Hi guys, i was posting in the doug thread but figured id make my own thread about kindness and generosity as Doug doesnt seem to really do much in that regard.

In my opinion he always cares about making money. There is more to life than that.

I will be adding photos of everything that has happened to me over the last couple of months.

Basically I have been doing nice things to everyone, whether they are homeless to even helping millionaires.

Now i only do this because it makes me happy to know that it makes them happy.

Now Im a real gambler, the true definition of a gambler, not these geeky math poker players that would rather play poker on a saturday night rather than going clubbing and picking up girls because to them its +EV, GTO or whatever terminology they used to justify their reasoning.

My networth is literally $0, i dont own any major assets, yet i still manage to live like a millionaire.

Its quite funny when you ask the hotel staff to guess my networth and they say 1mill....2 mill.. and i go, its $0!! They are shocked and cant comprehend how i live in the casino for a month.

But man have i had fun, picked up roughly 22 girls in total, none of my friends have picked up any girls.

I provide the hotel room, all the drinks,all the girls, all the food and all the stuff(wink wink).

Anyways lets get to some pictures, as they say a picture says a 1000 words.


Being a nice person allowed my to win a a tournament. Now i only play live tournaments. I started doing this end of september. I couldnt keep losing it on the table games.

Now usually i cash 1 in 4 tournaments.

I hadnt cashed in 6 tournaments and thought it was all doom and gloom, then i met a lovely couple who were religious(im the most non religious person in the world) told me to say a prayer to St Anthony and gave me a passport sized photo that i kept and put in my wallet where my licence goes(usually i would throw it out).

Now im not trying to preach anything(remember i was the most non religious person ever but some crazy things have happened to make me have faith.

Firstly i was hanging out with my jewish friend drinking scotch, now i know some members in the casino VIP room that can get us Blue label and 21 glenfiddich, now the usual me wouldnt want to get my jewish friend a blue label because he is the biggest tightass but i did. We wanted another one but my member friend that could get it wasnt around and the waiter said she needs to sight the member card..

A lovely blond hair lady turn around(it doesnt cost her anything to show her card) and showed her card and we got our drinks. Within 5 minutes, she won a 6000 jackpot.

ill insert the photo when i get it from my phone


I work out at the gym and see jason derulo there.





I also hit so many jackpots and win large sums of money.



I enjoy the finest of room service, and dont give a stuff about paying $250 for a bottle of belvedere to come to the room.




Now its time for some pics of the girls ive picked up for me and my mates.

Here we go...

Now remember i pick up hot girls and 5/10 girls because you cant be too choosy at 6am on a monday morning lol

These ones were average,





These ones were a bit better.



These ones were nothing specail but good for a sunday 6am pick up



I even got my sexy girls to iron my shirt while im having a shower, Thats marriage material right there

I looked at the asses for free but you'll have to pay me to read all that garbage.

I will keep adding more stuff.

But the main Brag is the millionaire lifestyle, the beat is having to fund the whole thing(my mates are all broke) , and the Variance is ummm....im not sure yet..haah

Let me know if you would like to continue with more photos and stories

No more stories, just pics of chicks and chips.

Pretty much this

More pics...

The girl in the white shirt with blood was her halloween outfit so dont stress.lol

How do you live the millionaire lifestyle with a net worth of $0?

Let me guess, credit cards and credit lines? Or did you recently hit a big tourmentent or a series of jackpots? But that would make your net worth positive.

So I'm going to go ahead and guess debts.

Accounting 101: Assets = Liabilities + Shareholders' equity. Been there done that. I've spent literally half of my life with a net worth below zero. Didn't stop me from living a defrivolous lifestyle. So yeah. Loans, credit cards, borrowing, sudden tournament wins, sports parlay wins, etc. Am right?

No evidence any of those photos are of you. This is a Blue Man Group production

I didn't read either but cool pics keep running good op karma is real.

Guys i thought i would get a lot more views and attention...

Wheres the love?

I guess i will have to upload more photos. Am i allowed to upload photos of boobs?

We've seen better from worse.

Now im not sure what pics im allowed to but if what i post is against the terms and conditions can the mods please remove the inappropriate photos.

NSFW

Less garbage more pics

Hey OP, you lame as hell bro!

I might do a giveaway..

Like Doug polk does..

guys have you heard about the giveaway...

Mine isnt lame and boring like his cash giveaway.

My competition will be the following:

A 5 day bender staying in a 2 bedroom apartment, girls, coke and other drinks, food.

All expenses paid for by me.

Would you guys be interested. You have to be in Sydney Australia to enter, actually it can be anyone but you have to make your way to sydney, im not paying for air fares

Ill see if i get enough interest and if so ill make a competition to win it!

Me lame? this is what society wants nowadays.. They think that money, girls and drugs is going to make them happy.. it doesnt.

I could be keen for this!

OP: I don't care about money!

Tries to assert this bold claim by pictures. Poses with cash.

Hookers. You mean hookers.

(X) Doubt.

Anyway, nobody wants to see you being a nice person. Please continue. Need more pics and degen stories.

Some solid hookers ITT

Dorky guy with glasses EXPOSED!
Can't even afford contact lenses!
Loses all thread views!

He's also very insecure about his retreating hair line.

Sprinkle in more wisdom about degen lifestyle.

Then we can make the memes.

This is how BBV works if you want participation.

Otherwise we just use the hooker pics for our own purposes.

Guys, they aren’t hookers. They are girls that I’ve picked up.

I don’t pay for sex, all you need is the magic powder and girls come begging.

My last 12 day bender in the casino , I picked up roughly 20 girls in total.

All my mates ( I call them hyenas )love me because I provide the hotel, the food, the drinks, the girls and the magic powder.

And to the person that said I care about money, you are wrong. I spend every dollar I have.

I got a 10k amex and maxed it out in a few days.

I take photos of money to bait all the hyenas in the casino that think money will make them happy.

It doesn’t. All people need is love and affection.

I’ll go through my phone and see if I can find some more pics of girls that I picked up.

Fk the haters OP

I'll come to Sydney over summer and meet you. I don't do hard drugs tho

Hi Colin,

To be able to enter the competition, you must meed the following criteria.

1. Single, or if you have a gf or married you must be okay with cheating
2. Age must be between 20-40 years old.
3. Must be a gambler
4. Must smoke cigarettes
5. Must drink alcohol
6. Must do Coke
7. Must have the ability to stay longer if our bender goes for more than 5 days (typically my bender starts as a one night then then turns to 12 days)
8. Must want to try and pick up chicks and want to bang them.
9. Must be a cool person, I don't want geeky poker nerds.
10. Must not be a fussy eater

Do you meet the criteria?