shortening my story would not have captured the pain I have felt through poker and my girlfrined/ her father and fire

Cliffnotes would not do this justice. Trust me, read it.

lol

[x] Tinweasel

I laughed about 10 times, so good stuff.

Better than most movies.

Id change the end, it was somehow believable till the end.

Things people would write for a steak/

Is this true?

OP you didnt expect us to believe this, did u?

Favourite movie for the average 2+2er is Superbad, so you might want to see it for ideas.

lol at killing herself over a poodle.

well played

HOW do people not find this funny WTFFFFFFFFFFFF. The bit about gouging his eyes out kinda ruined it though because that made it so much more unbelievable and it wasn't as fun imagining it anymore even though I knew it wasn't real in the first place.

These made me LOL so hard:

'she was the color of a dolphin, and I couldnt help but notice how I was glad I had not impregnanted her womb upto this point'

'she said she thinks she is coming on her periods. Im like i do not care for periods'

'This king ralph looking mofo is dissing me???? '

'LET ME HAVE YOUR BANK ACCOUNT SO I CAN BONUS WHORE OR I WILL KILL YOUR FATHER...SHE DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHAT BONUS WHORING is????....I EXPLAIN I NEED NEW POKER ACCOUnts to get the bonuses why dont u understand?????? '



OP HANG IN THERE. If I win alot I'll stake you at 25 or 50nl just for being this awesome.

it would be way funnier if you quit trying to use poker analogies all the time. I laughed tho

ty that has made me smile on a night when I ddi not think I could smile. I am wrapped in so many bandages I look so stupid.

this is def one of the top10 best threads i've read in bbv. A++++++.

PLEASE START A BLOG DUDE! i love you

LOL

I was doing a search for something else, and for some reason, it brought this up. I think this is the funniest **** I have EVER read online.

lol I was sceptical at first, but its well worth thre read lol

dont think ive read anything funnier

This was insane

this pretty much sums it up

really funny

lol!

Not long ago I was eating Mayo sandwiches. Keep your head up man I'm sure you'll pull through.

+2

dr but how much did you lose?

Hahaha wicked. A+

I enjoyed it and there was some quality lines in there. But I stopped believing your story when you were hitting him over the head and gouging his eyes out. Then making boring poker references, you lost me there.

who else was OP?