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02-26-2016 , 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by FWWM
Maybe marry him
lol I was about to write that I was married to Sammy!
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02-26-2016 , 08:19 PM
Morphy,

1) what's your favorite whiskey?
2) if you're not manly enough for whiskey, when do you plan on manning up?
3) if there was a movie made of your life, what movie star would be cast for your role?
4) what's your biggest degen gambling win?
5) if you could give 21-year-old Morph any advice, what would it be?
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02-26-2016 , 08:34 PM
Morph will be sleeping on the couch tonight
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02-26-2016 , 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
Morph will be sleeping on the couch tonight
I am sorry to hear you don't get to be the little spoon
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02-26-2016 , 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat
Morph,

1) what's your favorite whiskey?
2) if you're not manly enough for whiskey, when do you plan on manning up?
3) if there was a movie made of your life, what movie star would be cast for your role?
4) what's your biggest degen gambling win?
5) if you could give 21-year-old Morph any advice, what would it be?
fyp

1) Lagavulin
2)
3) Johnny Depp
4) about $3000
5) Don't rinse your mouth after brushing your teeth.
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02-26-2016 , 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
Morph will be sleeping on the couch tonight
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02-26-2016 , 08:54 PM
Morph,

Is Kingfish still a big deal around here?
Do i really need a hacksaw?
Do you actually believe Sammy when he said he hadn't been down on his girl until recently or was it a ruse like I suspect?
Which banned poster would you like to see back?
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02-26-2016 , 09:14 PM
Morph,

Would you rather eat poop favored chocolate or chocolate flavored poop?
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02-26-2016 , 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
Morph,

Is Kingfish still a big deal around here?
Do i really need a hacksaw?
Do you actually believe Sammy when he said he hadn't been down on his girl until recently or was it a ruse like I suspect?
Which banned poster would you like to see back?
I have to say no!

no you can do without

Could be true; some people are funny that way.

Spike
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02-26-2016 , 09:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Nick_AA
Morph,

Would you rather eat poop favored chocolate or chocolate flavored poop?
poop favored chocolate obv
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02-27-2016 , 03:12 AM
what's your favorite swear word in a Ben Folds song
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02-27-2016 , 04:11 AM
Morph,

Are you a tranny (I mean, just like ChanY) ?
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02-27-2016 , 04:16 AM
morph,

- whats your biggest poker win
- biggest degen win
- biggest girl you've slept with

best wishes

fishfood69er
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02-27-2016 , 04:38 AM
Morph,

Is your real name Dieter?

Do you know who Rainer Werner Fassbinder was?
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02-27-2016 , 04:39 AM
Morph,

Why did you do it?

Are you ashamed of yourself?

Would you do it again?

Last edited by PasswordGotHacked; 02-27-2016 at 04:43 AM. Reason: And do you really like sammy or just feel sorry for him due to his clear mental disabilities? Please note: the plural
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02-27-2016 , 04:55 AM
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Originally Posted by ShowMeUrAce
Morph,

Are you a tranny (I mean, just like ChanY) ?
no

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Originally Posted by fishfood69er
morph,

- whats your biggest poker win
- biggest degen win
- biggest girl you've slept with

best wishes

fishfood69er
$3000

that was that

dunno, about 1.7 m?
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02-27-2016 , 05:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
Morph,

Is your real name Dieter?

Do you know who Rainer Werner Fassbinder was?
maybe

yes

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Originally Posted by PasswordGotHacked
Morph,

Why did you do it?

Are you ashamed of yourself?

Would you do it again?
why not?

no

yes
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02-27-2016 , 05:27 AM
Morph,

I failed in my posting abilities which is often the case. This line of questioning was in no way related to your 10k post.

Thank you however for addressing it
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02-27-2016 , 05:56 AM
Morph,
1. If you were locked in a bullet proof sealed cage with a lion, how would you escape?
2. Why is Austria such a safe country? Who was the most influential person in making and keeping it safe?
3. What is an interesting Austrian custom/law that not many people have heard of?
4. If you had an identical twin, what skullduggery would you get up to?
5. Do you think investing in Property is a good idea? If so why or why not?
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02-27-2016 , 06:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Tank Home & Away
Morph,
1. If you were locked in a bullet proof sealed cage with a lion, how would you escape?
2. Why is Austria such a safe country? Who was the most influential person in making and keeping it safe?
3. What is an interesting Austrian custom/law that not many people have heard of?
4. If you had an identical twin, what skullduggery would you get up to?
5. Do you think investing in Property is a good idea? If so why or why not?
1. No idea. Escape into the next life I guess?

2. I guess because it's a wealthy country, and the social net is pretty solid; so not many reasons to resort to crime.

3. You can take one year every four years of educational leave from your job, all at once or in pieces, and the state pays you unemployment money for it.

4. I would put him into that lion cage.

5. Property is theft!
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02-27-2016 , 12:07 PM
Morph,

What are your life plans for the next 10 years?
Which is better, Austria or Germany?
Have you peed in Sammy's swimming water?
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much of a Kardasian fan are you?
Do you keep your ketchup in the fridge or cupboard?
Have you had vegemite?
Favorite non alcoholic drink?
Are you upset that Waffle hasn't posted in here yet?
What should Waffle name his baby?
Favorite country other than Germany/Austria?
Favorite sport?
Favorite meat?
Who shot Kennedy?
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02-27-2016 , 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
Morph,

What are your life plans for the next 10 years?
Which is better, Austria or Germany?
Have you peed in Sammy's swimming water?
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much of a Kardasian fan are you?
Do you keep your ketchup in the fridge or cupboard?
Have you had vegemite?
Favorite non alcoholic drink?
Are you upset that Waffle hasn't posted in here yet?
What should Waffle name his baby?
Favorite country other than Germany/Austria?
Favorite sport?
Favorite meat?
Who shot Kennedy?
I don't believe in the planability of life, so I just plan on keeping it real.

Austria is definitely nicer to live in.

Never been to Denmark, so no.

0, I barely know they exist.

I don't have Ketchup; I'm a Mayonnaise guy. Keeping that in the fridge fwiw.

yes

Mango Lassi

a little

mmmh... George or Claire imo

Regarding travel Thailand, other than that the US is an endless source of entertainment!

Snooker

Chicken

Space Aliens
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02-27-2016 , 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Morphismus

Never been to Denmark.


Morph,

are you even German?
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02-27-2016 , 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets


Morph,

are you even German?
I am.
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02-27-2016 , 04:13 PM
Morph,

Tits or ass?
Little girl or waffle size?
Nastiest or funniest sex experience?

I like Claire.
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