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05-10-2023 , 10:34 AM

#76

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Morph's real name is Bernd, we should call Morph "Bald Bernd"

05-10-2023 , 12:16 PM

#77

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

C'mon Sammy, try to keep up. Morph has posted his hairline here before and it's solid. Not even a widow's peak. Can you match that?

05-10-2023 , 01:26 PM

#78

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

C'mon Sammy, try to keep up. Morph has posted his hairline here before and it's solid. Not even a widow's peak. Can you match that?

That was the most obvious shopped pic ever to be posted on the internet.

05-10-2023 , 02:27 PM

#79

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,995

I once saw a picture of a sexually satisfied Sammy's wife.

05-10-2023 , 02:50 PM

#80

Sammy2bullets

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idiot

05-10-2023 , 04:43 PM

#81

Morphismus

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I say we have a Sammy hairline reveal!

05-10-2023 , 04:44 PM

#82

Morphismus

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05-11-2023 , 04:56 AM

#83

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,995

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

I say we have a Sammy hairline reveal!

Sammy can't grow a beard.

05-11-2023 , 10:19 AM

#84

suitedjustice

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Most Danes can only manage a patchy stubble, and then only after they turn 50 or so.

Spoiler:

05-11-2023 , 11:39 AM

#85

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,519

Also Denmarkian summers are like Aussie winters

05-11-2023 , 01:45 PM

#86

Sammy2bullets

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Tonight Denmark and Australia in the semi final. Danish/Faroe punk is so bad we won't make top10.

05-11-2023 , 02:11 PM

#87

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

Belgium's gonna get top 10 easily

05-11-2023 , 02:25 PM

#88

Morphismus

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Guys, I have sad news! I don't think I can enjoy this year's ESC!!!

Since I found Afrobeat a month ago I hardly listen to anything else! It's like I found the light!

I mean, listen to this ****; it's glorious!

05-11-2023 , 03:03 PM

#89

FWWM

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RIP ESC

05-11-2023 , 03:09 PM

#90

Morphismus

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Is that your son Sammy?

05-11-2023 , 03:11 PM

#91

Morphismus

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Ha, I understood "Sammy-final"!

05-11-2023 , 03:24 PM

#92

Morphismus

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Oh, Belgium, break a leg Mmmmkay!

05-11-2023 , 03:27 PM

#93

Morphismus

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...so this is a middle aged Belgium gay man representing the black women of the world? Interesting!

05-11-2023 , 03:30 PM

#94

Morphismus

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Getting some Conchita Wurst vibes here; that one might win it all! Belgique douze points!

05-11-2023 , 03:36 PM

#95

Morphismus

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Your old colony Sammy!

05-11-2023 , 03:38 PM

#96

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,995

I hate the thread this time of year.

05-11-2023 , 03:52 PM

#97

FWWM

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Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,519

No idea what's going on at the ESC but I concur. I'm in some random bar in Wan Chai trying to drink enough to forget about my life troubles which ofc never works while fending off like the 50th hooker of the night. Welcome to my life...

05-11-2023 , 03:54 PM

#98

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,519

GN

05-11-2023 , 04:40 PM

#99

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,519

k, I'm back home and it seems I missed all the fun. ARD has tagesthemen and ZDF a random talkshow with random idiot politicians. I blame Morph....

05-11-2023 , 04:50 PM

#100

Morphismus

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Switch to BBV TV!

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