Hope ya'll are really feeling yourselves this weekend!

I'm gonna have to ask you to take that video of me down, I gave you no such permission

Decided to fly in a Military Thot who was stationed in Maine that I met on social media. She liked the idea of a penthouse getaway, in the sunshine state for the weekend. I booked her round-trip ticket and made sure I was prepared for this 48-hour bender that was about to go down.



My assistant picked her up at MCO with a 5th of Fireball, then proceeded to take her shopping for temporary clothing.


After booking an additional last minute return flight, I had to recoup my expenses, so I hit Hard Rock. In for $1,500..


Out for...

So you had a good weekend then sir ?
This is the best post on this thread so far, keep them coming.

I love degen brags, 2+2 needs more color. the forum is becoming a very grim place: full of salty losers and pretend experts. Idk where u find these poor girls WD, or how u convince them to get ur name tattooed? J.BIks?

It was definitely above average sir... I know the full write-ups were much more entertaining, but glad you appreciate this short post.

Somebody has to put the BRAG in BBV... As far as the girls, I generally find them locally. They get excited when the local-celebrity chooses them.



I have a running count of 5 branded at the moment..

These girls all look pretty hot. My guess is full blown psychos though.

I came here to look at birds getting there bird feeding on.
Maybe don't title your thread birdfeed if there is no birds getting fed.

Good point.

I understand you micro-nerds are insecure IRL. It's really getting bad when still even under this online anonymity disguise,you are offended by an indirect post. You feel some type of way about my low-content thread comments, then take biased and unprofessional action. Get some thicker skin you micro-bird. Post in thread and tell me how you feel. Honestly not even sure why you would be allowed to do this. I'm requesting you remove your lame title edit attempt to defend your micro-peers.


Somebody has to put the BRAG in BBV. You goofs aren't doing it with micro-golf meet-ups...

You already know Rockets! Crazy-hot matrix.. I got lucky and found a unicorn, obviously made her my main-chick..
I apologize

I'll admit I am kind of a sensitive person. I don't see that as a bad thing though.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have some online micro-stakes to play in my mom's micro-basement. The new thread title stays for now - maybe I'll change it back later, maybe another mod will, we'll see.

Speaking of sensitive...

Best part is, you think you're roasting me. You're making it way too obvious that you have social interaction issues. No stand-up guy respects someone posting a private message(don't think that is permitted here). Also pretty confident majority could understand me telling you nicely to keep it fun. Not sure what is sensitive about not wanting your government name spammed on a public forum(confident that is also not permitted here). I could be wrong though. Show us all that you don't have micro-balls and post your I.D. please. Don't be sensitive! I'm sure all the BBV regs will follow suit and post name. address, social etc.

#microgolflife

In other news, Encore Boston is open!

WD, don't let these scarf wearing, prius driving, panty sniffing, pencil neck losers get to you. They've never experienced real life...

Chirp chirp

These house party pictures take me back a decade to a different life.

Why’s everyone in the bathroom???

I’m into different **** now but I’ll always have a special place in my heart for those like The Weeknd King of the Fall type days. Wouldn’t mind wandering into a house after party and having everyone just partying like nothing else matters, oh to be 19-24 again .

Love seeing OG degens still out there representing. Keep letting these ninjas try to measure up and keep pulling out just enough to win J

They was some good looking birds getting there feed on

5 stars would recommend.

Strip Poker Steve wanted some new wheels after his Borgata rush. So he reached out to me about the hook up. He idolizes me, and aspires to drive a Jaguar Flagship like the Degeneral himself. Only problem is, he only wants to put down $2,500(which is a lot for his cheap ass). So he's gonna have to settle for a late-model bombed-out one with mega miles.



C-Dog slipped up after sale by leaving auction receipt in plain view. SPS wasn't happy when he seen what I really paid. I was out of town and sent him this pic in text.



Due to refusal of long write-ups, I'm gonna cut this hilarious story short. He flew in to visit a few weeks later, when I was in town so he could experience Orlando right. He pissed me off first night out. I slapped him and left him with no where to stay(for good reasons). He managed a flight home after a few days of vagrancy.

“Stand-up guys” ITT

Strip Poker Steve squats when he pees

Does anyone else think this guy called himself

Do you pay him extra for that?

Awesome we got a complete dork in the thread who thinks it makes him "cool" to post boring pic's of his nerdy friends pretending they'er "ballers".