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Old 06-19-2017, 03:20 PM   #1051
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Thanks Trumpama
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Old 06-19-2017, 04:22 PM   #1052
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Once I ate two cookies in Adam, which was a lot of fun on a long night out. Then another night I ate some cookies, same price, from a shop somewhere in west NL, Nijmegen IIRC. Two hours later I was lying on the floor somewhere, semi-unconscious, unable to move for like 4-5h. I blame Obama
Nijmegen is in the east. Sheep blames Mr. F's geography teacher.
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Old 06-19-2017, 04:32 PM   #1053
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LolEdibles.

Anything over 250mg even for a legit OG is going to have you feeling higher than the Hindenburg. Everything more than that is superfluous overkill unless your an everyday eater AND a big ol fatty like Uncle Joey Diaz or Lee Syatt
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Old 06-19-2017, 04:35 PM   #1054
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That **** is meant to be smoked. Eating it is like drinking beer with a condom on.
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Old 06-19-2017, 04:40 PM   #1055
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well I ate the whole thing and I had to leave the bar because I could not function. It was not fun.

And thc is not degen AF, still not booze or real drugs
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Old 06-19-2017, 05:01 PM   #1056
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As long as it doesn't make you go HEY COCAINE IS A GOOD IDEA it's nbd I'd say
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Old 06-19-2017, 05:02 PM   #1057
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well I ate the whole thing and I had to leave the bar because I could not function. It was not fun.

And thc is not degen AF, still not booze or real drugs


Thc is the opposite of degen. I use it to calm down and play more focused and more emotionally balanced lmao basically the degen antidote
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Old 06-19-2017, 05:03 PM   #1058
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For me it means I get nothing done then go back to opiates and blackout drinking.

To each their own.
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Old 06-19-2017, 05:14 PM   #1059
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As long as it doesn't make you go HEY COCAINE IS A GOOD IDEA it's nbd I'd say
People need to be reminded that cocaine is a good idea?
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Old 06-19-2017, 05:27 PM   #1060
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For me it means I get nothing done then go back to opiates and blackout drinking.

To each their own.


Exactly. Many pro-weed people act as if it's a universal helper but everyone's body chemistry is different and is affected differently by outside substance. What helps me grind out a 4-6 hour session or 8 hours editing or writing makes you unproductive. Smoking or eating weed makes one of my friends physically ill. But that same person can take a 1/5 of Bacardi to their face and get up at 9am for work the next day *** Blue Bonds and Euro puts - BBV politics and economics thread - June LC/NC NSFW *** they have zero thc tolerance and maybe an intolerance and they have an ability to routinely punish their stomach and liver without puking. Just different strokes for different folks, it takes different strokes to run the world!
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Old 06-19-2017, 05:54 PM   #1061
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Beer is to Sammy what spinach is to Popeye.

Sammy once ate a raw eel
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Old 06-19-2017, 06:12 PM   #1062
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Eats raw eel, but not pussy.

Sad.
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Old 06-19-2017, 06:14 PM   #1063
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Old 06-19-2017, 06:24 PM   #1064
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Eats raw eel, but not pussy.

Sad.
You're just jealous that Sammy would rather have sex with Mr.mmmKay than you. Sammy didn't mean to hurt your feelings. If it makes you feel better, Sammy didn't like the raw eel...
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Old 06-19-2017, 06:30 PM   #1065
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You're just jealous that Sammy would rather have sex with Mr.mmmKay than you. Sammy didn't mean to hurt your feelings. If it makes you feel better, Sammy didn't like the raw eel...
If I was you I wouldn't want to have sex with me either. I would wreck your ass so bad you wouldn't be able to sit until 2021.
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Old 06-19-2017, 06:31 PM   #1066
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I imagine raw eel to be quite chewy
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Old 06-19-2017, 06:33 PM   #1067
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smoked eel is goat
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Old 06-19-2017, 06:47 PM   #1068
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Morph speaks the truth
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Old 06-19-2017, 06:49 PM   #1069
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I thought pig was the GOAT.
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Old 06-19-2017, 06:54 PM   #1070
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Pig is good, but nothing beats smoked eel. Eel is the Kobe meat of Scandinavia
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Old 06-19-2017, 11:45 PM   #1071
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Lmao @ dj khaled
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Old 06-19-2017, 11:45 PM   #1072
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Alison wonderlands set was dope tho
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Old 06-19-2017, 11:55 PM   #1073
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Lmao @ dj khaled

It was worse than people made it out to be and it was all his fault. It was a really ****ty performance and the excuses were piece of **** level. Blaming Insomniac for his choosing to not do any DJing and do a really bad hype-man act. Just bullocks all around.


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Alison wonderlands set was dope tho

She ****ing killed it! Her combo set Sunday with Diplo and Jauz was awesome too. It's kind of funny how she could do 3 major stage sets over the weekend and Khaled couldn't figure out how to do one set right.
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Old 06-19-2017, 11:58 PM   #1074
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Yeah I didn't even know khaled was playing until Friday. I knew it'd be ****ty but didn't imagine that level of bad. Just super unprofessional and a slap in the face to all the real djs who put in the effort to put together a real set
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Old 06-20-2017, 01:23 AM   #1075
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PS - Floss' set is sick too
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