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05-04-2023 , 04:46 AM

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Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

Overworked and underpaid

The life of this flightless kiwi.

05-04-2023 , 06:40 AM

#27

suitedjustice

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Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

Thursday, just here for the bucks

05-04-2023 , 09:25 AM

#28

Sheep86

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Pays-Bas douze points!

Sheep doubts it. Mia & Dion have performed their song on the Dutch television, and they failed pretty hard. Even if they'll get it right next week, the song is a bit meh anyway.

05-04-2023 , 04:50 PM

#29

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Sheep doubts it. Mia & Dion have performed their song on the Dutch television, and they failed pretty hard. Even if they'll get it right next week, the song is a bit meh anyway.

Hi Mr. Sheep, my name is Sammy

You have now served your full sentence.

Me baning you was never because I didn´t like you, but because of your actions. I believe that when a person has served the time that fit his crime, he should be given a new chance with a clean slate. In other words, we can be friends again.

Sincerely yours, Sammy

05-04-2023 , 04:54 PM

#30

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,180

In Denmark there are more Danish people than elephants

05-05-2023 , 01:39 AM

#31

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

Happy Friday Night BBV!

Do not forget the King's coronation on Saturday! Is anyone else even under the King's rule apart from Fid?

05-05-2023 , 06:34 AM

#32

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

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Sammy obv. RIP Sammy

05-05-2023 , 08:06 AM

#33

suitedjustice

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IT'S FRIDAY, I'M IN LOVE

05-05-2023 , 09:37 AM

#34

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,639

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

That's very nice and soft, thank you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Happy Friday Night BBV!

Do not forget the King's coronation on Saturday! Is anyone else even under the King's rule apart from Fid?

Calm down, King's Day was last week.

05-05-2023 , 10:25 AM

#35

Sammy2bullets

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The 2+2 poser Sheep86 has received a 90-day ban.

05-05-2023 , 12:25 PM

#36

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,180

Sheep's my favorite 2p2 poser

05-05-2023 , 12:55 PM

#37

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Sheep's my favorite 2p2 poser

05-05-2023 , 01:58 PM

#38

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,003

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Sammy obv. RIP Sammy

No Denmark is ruled by an Australian Queen.

05-05-2023 , 03:17 PM

#39

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,280

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Happy Friday Night BBV!

Do not forget the King's coronation on Saturday! Is anyone else even under the King's rule apart from Fid?

Maybe SJ, as he lives in this "New England"...

05-05-2023 , 05:49 PM

#40

suitedjustice

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05-05-2023 , 06:38 PM

#41

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

You and I should meet up ans spoon sometime. e

05-06-2023 , 09:02 AM

#42

suitedjustice

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05-06-2023 , 09:19 AM

#43

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

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Fid, Colin,...

how do you like your new Queen?

05-06-2023 , 03:55 PM

#44

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,003

I like her with my heart.

05-07-2023 , 12:01 AM

#45

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Fid, Colin,...

how do you like your new Queen?

I prefer the woman in the green dress who was holding the king's sword.

05-07-2023 , 12:17 AM

#46

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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What porno was that from?

05-07-2023 , 03:53 AM

#47

Sammy2bullets

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Porn is degrading to women

05-07-2023 , 03:55 AM

#48

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

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What if they're holding a sword?

05-07-2023 , 08:26 AM

#49

Sammy2bullets

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Swords are cool.

When I eventually kill a 2+2 poster, it's going to be with a sword.

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 05-07-2023 at 08:28 AM. Reason: don't worry I'm going after the mods first

05-07-2023 , 10:21 AM

#50

Sammy2bullets

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Hello my name is Sammy, and I'm a huge Sinéad O'Connor fan

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