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04-09-2011 , 06:17 PM
Can't seem to win anything anymore, currently down 35BI in 9mans, and 45 in the 180mans. Seeing the same crap beats over and over again for huge pots, so obviously I have done something wrong to the poker Gods. Maybe it's making all those notes reminding me to slowroll pieces of **** that suck out on me(helps to not go on tilt imo), maybe it was the one time I decided to flame a reg because he was tapping the glass, who knows.

I do know how to absolve myself from my sins, Gods have accepted my BBV bribes before. So I decided to post some sluts and then play a huge session tomorrow Maybe I'll make another post or two, don't know .

SFW



















NSFW (click spoiler for link, 2p2 rules iirc)













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04-09-2011 , 06:19 PM
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04-09-2011 , 06:23 PM
This is the best OP I have ever seen IMO
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04-09-2011 , 06:40 PM
IMGURRRR!
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04-09-2011 , 06:41 PM
You have redeemed yourself, boomswitch activated.
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04-09-2011 , 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by cds0699
You have redeemed yourself, boomswitch activated.
+1
The most well deserved boomswitch reactivation of all time

Last edited by s1`; 04-09-2011 at 07:11 PM. Reason: is reactivation a word?
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04-09-2011 , 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by bbfg
Have to love a girl with multiple vacuum cleaners by her bed.
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04-09-2011 , 07:34 PM
im in the same boat. And I approve of this thread.
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04-09-2011 , 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Barbegris
Have to love a girl with multiple vacuum cleaners by her bed.
i think one of them is a clothes steamer
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04-09-2011 , 08:50 PM
I'll do one more to make sure the message was heard by the Gods.

SFW









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04-09-2011 , 08:57 PM
The lack of clothes in this thread is disturbing.
Spoiler:
Lol. Just kidding. Nice pics OP
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04-09-2011 , 09:00 PM
I will make sure the gods see your plea. They should be pleased.
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04-09-2011 , 09:38 PM
So thats how its done:/

Anyway, nice pylon avatar OP:L
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04-09-2011 , 09:40 PM
I've run into the same ****** ***** - raising all in with AA or KK just isn't enough anymore. Stupid donks calling an all in with 10J and hitting a set or a straight and my pocket pair called by A2 and he hits an ace. I swear to god I have no idea why FTP doesn't investigate these calls. I guess they don't want anyone else to play at their poker tables and I'll take my business elsewhere.
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04-09-2011 , 10:03 PM
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Originally Posted by OttawaSenator67
I've run into the same ****** ***** - raising all in with AA or KK just isn't enough anymore. Stupid donks calling an all in with 10J and hitting a set or a straight and my pocket pair called by A2 and he hits an ace. I swear to god I have no idea why FTP doesn't investigate these calls. I guess they don't want anyone else to play at their poker tables and I'll take my business elsewhere.
too many words, not enough redemtion pics
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04-09-2011 , 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by fudude
You really should be banned for this
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04-09-2011 , 10:27 PM
wow haha well done op.
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04-09-2011 , 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted by nismo9
You really should be banned for this
+1
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04-09-2011 , 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted by nismo9
You really should be banned for this
Quote:
Originally Posted by IamPro
+1
+2
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04-09-2011 , 10:59 PM

What is her name?
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04-09-2011 , 11:22 PM
May Jupiter himself fall from the sky if your pleas to the Gods are not answered favorably. You have provided this forum with many beauties from all corners of the Earth, and needless to say, my **** is well satisfied.
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04-09-2011 , 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted by nismo9
You really should be banned for this
bout treefiddy
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04-09-2011 , 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by fudude
bout treefiddy
Well aren't you creative
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04-09-2011 , 11:36 PM
Her name is Treshia Fiddyington
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04-09-2011 , 11:39 PM
It's like an open wound
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