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11-28-2012 , 05:30 AM

#26

need_more_money

centurion

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 116

hope you run better at tables than dates

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11-28-2012 , 05:39 AM

#27

moremore

adept

Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 1,032

you had to offer her 69 action. she wouldn't forget you ever

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11-28-2012 , 06:07 AM

#28

t0okie

old hand

Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 1,248

damn man! i was eating breakfast

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11-28-2012 , 09:17 AM

#29

nada

grinder

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 564

Epic

Pics of date?

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11-28-2012 , 09:24 AM

#30

never fade

adept

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 1,026

that'll teach you for praying to 'run hot'

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11-28-2012 , 12:45 PM

#31

Tryst_

banned

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 5,093

pix of poop or gtfo

Last edited by Tryst_; 11-28-2012 at 12:46 PM. Reason: or soiled beach towel))

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11-28-2012 , 12:58 PM

#32

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,548

Isn't there a thread about this????

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11-28-2012 , 02:38 PM

#33

super_dave31

old hand

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 1,229

yeh, harsh bitch just for driving off. I mean, **** happens (literally in some cases obviously). If he has become properly ill and she drives off. I mean what if he had become SERIOUSLY ill, has no phone on him, and then hes in the middle of no where because of her?

It does seem to be a thing with american women that its all about looks and perfection. someone having problems obviously disgusts her...

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11-28-2012 , 02:42 PM

#34

pro_FLUFFER

journeyman

Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 260

^def sick beat but i would 100% drive off if i was the girl

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11-28-2012 , 02:55 PM

#35

Mark275

banned

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 4,434

next date you should make her puke while u make her blow you then when ur done throw her outside naked and say"no we're even bitccch"!

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11-28-2012 , 03:58 PM

#36

element90210

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 325

Cold move on her part. Consider yourself lucky to have found that out on the first date.

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11-28-2012 , 04:48 PM

#37

F3V3R

enthusiast

Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 79

There's no way she could drive off without me throwing my own **** at her

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11-28-2012 , 04:51 PM

#38

redralphross

banned

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 864

should have taken your bike along imo

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11-28-2012 , 04:56 PM

#39

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,548

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Originally Posted by F3V3R

There's no way she could drive off without me throwing my own **** at her

How does one throw liquid?

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11-28-2012 , 05:45 PM

#40

David123

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 8,818

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Originally Posted by 7+2=Fish

THat new to me. I once got stuck 14 mile out of town and had to walk in the middle night. A cop stop and ask if everything was ok and I said yea and he just took off. Didn't even offer to give me a ride lol

well you said everything was OK, so why the **** would he offer any assistance?

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11-28-2012 , 10:49 PM

#41

DjSkyy

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wipe with that, lol

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11-28-2012 , 11:04 PM

#42

this_passing

소녀시대 애교 대박

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 6,442

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Originally Posted by K Da C

The right women for you op would have brought a friend and one cup

gold

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11-28-2012 , 11:09 PM

#43

malleebull1

journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 211

da fuq does this have to do with poker?

4L is thattaway ------------->

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11-28-2012 , 11:36 PM

#44

khangura175

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 3,088

Cliffs:

OP takes whale to dinner
OP is too nervous without drinks, so he drinks
OP needs to puke cuz he had too many Cosmopolitans
OP gets ditched by whale for puking
OP paid for the dinner bill so he has no more money for cab. Calls cops.

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11-29-2012 , 09:15 PM

#45

golfnpoker

adept

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,160

I guess she wasn't in to de hot Carl.

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11-29-2012 , 09:50 PM

#46

DjSkyy

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Originally Posted by super_dave31

honestly after some reflection, her behavior is a bit disturbing, as it is part of an alarming trend of attractive women getting away with just being poor human beings.

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11-29-2012 , 10:11 PM

#47

100% HUSTLE

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 375

Women can tell if you're a premature ejaculator if you violently **** everywhere on the frist date, LDO.

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12-07-2012 , 12:48 PM

#48

Busto again

adept

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 948

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Originally Posted by never fade

that'll teach you for praying to 'run hot'

Wp sir

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12-08-2012 , 12:40 AM

#49

wWizardG

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Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 1,126

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