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Old 05-21-2010, 10:41 PM   #26
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Re: Beat: A One-Year old Prop Bet is about come crashing down

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(Push It To The Limit)

Push it to the limit
Walk along the razor's edge
but don't look down, just keep your head
and you'll be finished

Open up the limit
past the point of no return
You've reached the top but still you gotta learn
how to keep it

Hit the wheel and double the stakes
throttle wide open like a bat out of hell
and you crash the gates
(crash the gates)

Going for the back of beyond
Nothing gonna stop you
there's nothing that strong
So close now you're nearly at the brink
so, push it

(Ooo yeah)

Welcome to the limit
(The limit)
Take it maybe one step more
The power game's still playing so
you better win it

Push it to the limit
(The limit)
With no one left to stand in your way
you might get careless, but you'll never be safe
while you still feel it

Welcome to the limit
(The limit)
Standing on the razor's edge
don't look down just keep your head
and you'll be finished

Welcome to the limit
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)

Push it to the limit
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)

(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)

Push it to the limit
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)
lulz oh and god speed op
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Old 05-21-2010, 10:52 PM   #27
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Re: Beat: A One-Year old Prop Bet is about come crashing down

Gettin gas. 40+ miles to go

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Old 05-21-2010, 10:54 PM   #28
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Re: Beat: A One-Year old Prop Bet is about come crashing down

Damn shoulda wore a long sleeve n hid those track marks choose life dude

Spoiler:
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Old 05-21-2010, 11:00 PM   #29
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Re: Beat: A One-Year old Prop Bet is about come crashing down

Bring laptop to work.
Finish work at scheduled time.
Drive the 2 hours and have barely enough time to play
Relax, compose yourself.
Finish a game of minesweeper.
Smoke cigarette.
Sip of vending machine coffee.
Initiate small talk with 5.5 on OOT scale female co-worker while on way out.
Drive 10 minutes to local Starbucks with wifi.

- Profit.
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Old 05-21-2010, 11:08 PM   #30
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Re: Beat: A One-Year old Prop Bet is about come crashing down

how did you not

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...iphone-539400/

on day one?
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Old 05-21-2010, 11:11 PM   #31
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SN so we can rail plz

nervous too
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Old 05-21-2010, 11:15 PM   #32
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Re: Beat: A One-Year old Prop Bet is about come crashing down

Que the fawlty towers john cleese esque beating your car with a stick cuz it broke down
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Old 05-21-2010, 11:40 PM   #33
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Re: Beat: A One-Year old Prop Bet is about come crashing down

its on. got stacked first hand bah
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Old 05-21-2010, 11:42 PM   #34
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Re: Beat: A One-Year old Prop Bet is about come crashing down

this is an awesome sweat tbh
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Old 05-21-2010, 11:54 PM   #35
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Gotit. BULLLLDOZZZEERRRRRRR

Even made profit in end. First hand kinda sucked, tho.

[B]

Gonna see how many hands I can get in b4 midnight, just 4 laughs.
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Old 05-22-2010, 12:01 AM   #36
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well done OP.
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Old 05-22-2010, 12:07 AM   #37
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lol

wp OP
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Old 05-22-2010, 12:07 AM   #38
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Re: Beat: A One-Year old Prop Bet is about come crashing down

Amount won/lost from beginning date of prop bet, please? Just to make sure you came out ahead on the deal and didn't lose $2500 at the pokerz!
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Old 05-22-2010, 12:10 AM   #39
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Re: Beat: A One-Year old Prop Bet is about come crashing down

Whew. Thanks all for the sweat. I won't be leaving home w/ my laptop again for rest of month .

Course now I just gotta hope wife doesn't go into labor till after June...cause she prob wouldn't understand the whole "you just keep on breathing honey I just need to squeeze in 100 quick hands..." no matter how much is at stake :P.

Final Chart. Seems almost anti-climactic, tho the stress involved was kinda fun:




Beat: Sped past cop going 82 in a 50.
Brag: He did not pursue.
Variance: Will post picks of money on T1T1ES when I cash this **tch
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Old 05-22-2010, 12:16 AM   #40
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Re: Beat: A One-Year old Prop Bet is about come crashing down

Nice job OP. I love the reverse jinx you gave yourself by saying you had no shot.
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Old 05-22-2010, 12:17 AM   #41
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Re: Beat: A One-Year old Prop Bet is about come crashing down

post the entire "year" graph
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Old 05-22-2010, 12:19 AM   #42
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Amount won/lost from beginning date of prop bet, please? Just to make sure you came out ahead on the deal and didn't lose $2500 at the pokerz!
Up around $70k. I should be well ahead by the end, unless I Grimstarr the last week. If nothing else the bet helped me...forced me to play much more than my lazy ass normally would.

If I were a good friend, I might even forgive the bet....


Bwahahahahah F That Ima gonna rub rub rub it on mah T1T1ES and laugh in his face! F u Mark! B*tch this was your last chance!

Get tha Maneys redy like the F do!

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Old 05-22-2010, 01:02 AM   #43
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Re: Beat: A One-Year old Prop Bet is about come crashing down

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Up around $70k. I should be well ahead by the end, unless I Grimstarr the last week. If nothing else the bet helped me...forced me to play much more than my lazy ass normally would.

If I were a good friend, I might even forgive the bet....


Bwahahahahah F That Ima gonna rub rub rub it on mah T1T1ES and laugh in his face! F u Mark! B*tch this was your last chance!

Get tha Maneys redy like the F do!
rofl this is too good not to quote

edit: F U mark

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Old 05-22-2010, 01:22 AM   #44
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Re: Beat: A One-Year old Prop Bet is about come crashing down

Offer Mark $2k buyout of the bet now in case that ***** screws your plans by going into labour IMO.

Then rub it on pregnant titties.
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Old 05-22-2010, 01:31 AM   #45
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Re: Beat: A One-Year old Prop Bet is about come crashing down

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Que the fawlty towers john cleese esque beating your car with a stick cuz it broke down
You and me will have a good chuckle at this reference, but it was probably lost most youngins' here .
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Old 05-22-2010, 02:06 AM   #46
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Good thread. Your friend should have given you more hands though. Something like 1500 would have been more worthy of a prop bet imo.
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Old 05-22-2010, 05:56 AM   #47
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You and me will have a good chuckle at this reference, but it was probably lost most youngins' here .
Yea


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Old 05-22-2010, 06:07 AM   #48
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Re: Beat: A One-Year old Prop Bet is about come crashing down

Epic thread, looking forward to titty / money interface
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Old 05-22-2010, 06:40 AM   #49
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You and me will have a good chuckle at this reference, but it was probably lost most youngins' here .
I had a good laugh at this... wp op.
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Old 05-22-2010, 08:18 AM   #50
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He is texting while stationary in a car park. THINK WISE
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