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11-21-2017 , 05:08 PM
I don't.
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11-21-2017 , 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted by FeelsGoodMan
Guys, they aren’t hookers. They are girls that I’ve picked up.
I don’t pay for sex, all you need is the magic powder and girls come begging.
Tell us more about your game OP! Need some pick up lines here.
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11-21-2017 , 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Tilt_puntings
Tell us more about your game OP! Need some pick up lines here.
Thats my pick up line... LINES... ill assume you werent trying to do a PUN.

All you need to get girls up to your hotel room is offer them lines!

They come so easily, and with a few lines they get horny.

My other way to pick up chicks, is to go to a bar by yourself, buy some girls drinks, and they will ask wheres your friends, and you say to them they dogged it and your are all by yourself., 9 times out of 10 they will say to hang out with them.... then you get on the subject for drugs and as soon as they say they do coke you say lets go to the hotel room..

most will come straight away!

thats how i picked up 20 girls over the 12 days
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11-21-2017 , 08:39 PM
I don't meet 4 or 6

I also don't really want to associate myself with people that cheat on their partners sorry guess I am out
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11-22-2017 , 04:55 AM
No more love for this thread?

OP how do you manage with the coke withdrawal in a 12 days bender? it makes me sick to the stomach just thinking about that
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11-22-2017 , 05:50 AM
I feel like this thread is trying too hard to better the Marc Klang & Zima & co scam.
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11-22-2017 , 10:37 AM
The real life receding hairline Dan Bilzerian
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11-22-2017 , 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Tilt_puntings
He's also very insecure about his retreating hair line.
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11-22-2017 , 12:29 PM
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Originally Posted by FeelsGoodMan
Hi Colin,

To be able to enter the competition, you must meed the following criteria.

1. Single, or if you have a gf or married you must be okay with cheating
2. Age must be between 20-40 years old.
3. Must be a gambler
4. Must smoke cigarettes
5. Must drink alcohol
6. Must do Coke
7. Must have the ability to stay longer if our bender goes for more than 5 days (typically my bender starts as a one night then then turns to 12 days)
8. Must want to try and pick up chicks and want to bang them.
9. Must be a cool person, I don't want geeky poker nerds.
10. Must not be a fussy eater

Do you meet the criteria?
Know I said you were lame as hell, but I meet all the criteria. What is the competition for?
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11-22-2017 , 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by FeelsGoodMan
Hi Colin,

To be able to enter the competition, you must meed the following criteria.

1. Single, or if you have a gf or married you must be okay with cheating
2. Age must be between 20-40 years old.
3. Must be a gambler
4. Must smoke cigarettes
5. Must drink alcohol
6. Must do Coke
7. Must have the ability to stay longer if our bender goes for more than 5 days (typically my bender starts as a one night then then turns to 12 days)
8. Must want to try and pick up chicks and want to bang them.
9. Must be a cool person, I don't want geeky poker nerds.
10. Must not be a fussy eater

Do you meet the criteria?
Thread seems good, much better than what we are used to here in BBV so stop crying morans

I dont do #6 and what the f is #10?
Do i qualify now?
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11-22-2017 , 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by vrael111
Thread seems good, much better than what we are used to here in BBV so stop crying morans

I dont do #6 and what the f is #10?
Do i qualify now?
I might be able to make an exception on 6, but you have to be cool with me doing it in the room and not being like an annoying girlfriend or friend saying not to do it.
point 10, is what it says, im sick of all these fussy eaters that say i dont eat seafood, or it isnt kosher, etc.. I want people that like all foods.

And no this isnt a scam , i just like having people enjoying life just like i do.

You can ask all of my gambling/poker acquaintances about me and they will all say that im the real deal, i am the king when it comes to partying and bending and paying for everyone
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11-22-2017 , 06:18 PM
hi op

i didnt read all this **** but i approve your existance

that blow looks like garbage though...

girls too..

you need a mentor.

piddlenator could help, invite him for that giveaway

good luck
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11-22-2017 , 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted by FeelsGoodMan
Thats my pick up line... LINES... ill assume you werent trying to do a PUN.

All you need to get girls up to your hotel room is offer them lines!

They come so easily, and with a few lines they get horny.

My other way to pick up chicks, is to go to a bar by yourself, buy some girls drinks, and they will ask wheres your friends, and you say to them they dogged it and your are all by yourself., 9 times out of 10 they will say to hang out with them.... then you get on the subject for drugs and as soon as they say they do coke you say lets go to the hotel room..

most will come straight away!

thats how i picked up 20 girls over the 12 days
Unsatisfying answer. You already said that before. What do you actually tell them?

Also taking suggestions from BBV, challenge:
- Randomly approach hot girl. Casually mention having coke and try to convince her to follow you to your appartment *wink wink*. Try not to come off as a needy creep.
- Beat: Glasses and receding hairline. You do look like a creep and the girl is way out of your league. She asks where your friends are. Answer they dogged it and I'm all by yourself. She thinks you're a creepy loser and tells you to **** off.
- Comeback brag: Zero networth. No wait, this is a beat as well. *Girl walks away quickly* Desperation brag: Run after her and try to convince her that you still live like a millionaire and that you are in fact a very nice person! Bait her with photos of you posing with cash. Boast about your jackpot winnings and how you provide all your friends with girls and the magic powder! She threatens to call the cops.
- Treat yourself to some hookers. But actually you pay them with coke instead of cash so they aren't really hookers. Make a post on 2plus2 to let the world know of your selfless adventures and to raise awareness that you are indeed a nice person and how it has helped you in your life!

Last edited by Tilt_puntings; 11-22-2017 at 06:26 PM.
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11-22-2017 , 06:31 PM
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11-22-2017 , 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Tilt_puntings
Unsatisfying answer. You already said that before. What do you actually tell them?

Also taking suggestions from BBV, challenge:
- Randomly approach hot girl. Casually mention having coke and try to convince her to follow you to your appartment *wink wink*. Try not to come off as a needy creep.
- Beat: Glasses and receding hairline. You do look like a creep and the girl is way out of your league. She asks where your friends are. Answer they dogged it and I'm all by yourself. She thinks you're a creepy loser and tells you to **** off.
- Comeback brag: Zero networth. No wait, this is a beat as well. *Girl walks away quickly* Desperation brag: Run after her and try to convince her that you still live like a millionaire and that you are in fact a very nice person! Bait her with photos of you posing with cash. Boast about your jackpot winnings and how you provide all your friends with girls and the magic powder! She threatens to call the cops.
- Treat yourself to some hookers. But actually you pay them with coke instead of cash so they aren't really hookers. Make a post on 2plus2 to let the world know of your selfless adventures and to raise awareness that you are indeed a nice person and how it has helped you in your life!
Lol, perception is reality, if you actually knew me in real life you would see the type of person i am.

To me, money is a piece of paper.
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11-22-2017 , 06:34 PM
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11-22-2017 , 06:37 PM
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11-22-2017 , 06:54 PM
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11-22-2017 , 06:56 PM
So your a "bottle-service" high end businessmen? You ever read Henry17 guide to women on twoplustwo? google it. He knows what he is doing with girls. You clearly don't.
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11-22-2017 , 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Tilt_puntings
Nice!
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11-22-2017 , 09:13 PM
Haha. I love BBV. Keep all the memes coming.

While you guys are sitting behind your computer pulling yourself to porn,
I’m out partying. Doing coke and banging chicks.
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11-22-2017 , 09:20 PM

upload image

There’s my hair
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11-22-2017 , 11:25 PM
lol so many haters.

Keep slayin the hoes OP.
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11-23-2017 , 03:19 AM
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Originally Posted by FeelsGoodMan
Haha. I love BBV. Keep all the memes coming.

While you guys are sitting behind your computer pulling yourself to porn,
I’m out partying. Doing coke and banging chicks.

You actually on here, trying to brag to strangers and make them think you cool. Sick life bro.
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