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02-26-2016 , 02:30 PM
So here it is, my 9999th post! Gonna make my 10K post in the lol thread shortly as announced.

So you’re supposed to ask me stuff here; don’t know if I answer everything or just emit some Hawking radiation though. Some initial info about me: before finishing my studies (math) and later my PhD (electrical engineering) I’ve been a dish washer, EMT, and a cabby. Otherwise nerd and electro-cyclist. Eligible questions have to obey to the following format:

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Morph,

<question>?
Ask away!
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02-26-2016 , 02:32 PM
Morph,

How old are you?



Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 02-26-2016 at 02:39 PM. Reason: First
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02-26-2016 , 02:37 PM
2rd. Would you bang Tanja Nijmejer?
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02-26-2016 , 03:02 PM
In
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02-26-2016 , 03:03 PM
Morph,

Do you poker? If so, how do you poker?
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02-26-2016 , 03:04 PM
Every 1's a winner baby



Real or cyber?.

Last edited by Pixcat; 02-26-2016 at 03:26 PM.
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02-26-2016 , 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
Morph,

Do you poker? If so, how do you poker?
Finally a correctly formatted question! I do poker on PS, almost only MTTs, and almost only NLO8 these days. I used to play a lot live back in Vienna.

edit: Didn't see Sammy edited his question. I'm 40+
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02-26-2016 , 03:42 PM
Morph,

What do you do for a living atm? Do you wear suspenders?
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02-26-2016 , 03:48 PM
Morph,

List the forums in order you visit when you log on to 2+2?
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02-26-2016 , 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
Morph,

What do you do for a living atm? Do you wear suspenders?
I guess R&D consultant describes it best. No suspenders.

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
Morph,

List the forums in order you visit when you log on to 2+2?
Depends. Often mod forum, BBV, 4L, LoL, then go from there.
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02-26-2016 , 04:03 PM
Morph,

Are you now, or have you ever been, a communist?

/NTTAWWT

Last edited by suitedjustice; 02-26-2016 at 04:33 PM.
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02-26-2016 , 04:32 PM
Morph,

When are you gonna add the missing 'r' to your location text?

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02-26-2016 , 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by suitedjustice
Morph,

Are you now, or have you ever been, a communist?

/NTTAWWT
No, but I lived with communist.

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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
Morph,

When are you gonna add the missing 'r' to your location text?
neve
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02-26-2016 , 05:09 PM
Morph,

Considering your age, you will be retiring in the next 2-3 years. Do you plan on spending your golden years in a summer house in Denmark close to a beach like most Germans your age does?
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02-26-2016 , 05:12 PM
Morph,
1. Are you married, single or in a relationship? Do you have any children?
2. Who is your favourite band?
3. What is your favourite country outside of Europe that you have visited?
4. Are there any hot girls that do electrical engineering?
5. Do you currently own any pets? If so what are their names and breeds?
6. What are your three favourite movies?
7. What would you best piece of advice for picking up chicks be?
8. Would you rather date a girl who is 9/10 looks and 6/10 personality or 6/10 looks and 9/10 personality?
10. How many languages do you speak?
11. Have you ever been to New Zealand? Can you name 5 famous New Zealanders off the top of ur head?
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02-26-2016 , 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Morphismus
Finally a correctly formatted question! I do poker on PS, almost only MTTs, and almost only NLO8 these days. I used to play a lot live back in Vienna.

edit: Didn't see Sammy edited his question. I'm 40+
Meh, formatting nazis itt. What does a r&d consultant do? Also what's 40+? 78? And how did you transition from math to ee? Isn't that quite a huge step?
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02-26-2016 , 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
Morph,

Considering your age, you will be retiring in the next 2-3 years. Do you plan on spending your golden years in a summer house in Denmark close to a beach like most Germans your age does?
lol no

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Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
Morph,
1. Are you married, single or in a relationship? Do you have any children?
2. Who is your favourite band?
3. What is your favourite country outside of Europe that you have visited?
4. Are there any hot girls that do electrical engineering?
5. Do you currently own any pets? If so what are their names and breeds?
6. What are your three favourite movies?
7. What would you best piece of advice for picking up chicks be?
8. Would you rather date a girl who is 9/10 looks and 6/10 personality or 6/10 looks and 9/10 personality?
10. How many languages do you speak?
11. Have you ever been to New Zealand? Can you name 5 famous New Zealanders off the top of ur head?
1. Single no kids
2. I guess Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, but it's not the same anymore without Jade.
3. Thailand
4. a few
5. no
6. The Draughtsman's Contract, Being John Malcovic, Prometheus
7. Be John Malcovic
8. dunno tbh
10. 2 and a bit of French
11. yes, no; I like that one actor


F is asking good questions; it's really a shame.
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02-26-2016 , 06:33 PM
morph,

whats your favorite drink?

Will cragoo ever be culled?

What happens in the mod forum that you are not supposed to talk about outside of the mod forum?

Will the wafflebaby look more like morph or waffle?
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02-26-2016 , 06:34 PM
Also,

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Originally Posted by FWWM
2rd. Would you bang Tanja Nijmejer?
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Originally Posted by FWWM
Meh, formatting nazis itt. What does a r&d consultant do? Also what's 40+? 78? And how did you transition from math to ee? Isn't that quite a huge step?
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02-26-2016 , 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted by thabighurt35
morph,

whats your favorite drink?

Will cragoo ever be culled?

What happens in the mod forum that you are not supposed to talk about outside of the mod forum?

Will the wafflebaby look more like morph or waffle?
Caipirinha

Who would notice these days?

<removed by court order>

Let's all hope it will look like baby momma.

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02-26-2016 , 06:47 PM
Morph,

Favorite current poster?
Favorite all time poster?
Favorite BBV thread of all time?
Favorite thread of all time?
How many countries have you been to?
Have you ever been married?
Do you actually like all that music you post?
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02-26-2016 , 06:49 PM
sorry had to edit your post Morph...
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02-26-2016 , 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
Morph,

Favorite current poster?
Favorite all time poster?
Favorite BBV thread of all time?
Favorite thread of all time?
How many countries have you been to?
Have you ever been married?
Do you actually like all that music you post?
mmmKay; he always finds the right words

pimpxxxdaddy (or w/e)

^ his degen thread

dunno; toolbox maybe?

about 20

no

yes, with a few exceptions I guess
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02-26-2016 , 07:59 PM
Morph,

Why did you not find it in your heart to name Sammy at least once in your last post? You have known him for 6 years after all. Does Morph not know how sad this makes Sammy and the consequences it may cause? What should Sammy do to make that list?
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02-26-2016 , 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
What should Sammy do to make that list?
Maybe marry him
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