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Old 05-21-2010, 09:21 PM   #1
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Beat: A One-Year old Prop Bet is about come crashing down

Warning: May be tl;dr. Eff it. I don't care

On June 1, 2009, my friend bet me...laying 2.5:1...that I could not play a minimum of 100 hands of poker online every day for 1 year straight.

Under no circumstances could I NOT play. Death, dismemberment, doesn't matter...I must play at least 100 hands every day for a year or he wins.

I was drunk and took the bet. my $1k to his $2.5k I realize now how stupid it was.

....but. Until today, I have made it. Every &#&king day I put in those 100 hands. Christmas...vacation...deathly sick....didn't matter. I did it.

Right now, 10 days before I cash in and rub that $2500 on my T1T1ES, I am stuck on a computer that has blocked poker access (work-related). I am 2 hours from my house. I cannot leave yet. I am at least 30 minutes from leaving. It is 9:20 where I am.

Beat: 355 days into a 365-day prop and I am about to lose.

Brag: There is still hope

Variance: Birth of first child expected delivery date moved to June 8. Original Date was May 30th.

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Old 05-21-2010, 09:22 PM   #2
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Re: Beat: A One-Year old Prop Bet is about come crashing down

run to the nearest cafe and get those hands in

facebook poker?
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Old 05-21-2010, 09:24 PM   #3
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Re: Beat: A One-Year old Prop Bet is about come crashing down

1. Exceed speed limit
2. Knock **** over
3. 16 tables
4. ???
5. Profit
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Old 05-21-2010, 09:25 PM   #4
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Re: Beat: A One-Year old Prop Bet is about come crashing down

Gotta be real money. I think I may actually effing make it. closing down here...now...if I avg 75 MPH I will make it home by 11:30 with plenty of time to get in hands.

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Old 05-21-2010, 09:25 PM   #5
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Re: Beat: A One-Year old Prop Bet is about come crashing down

Gogogogo!!!
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Old 05-21-2010, 09:26 PM   #6
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Re: Beat: A One-Year old Prop Bet is about come crashing down

have you not heard of rush poker
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Old 05-21-2010, 09:26 PM   #7
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Re: Beat: A One-Year old Prop Bet is about come crashing down

U only need like 10 mins with access to a computer to do this. GL!
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Old 05-21-2010, 09:27 PM   #8
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Re: Beat: A One-Year old Prop Bet is about come crashing down

(Push It To The Limit)

Push it to the limit
Walk along the razor's edge
but don't look down, just keep your head
and you'll be finished

Open up the limit
past the point of no return
You've reached the top but still you gotta learn
how to keep it

Hit the wheel and double the stakes
throttle wide open like a bat out of hell
and you crash the gates
(crash the gates)

Going for the back of beyond
Nothing gonna stop you
there's nothing that strong
So close now you're nearly at the brink
so, push it

(Ooo yeah)

Welcome to the limit
(The limit)
Take it maybe one step more
The power game's still playing so
you better win it

Push it to the limit
(The limit)
With no one left to stand in your way
you might get careless, but you'll never be safe
while you still feel it

Welcome to the limit
(The limit)
Standing on the razor's edge
don't look down just keep your head
and you'll be finished

Welcome to the limit
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)

Push it to the limit
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)

(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)

Push it to the limit
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)
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Old 05-21-2010, 09:31 PM   #9
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Re: Beat: A One-Year old Prop Bet is about come crashing down

In a weird way I'm nervous OP.

GOGOGOGO!
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Old 05-21-2010, 09:31 PM   #10
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Re: Beat: A One-Year old Prop Bet is about come crashing down

Whats your screen name? I want to get to your table and repeatedly time out.
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Old 05-21-2010, 09:35 PM   #11
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Re: Beat: A One-Year old Prop Bet is about come crashing down

In car. Gogogogoooing. Will need to stop for gas.
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Old 05-21-2010, 09:36 PM   #12
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=O

so epic

get like 1 gallon
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Old 05-21-2010, 09:37 PM   #13
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have you not heard of rush poker
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Old 05-21-2010, 09:39 PM   #14
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Good luck.
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Old 05-21-2010, 09:46 PM   #15
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have you not heard of rush poker
...can't take that long to fold 100 consecutive hands
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Old 05-21-2010, 09:55 PM   #16
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Re: Beat: A One-Year old Prop Bet is about come crashing down

But how much did you lose? (seriously)
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Old 05-21-2010, 10:09 PM   #17
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Old 05-21-2010, 10:11 PM   #18
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Re: Beat: A One-Year old Prop Bet is about come crashing down

Speed. You'll be fine.

Besides

$2,500 > $130 speeding ticket.
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Old 05-21-2010, 10:12 PM   #19
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Speed. While taking pictures. You'll be fine.
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Old 05-21-2010, 10:12 PM   #20
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Re: Beat: A One-Year old Prop Bet is about come crashing down

Stupid question, but wife/GF/whatever isn't home and can just log on and play for you? Or you wanna be honorable about the bet?
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Old 05-21-2010, 10:15 PM   #21
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GO GO GO! Pictures of money on titties please. I feel nervous too lol.
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Old 05-21-2010, 10:30 PM   #22
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Old 05-21-2010, 10:31 PM   #23
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Stupid question, but wife/GF/whatever isn't home and can just log on and play for you? Or you wanna be honorable about the bet?
Am degen, but won't cheat.

Need Gas soon.
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Old 05-21-2010, 10:34 PM   #24
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Old 05-21-2010, 10:38 PM   #25
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Re: Beat: A One-Year old Prop Bet is about come crashing down

Lost wage for leaving work early ..... $150
Speeding Ticket for racing home ..... $200
Oppps caught in Construction zone ..... $200 more
Cost of a single gallon of gas to make it the last ten miles ..... $300 ( drove off forgot to pay and they took my Lic # so you pay fine)
Cost to replace neighbors mailbox you hit fish tailing into drive way ... $50
Feeling you get when you finish that 100th hand and still get to gloat to you freind .... Priceless!!!!!
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