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06-19-2017 , 11:42 AM

#1026

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 31,781

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Calm down, right now! Sammy's gf is very real, and the best thing in Sammy's life, and Sammy has a lot of great things in his life.

Does she speak in 3rd person too?

06-19-2017 , 11:54 AM

#1027

Sammy2bullets

Denmark, European Champions 2021

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 11,852

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Does she speak in 3rd person too?

Don't take it out on Sammy, that your uncle Charlie made you wear dresses and sit on his lap.

06-19-2017 , 11:58 AM

#1028

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 31,781

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Don't take it out on Sammy, that your uncle Charlie made you wear dresses and sit on his lap.

Sammy... making jokes about getting molested by an uncle.

You're better than that.

06-19-2017 , 12:03 PM

#1029

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,277

hai mondai

06-19-2017 , 12:03 PM

#1030

Sammy2bullets

Denmark, European Champions 2021

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 11,852

Okay okay, Sammy apologizes for making that joke.

06-19-2017 , 12:12 PM

#1031

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,277

sammy molested his uncle

06-19-2017 , 12:15 PM

#1032

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 31,781

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

hai mondai

Nice, where's that?

06-19-2017 , 12:23 PM

#1033

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,386

I'm sad I missed edc

06-19-2017 , 12:32 PM

#1034

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,277

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Nice, where's that?

čiovo

06-19-2017 , 12:52 PM

#1035

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,745

Sammy's girlfriend: Danish Tae Kwon Doe coach, Finnish/Swedish/Norwegian heritage, most likely Sammy's uncle.

Is this correct or did I miss something?

06-19-2017 , 01:00 PM

#1036

Sammy2bullets

Denmark, European Champions 2021

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 11,852

06-19-2017 , 01:03 PM

#1037

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 8,935

Now show one after the first bite. I'm not an engineer but that doesn't look like much structural integrity there.

06-19-2017 , 01:09 PM

#1038

Sammy2bullets

Denmark, European Champions 2021

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 11,852

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Now show one after the first bite. I'm not an engineer but that doesn't look like much structural integrity there.

06-19-2017 , 01:22 PM

#1039

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 678

Good lord Sammy. The right side of that plate reminds me of what happens after a late night Taco Bell run.

06-19-2017 , 01:26 PM

#1040

Sammy2bullets

Denmark, European Champions 2021

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 11,852

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gypsie

Good lord Sammy. The right side of that plate reminds me of what happens after a late night Taco Bell run.

You take that back, right now!

06-19-2017 , 01:55 PM

#1041

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 31,781

Sammy's structure fell over. Saving the world not looking good.

06-19-2017 , 02:17 PM

#1042

Sammy2bullets

Denmark, European Champions 2021

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 11,852

Shouldn't you be shampooing some old lady's hair right now?

06-19-2017 , 02:33 PM

#1043

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 31,781

I can multitask.

Anything you would like me to tell your mom?

06-19-2017 , 02:47 PM

#1044

Sammy2bullets

Denmark, European Champions 2021

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 11,852

Sammy's mom is way too sophisticated for you. She wouldn't even let you walk her two Afghan dogs.

06-19-2017 , 02:53 PM

#1045

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

1000mg is too much thc in an edible

just in case you were wondering.

06-19-2017 , 02:58 PM

#1046

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 8,935

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

1000mg is too much thc in an edible

just in case you were wondering.

.

I'd be less scared about dropping 4 hits of blotter than eating more than half a commercial pot cookie.

06-19-2017 , 02:59 PM

#1047

Sammy2bullets

Denmark, European Champions 2021

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 11,852

It's been way too long since Sammy smoked the hash. Sammy will buy some very soon.

06-19-2017 , 03:01 PM

#1048

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 31,781

Edibles these days make you stupidly insane, let's see through time ****ed up.

06-19-2017 , 03:14 PM

#1049

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,745

Mr. tbh, you're degening again huh?

06-19-2017 , 03:17 PM

#1050

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 11,176

Once I ate two cookies in Adam, which was a lot of fun on a long night out. Then another night I ate some cookies, same price, from a shop somewhere in west NL, Nijmegen IIRC. Two hours later I was lying on the floor somewhere, semi-unconscious, unable to move for like 4-5h. I blame Obama

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