uhm.. That is not him..

THINK WISE!

lmao..

bitch

Way to point out my spelling defic*encies, bi*ch.

John Cleese 'Clockwise' reference understood here.

OP, how many hours a day does it take you to play 100k hands?

If you really meant meant 100k...
Nowadays I average only around 400-500 hands per hour. And that for me is a good clip. Yesterday I was 4-tabling rush, which for me is a lot. I like to take a lot of notes and observe hands in action to see timing, etc.

I'm not a pro (anymore)...poker is now just a compulsive hobby.

50k hands is a good month for me.

If you meant 100...
Around 15-20 minutes . I usually play more of course...it's just the whole "must" put in those hands every day that is annoying.

Truth be told, as much as I hated it on some days, if it wasn't for upcoming child, I'd look to make a similar prob with someone just to force me to play. However, I realize that my life is about to change quite a bit and my poker playing is about to make a dramatic cutback.

5 stars imo

congrats man, and gl with the baby.

Year graph?

Good job on the prop bet OP, and very respectable that you can see how your life is going to change (some degens cannot).

btw, what car?

I don't post long-term graphs in forums. I try to keep poker SNs private and separate from postings (tho some know who I am and trust me I am no one of consequence) and don't like idea of having measurable data on myself for nefarious organizations to exploit.

But here is a link to a graph that confirms I am a winning player:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...0&postcount=31

That one in pics is a 2011 Honda Pilot. I ain't ready for a minivan yet.

PIcs of wife Op?

i think this is a troll

^^^^You annoy me and add no value to these forums or life in general. Don't ever post in one of my threads again.

Several lawls and read with push it to the limit in background for extra effect.

I just want to tell you we are all counting on you

epic thread, gl gl op

In before Mark hires hitman for $950 to take out OP, and then rubs fiddy on his titty..

hahaha, gl bro

Please chime in on the next thread where some tard is spewing off on the following equation:

I made $X playing online for the past month
IT WOULD BE VERY DOABLE to play every day for 8 hours a day....
let's see that is 8 hrs x 7 days x 365 days, it is so easy to grind 200k a year at the online pokerz...
blah blah blah

I'm still goin strong.

Had some Braxton Hicks scares other day but I explained to unborn child that daddy is a degen and baby just needs to hold out a little longer or else s/he'll be getting those value-town diapers and a "just recalled" crib set. Contractions stopped and baby and I have an understanding.

S/he holds out past June 1 and I'll ship the diamond-studded binky. David Williams will be jealous.

I did catch Mark trying to slip my wife some hot peppers and spicy chili the other day. WTF is up with that?

^^ hot pepper=penis

I have now officially won the bet. Will post pics of money on T1T1ES when I get paid. Must warn though, OP's T1T1ES are not as good as these:

Brag: I got Same Watch

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Graph of last day, for posterity's sake:



I figured it was apropos to end on a mini-heater