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06-18-2017 , 07:28 AM

#876

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Father's day is in September in New Zealand

And Australia.

I'm in Canada.

My Dad is in Australia.

I'm so confused

06-18-2017 , 07:30 AM

#877

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

And Australia.

I'm in Canada.

My Dad is in Australia.

I'm so confused

move to denmark imo

06-18-2017 , 07:38 AM

#878

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

move to denmark imo

Can I stay at Sammy's?

06-18-2017 , 07:46 AM

#879

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

brothels should be open for everyone as long as you have cash with you

06-18-2017 , 07:51 AM

#880

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

I don't think US$ work in Denmark though.

06-18-2017 , 08:06 AM

#881

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

I don't think US$ work in Denmark though.

Yes they do, you just don't have enough of them.

06-18-2017 , 08:07 AM

#882

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

happy fathers day guys.

06-18-2017 , 08:12 AM

#883

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Yes they do, you just don't have enough of them.

how much does your establishment charge for an hour of gratification?

06-18-2017 , 08:14 AM

#884

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

how much does your establishment charge for an hour of gratification?

If Sammy likes you, it's free of charge.

06-18-2017 , 08:18 AM

#885

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

If Sammy likes you, it's free of charge.

What if he loves you?

06-18-2017 , 08:21 AM

#886

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

No penises will be touched for free

06-18-2017 , 08:22 AM

#887

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

What if he loves you?

Calm down

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

No penises will be touched for free

Right now!

06-18-2017 , 08:30 AM

#888

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

Sammy,

Are you pig eating today?

06-18-2017 , 08:38 AM

#889

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Sammy,

Are you pig eating today?

Had pig for breakfast, in a few hours Sammy will eat a deer his neighbour shot. Our women are not home, so neighbour invited Sammy over for beer and deer.

06-18-2017 , 08:40 AM

#890

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

sammy at least eats like a true man

06-18-2017 , 08:41 AM

#891

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

FranFran is right

06-18-2017 , 08:42 AM

#892

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

I've never had deer meat. I can't imagine it's great.

06-18-2017 , 08:45 AM

#893

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,144

It's gamy and a little too lean. The heart is good, though.

06-18-2017 , 08:47 AM

#894

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

I've never had deer meat. I can't imagine it's great.

What a weird Australian you are. Sammy thought you guys ate everything you could shoot. Sammy had kangaroo several times, did you even taste that?

06-18-2017 , 08:57 AM

#895

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

What a weird Australian you are. Sammy thought you guys ate everything you could shoot. Sammy had kangaroo several times, did you even taste that?

nope. haven't eaten emu or crocodile either.

06-18-2017 , 08:59 AM

#896

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

There also aren't a lot of deer in Australia.

06-18-2017 , 09:05 AM

#897

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargggggghhhhhhhhhhh hhhhh.

1 minut left of 24hours race. Danish car #1, then blows a tyre, and finishes as #3

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK

06-18-2017 , 09:11 AM

#898

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

excuses excuses

06-18-2017 , 09:15 AM

#899

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

So a Danish guy blew early. Big surprise.

06-18-2017 , 09:29 AM

#900

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

So a Danish guy blew early. Big surprise.

That could be taken in two ways.

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