Yeah, so I managed to monkey-tilt my roll away today and was left with $0 in my Full Tilt account and $72 in my UB account. As you can probably imagine, I was hating life and contemplating giving up poker for good. I took a break to actually get some schoolwork done for a change, but then it dawned on me that I still had $72 left to work with!! Over the course of three hours (approx. 7:30 - 10:30), I ended up turning the $72 into $5,300. Here's how it went down (all play was heads-up):

$50 donk and go - WON (up to ~$120)
$100 donk and go - WON (up to ~$215)
$200 donk and go - WON (up to ~$405)
400NL cash - $400 --> $1200
1000NL cash - $1200 --> $2900
2500NL cash - $2900 --> $5300

What I'm trying to tell you is [censored] the Jesus Ferguson challenge...if you want to make some real money at this game you need to get your whole roll on the table!

Most importantly, we're back in business baby!!

Not bad for three hours of play, huh? Now only if I can get this tilt thing under control...

I hate you.

I hate people like you, you don't deserve to have your bankroll inflated 800%.

YMH

lol

Don't blame me because you're still trying to play the conservative way

dont stop try and make 100k with 5300 gogogogogo

OP knows what's up

^^^

Umm don't you mean with $72?

HH of some kind or didn't happen

Well, I never imagined that this would actually happen when I started, so I didn't bother to turn the UltimateHistory on. I suppose I could request HHs from UB support though?

Thanks. That is my next goal.

I can confirm that this happened.....[censored] YOU OP AND YOUR COLD-DECK [censored] LUCKBOX!!!!!

$2/$4 No Limit Holdem
2 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
Hero ($402.00)
BB ($439.00)

Pre-flop: ($6, 2 players) Hero is SB 3 6
Hero raises to $12, BB calls $8

Flop: 4 8 T ($24, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $18, BB raises to $58, Hero calls $40

Turn: 8 ($140, 2 players)
BB bets $100, Hero goes all-in $332, BB calls $232

River: 4 ($804, 2 players)

Final Pot: $804
Hero shows: 3 6
BB shows: K J

BB wins $803.5 ( won +$401.5 )
Hero lost -$402.00


$2/$4 No Limit Holdem
2 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
SB ($994.60)
Hero ($421.00)

Pre-flop: ($6, 2 players) Hero is BB J J
SB raises to $12, Hero raises to $40, SB calls $28

Flop: Q 6 6 ($80, 2 players)
Hero bets $55, SB calls $55

Turn: Q ($190, 2 players)
Hero checks, SB checks

River: 9 ($190, 2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets $190, Hero calls $190

Final Pot: $570
Hero shows: J J
SB shows: K Q

SB wins $569.5 ( won +$284.5 )
Hero lost -$285.00

$2/$4 No Limit Holdem
2 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
Hero ($464.50)
BB ($806.10)

Pre-flop: ($6, 2 players) Hero is SB 2 A
Hero raises to $12, BB calls $8

Flop: Q 8 A ($24, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $18, BB calls $18

Turn: J ($60, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $50, BB raises to $175, Hero calls $125

River: 7 ($410, 2 players)
BB bets $410, Hero folds

Final Pot: $820

BB wins $819.5 ( won +$204.5 )
Hero lost -$205.00

lol
ship it

over / under on bustooooooooooooooooo?

either way, gl op

op and his avatar are tilting me.

rooobusto time... CHOO CHOO

Oh, there's no doubt I'll go busto again. This wasn't the first time...lol

So Sweet

graph or rape by a hippopotamus