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07-05-2018 , 11:53 PM

omnishakira

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I dunno why but when I play poker, I've to piss every single hour if not more (beat).

Which brand of bottle is ideal to be used as a piss receptacle ?

I tried Evian but the tip of my dick was too big (brag) so the piss kind of went all over (variance). What bottle brand are you using for your poker marathons?

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07-06-2018 , 02:59 AM

RalphWaldoEmerson

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I like the "Simply X" bottles. Personally I use the Simply Orange with high pulp

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07-06-2018 , 03:58 AM

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

They have a brand called "pump" in New Zealand. Seems appropriate.

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07-06-2018 , 04:13 AM

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

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Carry laptop or tablet to the bathroom. Sit down like a girl if need be. Wear leisure pajama pants with no zippers or snaps to deal with.

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07-06-2018 , 07:09 AM

kid kahlua

centurion

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Big bottle cap with added bonus of unsuspicious color.

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07-06-2018 , 02:29 PM

H0RUS

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You can also deduct the bottles from your taxes as a business expense.

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07-06-2018 , 02:43 PM

omnishakira

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Originally Posted by H0RUS

You can also deduct the bottles from your taxes as a business expense.

lmao

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07-06-2018 , 02:52 PM

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,626

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Originally Posted by H0RUS

You can also deduct the bottles from your taxes as a business expense.

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07-06-2018 , 02:54 PM

Morphismus

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Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,271

OP how about an old-fashioned urinal like they have in hospitals?

It will fit all girths, you can also use it in horizontal position, and you can put it in a mount like you can see in the picture - no more spilled urine due to toppled piss bottles!

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07-06-2018 , 05:07 PM

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Morphismus

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Originally Posted by H0RUS

You can also deduct the bottles from your taxes as a business expense.

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Originally Posted by omnishakira

lmao

btw omni taxes is the new autism

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07-07-2018 , 03:51 AM

#11

H0RUS

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Potato tax

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07-09-2018 , 12:33 PM

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Singasong2222

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Don’t use milk bottles as they have I high chance of splash back

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07-11-2018 , 08:34 PM

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NutJob72

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Just get adult diapers. Then you won't have to get up to deuce either.

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07-12-2018 , 06:35 AM

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Morphismus

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It just occurred to me that online poker is the ideal thing for people with diaper fetish!

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07-12-2018 , 07:12 AM

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Colin_Piddle

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Is that a real fetish?

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07-12-2018 , 02:36 PM

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Morphismus

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diaper_fetishism

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07-13-2018 , 01:46 PM

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Phil Me Up

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Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Is that a real fetish?

Duh.

For the more discerning ABDL :

https://tykables.com

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07-19-2018 , 09:52 AM

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AlwaysFolding

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Originally Posted by H0RUS

Potato tax

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07-19-2018 , 11:15 AM

#19

H0RUS

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Legendary post by a legendary poaster !

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07-22-2018 , 06:46 PM

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AlwaysFolding

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Legendary potato post!

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