I played with in a 6$ 12 Man 6-max on Stars last week?

And great post!

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07-04-2009 , 07:38 PM

#94

cds0699

LOSING

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 9,028

Grind on da mind

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07-04-2009 , 08:26 PM

#95

Otto Gott

adept

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 872

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Originally Posted by Captain Crank

very good! Needs way more love!

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she once made a recording of herself moaning for my birthday.. it was horrible. imagine an ogre scratching his bumhole and you will come close to understanding how it made me feel.

this was the best part! A+++!

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07-04-2009 , 09:30 PM

#96

King Niche

grinder

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 668

blind squirrel I am King Niche on FT only

not on stars. that person has taken my name..i hope they arent a crotch monkey

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07-04-2009 , 09:37 PM

#97

gateway20985

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 209

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Originally Posted by King Niche

blind squirrel I am King Niche on FT only

not on stars. that person has taken my name..i hope they arent a crotch monkey

How dare they take your name, they should be paying you royaltys sir.Take them to court!

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07-04-2009 , 09:39 PM

#98

blind squirrel

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 8,188

Thx for responding Niche.

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07-04-2009 , 09:46 PM

#99

aspecTL

journeyman

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 388

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07-04-2009 , 09:46 PM

#100

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

Was this when you busted out of 35k gtd. other
night? Cos that was kinda sick when the nit called your all in on the turn with an open ender. Even though he was comitted. I'd
have expected nuggets after that hand

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