Can someone read this, record it and send it me as an mp3 file? I'm intrigued but I don't fancy sitting here until June 2014 reading that Berlin wall of text.

yeeaaa i do think that is really top shelf im definately not going to miss another

OP, what makes you think it's a good idea to tell us your 5 year covering story in a way it takes us 5 years to read it?

You ran good for five years. Welcome to variance fish!!!

Atleast post some tits and/or cliffs. JFC man!

lol

Got to the 2nd sentence about the guy playing with a cat and decided it was all going to be too much for me so did not read.

fold pre dude...seriously

NLH
How often do(es)
at least 2 players flop hand category at least set
1.2965% according to odds oracle


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How often do(es)
at least 2 players flop hand category at least set
1.9718%

I read the whole post. I feel the same way.
I came to BBV searching for a run bad sob story so I could empathize.

That's your mistake right there. You are the one that should be snapping. Just stand up and slam your cards against the table every time at showdown like it's the nuts!

last 2 FT's i make Aces cracked by underpairs for the CL
standard
yeah thats right i'm derailing and making this about ME
Narcissism ITT

So much bs OP, pullin figures out your hole there

Cliffs anyone?


ps: Apart from "he's running bad"

pss: OP, I've been running bad since forever don't feel too bad.

I read most of it. OP's ******ed and suck at poker (and life)...

this thread is bad and you should feel bad

this^ and Time consuming....

is it worth the read ?

Your main leak is that your family has died long ago and you were too busy playing cards to notice. Make a new family and restart the cycle. After a bad beat, kill your family. Rinse repeat. Also, join my sect. Now.

Fold more rivers

yes.

How's that? You don't even have to be gay to know how to do that right.

I read 80% of text, that rly sucks man. Sounds like you're too tight tho.

lol bankroll management/sample size wanker for writing so much thinks hes pro.

I believe that OP is just having some bad luck. If he keeps at it, it might change. I know all about luck, because I always seem to run good. It's amazing. I'll get it all in with bottom 2 pair vs top set and I'll hit runner runner flush. I'll get it in with 56 on 678 board vs 9T and I'll hit runner runner 77.

Poker is all about luck. OP's luck definitely has the potential to change. Try a lucky card protector for starters. Also, you mentioned blowing your brains out. Please do not even think about something like that. That is just horrible. Myself and other players depend on poker to make a living. We have families to support and bills to pay. By blowing your brains out you are not just hurting yourself, but you are taking food out of our children's mouths and that just isn't right.