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Old 11-16-2009, 07:26 PM   #51
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Re: BRAG+BEAT TLDR: I just played Taylor Caby HU4ROLLZ...lost...but learned valuable lesson :)

this is the most ******ed thing ever
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Old 11-16-2009, 07:31 PM   #52
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Re: BRAG+BEAT TLDR: I just played Taylor Caby HU4ROLLZ...lost...but learned valuable lesson :)

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this is the most ******ed thing ever
Just keep sipping on yo nit juice while journeyman rises up to nosebleeds and gets 10% ownership of cardrunners!!!!!
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Old 11-16-2009, 07:34 PM   #53
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Re: BRAG+BEAT TLDR: I just played Taylor Caby HU4ROLLZ...lost...but learned valuable lesson :)

Taylor is cool.
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Old 11-16-2009, 07:38 PM   #54
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Re: BRAG+BEAT TLDR: I just played Taylor Caby HU4ROLLZ...lost...but learned valuable lesson :)

Taylor is the kind of guy you bring home to your 2 dads.
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Old 11-16-2009, 07:38 PM   #55
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Re: BRAG+BEAT TLDR: I just played Taylor Caby HU4ROLLZ...lost...but learned valuable lesson :)

next time try this



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Old 11-16-2009, 07:41 PM   #56
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Re: BRAG+BEAT TLDR: I just played Taylor Caby HU4ROLLZ...lost...but learned valuable lesson :)

C*nt plus baby= caby

yay i just did math for the first time~!!!!!
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Old 11-16-2009, 07:43 PM   #57
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Re: BRAG+BEAT TLDR: I just played Taylor Caby HU4ROLLZ...lost...but learned valuable lesson :)

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So today I was just doing my usual 12 tables of 50nl grind
So let me get the facts straight .
#1 - your entire roll is 1400
#2 - you normally play with 600 of it on the tables. That is 50% of your bankroll.
#3 One night you decided on a "gut feeling" to HU4Rollz against a PRO?!?!?!?!

I just hope you will continue to watch videos and maybe run across a few about proper bankroll management.
Seems to me you have a lot to learn if you are on a whim blasting thru your entire roll on one hand. You might as well announce a 1400 dollar flip.
Oh and also I would be glad to teach you the same lesson for 450 dollars any time you need a refresher course, just shoot me a pm.

TY LOL
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Old 11-16-2009, 07:43 PM   #58
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Re: BRAG+BEAT TLDR: I just played Taylor Caby HU4ROLLZ...lost...but learned valuable lesson :)

Good story

And super nice of TC to send u some money back.
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Old 11-16-2009, 07:48 PM   #59
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Re: BRAG+BEAT TLDR: I just played Taylor Caby HU4ROLLZ...lost...but learned valuable lesson :)

Taylor is a class act imo.

When I was reading the story I was saying to myself that he better ship the donkey his money back. And he did. <3 Taylor.
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Old 11-16-2009, 07:58 PM   #60
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Re: BRAG+BEAT TLDR: I just played Taylor Caby HU4ROLLZ...lost...but learned valuable lesson :)

legendary story, and legendary taylor HH drop this one is for the ages
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Old 11-16-2009, 08:02 PM   #61
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Re: BRAG+BEAT TLDR: I just played Taylor Caby HU4ROLLZ...lost...but learned valuable lesson :)

awesome story. tay for mod
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Old 11-16-2009, 08:04 PM   #62
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Re: BRAG+BEAT TLDR: I just played Taylor Caby HU4ROLLZ...lost...but learned valuable lesson :)

Nice of him.
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Old 11-16-2009, 08:09 PM   #63
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Re: BRAG+BEAT TLDR: I just played Taylor Caby HU4ROLLZ...lost...but learned valuable lesson :)

lol sick br management. even before the hu match.

good story tho
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Old 11-16-2009, 08:11 PM   #64
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Re: BRAG+BEAT TLDR: I just played Taylor Caby HU4ROLLZ...lost...but learned valuable lesson :)

Lol when this was happening i was like no way this actually happening.

I know journeyman he has been the nittiest bankroll dude i ever known.

So for him to do this was totally out of character.

But he took a page out of my playbook and it paid off. yeah boi
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Old 11-16-2009, 08:18 PM   #65
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Re: BRAG+BEAT TLDR: I just played Taylor Caby HU4ROLLZ...lost...but learned valuable lesson :)

u sir should be thankful that cr is so successful.
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Old 11-16-2009, 08:19 PM   #66
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Lol when this was happening i was like no way this actually happening.

I know journeyman he has been the nittiest bankroll dude i ever known.

So for him to do this was totally out of character.

But he took a page out of my playbook and it paid off. yeah boi
how is losing $400 getting paid?
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Old 11-16-2009, 08:19 PM   #67
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I just watched this like 14 times in a row then noticed your avatar. Don't EVER distract me from your avatar again! Who is she?
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Old 11-16-2009, 08:52 PM   #68
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how is losing $400 getting paid?
I didnt mean financial gain. I meant life gain.
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Old 11-16-2009, 08:53 PM   #69
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Re: BRAG+BEAT TLDR: I just played Taylor Caby HU4ROLLZ...lost...but learned valuable lesson :)

LOL insane.

IB4 everyone starts playing Taylor HU 4 rolls.

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Old 11-16-2009, 08:54 PM   #70
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Re: BRAG+BEAT TLDR: I just played Taylor Caby HU4ROLLZ...lost...but learned valuable lesson :)

So I'm the only person Taylor has grimed? What a effin joke.
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Old 11-16-2009, 09:01 PM   #71
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Re: BRAG+BEAT TLDR: I just played Taylor Caby HU4ROLLZ...lost...but learned valuable lesson :)

really good story lucky u didn't hu4rollz a dbag
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Old 11-16-2009, 09:02 PM   #72
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Re: BRAG+BEAT TLDR: I just played Taylor Caby HU4ROLLZ...lost...but learned valuable lesson :)

OP you're almost inspiring me to do something like this myself.

"Almost" being the keyword of course... but man it must have been an awesome feeling. I just know what you mean. Great story and I will remember it for a while.

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So let me get the facts straight .
Oh and also I would be glad to teach you the same lesson for 450 dollars any time you need a refresher course, just shoot me a pm.
Except you're not his poker hero. Too bad.
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Old 11-16-2009, 09:03 PM   #73
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Re: BRAG+BEAT TLDR: I just played Taylor Caby HU4ROLLZ...lost...but learned valuable lesson :)

Really cool experience. Losing $500 will never feel this good again.
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Old 11-16-2009, 09:05 PM   #74
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Re: BRAG+BEAT TLDR: I just played Taylor Caby HU4ROLLZ...lost...but learned valuable lesson :)

This is an awesome, sort of surreal story.

I'm suprised Taylor Caby didn't just say, "play less tables and really focus instead of auto-piloting"
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Old 11-16-2009, 09:18 PM   #75
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he shipped it back for metagame imo, think how many morans are going to jump up to play him HU4RLZ now
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