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10-28-2008 , 11:38 PM

#126

spivey

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 9,751

kinda overrated imo but there are some brilliant mispellings and analogies in there.

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05-23-2010 , 12:59 AM

#127

--UCLA Deity--

Just Below Zeus

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 1,403

"this is my house!!!!!!!" Im like "WTF horse goblin, who u think u are? I grind this mortgage day and night!!"
LOL bump plz1time

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05-23-2010 , 01:29 AM

#128

Rcwillie1

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 579

Latest and still the greatest

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06-08-2010 , 01:18 PM

#129

Bud Green

enthusiast

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 94

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Originally Posted by King Niche

infact she locked herself upstairs like some crazy fall of the house of usher bitch.

I'm sending you money on FT because you're the greatest stream of consciousness author since James Joyce and it sounds like you need the money more than I do.

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06-08-2010 , 01:44 PM

#130

RANGERgfx

adept

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 1,159

Nice bump sir

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06-08-2010 , 01:53 PM

#131

Davino

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 7,552

[x] Kill me witha reindeer harpoon

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06-08-2010 , 02:15 PM

#132

pbowenroe

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 1,831

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Originally Posted by Alobar

it would be way funnier if you quit trying to use poker analogies all the time. I laughed tho

These made it funnier eg. 33% (flush draw) burns.

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06-08-2010 , 02:28 PM

#133

[x] cookiesniper

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 452

As soon as i read "OMGZZZ" or "MONEYZZZ" or any sentence containing "Z" on the end of a word I immediately stop reading. I am actually glad you lost all this money. Maybe this event will require you to obtain your grade 10 english. With this, you can get a job, and improve your grammer and stop talking like a complete degen idiot that mouths Eminem songs in front of his mirror fantasizing about "bling" and "womenz".

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06-08-2010 , 02:36 PM

#134

pbowenroe

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 1,831

Here's another of King Niche's stories. This one is better imo.

http://http://forumserver.twoplustwo...682116/#post96

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06-08-2010 , 03:22 PM

#135

Plz Forgive Me

banned

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 146

Pure gold... really don't understand the hate in this thread.

+100

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06-08-2010 , 03:46 PM

#136

Iolz

centurion

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 101

at once point i blew out tea through my nose onto the keyboard

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06-08-2010 , 03:50 PM

#137

RANGERgfx

adept

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 1,159

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Originally Posted by Iolz

at once point i blew out tea through my nose onto the keyboard

Maybe u should try drinking with your mouth then...

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06-20-2010 , 12:33 PM

#138

BILLGATESISAWHORE

banned

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 354

OP is my idol

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06-20-2010 , 03:12 PM

#139

StatusBaller

self-banned

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,970

Always enjoy king niche

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06-20-2010 , 03:26 PM

#140

stueycal

veteran

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,903

Im like razz would suit you bitch

king 4 life imo

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06-20-2010 , 03:27 PM

#141

tultfill

veteran

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,926

nice one. not your best but def appreciate the effort.

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06-20-2010 , 03:34 PM

#142

TeddyKGB45

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 3,136

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Originally Posted by tultfill

nice one. not your best but def appreciate the effort.

who is better than the king?

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06-20-2010 , 05:47 PM

#143

Nicotine Dreams

veteran

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 2,195

King Niche speaks to our generation.

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01-22-2016 , 07:08 AM

#144

Swanny101

enthusiast

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 56

good

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01-22-2016 , 06:44 PM

#145

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,844

The king lives on!

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01-24-2016 , 02:35 PM

#146

dogthefrog

banned

Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 176

Nahhh made up from a 1c/2c wannabe, how find such bs funny?.

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