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09-11-2008 , 12:19 PM

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kingSLO68

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gusto.

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09-11-2008 , 12:51 PM

#52

mako17pa

journeyman

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 336

Oh. My. God. This is TERRIBLES! OP, I emailed your heartbreaking account to Sarah Palin's campaign HQ. Sarah needs to know the horrible, horrible suffering that online gambling is visting upon our country.

Oooooh, the HUMANITY!

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09-11-2008 , 01:22 PM

#53

DassNoSeek

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i lol'd imo

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09-11-2008 , 01:30 PM

#54

roundroom

grinder

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 585

The best part is that this is what EmpireMaker2000 would sound like if he was Busto. Read his old blog entries, they are so f'in similar.

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09-11-2008 , 02:07 PM

#55

Otompsett

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Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,658

I get her to promise me she will not call him and I let her stay over out of sympathy she said she thinks she is coming on her periods. Im like i do not care for periods.

Quality, was actually quite funny.

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09-11-2008 , 02:15 PM

#56

Jayy

centurion

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 175

Holy **** this is good, wp all around sir.

Anyone posting tl;dr in this thread is a beat.

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09-11-2008 , 02:22 PM

#57

DPP LDR

adept

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,152

thread was kinda funny, but these kinds of posts will never be half as funny as the moronic replies of the people who dont know its a joke, see Choadzilla.

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09-11-2008 , 02:24 PM

#58

piebear

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Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,764

A+++++

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09-11-2008 , 02:33 PM

#59

philsrightthere

banned

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amazing you would waste time posting such bs....even worse that i wasted time reading it

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09-11-2008 , 02:33 PM

#60

AKingdom

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,520

This story is fkn funny . OP if you really did burn yourself, I hope you recover ok and stay away from your girlfriend and maybe get a job to balance out with the pokers.

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09-11-2008 , 02:43 PM

#61

billstery

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Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 563

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Originally Posted by King Niche

those cats were never funny and still arent funny..and things like this tilt me like a cat would talk like that or spell that way WTF

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09-11-2008 , 02:48 PM

#62

AP_Villain

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Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 566

ya this is pretty damn funny

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09-11-2008 , 02:56 PM

#63

GiantWalleye

worst TR ever

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 8,543

F the haters, that was hillarious.

wp OP

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09-11-2008 , 02:57 PM

#64

123BoOm

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Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 96

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Originally Posted by King Niche

at this point he breaks the door down with a grunt and im sure he farted with the exertion..I was disgusted.

Great story. I read it at work and started laughing in the middle of the office.

A+ with a gold *

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09-11-2008 , 03:18 PM

#65

Mischa9

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Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,799

well worth the time to read, you should write more OP (but no i will not stake you)

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09-11-2008 , 03:33 PM

#66

King Niche

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Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 668

That makes me sad.

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09-11-2008 , 04:14 PM

#67

tony-rwc

banned

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 398

kill urself. only option. suicide. leave a note for BBV tho plz on your forhead so when you make the news we can all know u were a legend

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09-11-2008 , 04:14 PM

#68

piebear

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Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,764

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Originally Posted by King Niche

she started making weird noises that reminded me of a tracheochtomy upstairs so I just ****ing ignore that ****. I got grind on the mind.

so ****ing awesome

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09-11-2008 , 04:28 PM

#69

Bagonirix

Carpal \'Tunnel

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09-11-2008 , 04:32 PM

#70

ttthomas

journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 250

nice post op. "Razz would suit you bitch"

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09-11-2008 , 04:47 PM

#71

Flintoff

Pooh-Bah

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Even funnier the second time I read it. This is actually bordering on genius.

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09-11-2008 , 05:05 PM

#72

Snozynoze

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Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,958

This is insane, with a side of random.
It's a fun read if you just let go and enjoy the ride.

But it's really dumb if you think at all.

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09-11-2008 , 05:13 PM

#73

goosty

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,950

i am with the loled crowd. Lol

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09-11-2008 , 05:19 PM

#74

dummyhyphy

banned

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,542

wtf dude cliffnotes

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09-11-2008 , 05:25 PM

#75

onemustfall

adept

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 711

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Originally Posted by King Niche

those cats were never funny and still arent funny..and things like this tilt me like a cat would talk like that or spell that way WTF

EXACTLY why its funny ,

YOU do see Y!

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