After numerous busted $30 deposits burnt due to playing turbos, I decide to go for the throat. that's right guys, 3/6 NL 6 max Bovada baby. I bought it for 370 so that if I double up its 740, maybe even more if someone else calls preflop.

After the first 40-50 minutes are slow and im not getting action on my button 3bets, I decide to mix it up and open UTG 4:club7 to 18, I get 2 callers and then a 3 bet to 62. I decide to call because the guy is like frikin 1000 deep. others fold. Flop is 35q. I check, he leads 95. On HSP I saw brad booth overshove with a gutshot and not get called by ivey so im thinking "these are the plays that really define who you are". I shove for 200 more. He calls with AA. turn 7, river 4. ship dip dip. spark my spliff, when the money goes in, jonny poo poo don't miss

4* because I read to the end.

Oh god there are big time fish on that bovado I heard and now I know
It's true. 47 for 62$ pre ... Because it's suited and your Jonny poopoo pants I know suited odds but your a real fish

agreed 4*

**** sakes I saw creampie and clicked

who's this johnny poo poo character

lol

Mis-leading title.

Ban OP

You completed poker OP.

Edit: inb4 busto

good memes itt

the memes were hilarious but this one makes me always laugh.

Ronaldo certainly goes for the whole throat

guess what i just googled

lol liar. That wasn't the actual result, you ****ing mooly

And then what happen? Did you try it again? Back to the turbos? Cashout? Op confirmed busto?

thread title tells me op lives in his moms basement hoping for something positive to happen. aint never gonna happen. never