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09-07-2008 , 01:31 AM
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Originally Posted by KRANTZ
ahahhaa
look at this asshat.

krantz you're a real queen
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09-07-2008 , 01:40 AM
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Originally Posted by BartJ385
Sorry. I did not know that I can only say "This is damn boring" if I say it in a funny, humorous way.
You're an awful human being.
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09-07-2008 , 01:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Andy Pipkin
[ ] real
[x] funny
this
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09-07-2008 , 01:53 AM
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Originally Posted by King Niche
one time I had a dream about a woman and her breasts turned into KK and I said "I call, I call your tits."
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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09-10-2008 , 07:06 AM
I like the part where her tits turned into kings and you still called...
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09-10-2008 , 08:12 AM
Edit: nvm, I suck
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09-10-2008 , 08:15 AM
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Originally Posted by exec771
I like the part where her tits turned into kings and you still called...
lol this was my favourite part too.
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09-10-2008 , 09:00 AM
WOW, what a story, I feel sorry for you.
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09-10-2008 , 09:11 AM
You know this sounds like my lifestory. The only different is I'm paying my bills through poker and I'm up like 500buyins lifetime.
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09-10-2008 , 11:16 AM
Sounds like my story too, but I managed to fold the tits.
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09-10-2008 , 01:52 PM
to think about it makes me want to punch cows in the face

HOLY **** I haven't laughed out loud this hard in a while....brilliant post. This is ****ing hysterical, and for those who are too lazy/don't have the attention span to read this, you're missing out.
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09-10-2008 , 03:33 PM
This cant be true, EVERYONE here wins at the pokahs.
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09-10-2008 , 03:46 PM
Now that is what i call hillarious! Keep em coming!
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09-10-2008 , 04:06 PM
funniest **** ever.
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12-15-2008 , 07:16 PM
I can't stop laughing.
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12-15-2008 , 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted by King Niche
ths did happen so *(&(&*&^ you john miller
lolz
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12-15-2008 , 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted by King Niche
Then I did the most inforgivable thing. I sold my girlfriends poodle for 8 buy ins at 50nl and I started to grind that **** out. when my girlfriend got home she asked where the dog was and I said that it ran away and she freaked out and asked why I didnt go look, I said I looked round the house for it and in the backyard but it probably wanted to live in the country in its natural habitats.
The image of poodles roaming wild in the country, Jesus Christ that is ****ing magnificent. Unintentionally that is brilliant, if though it was intentionally funny it's pure genius. The whole story was top notch.
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12-15-2008 , 08:43 PM
if this is real then i am sorry but...........................this really made me laugh out loud

She went NUTS and started hitting me and thats when I squashed her face up against the window I know I shouldnt have done but I was so MAD!!!!!!!!!


so good. lol
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12-16-2008 , 07:28 AM
Ey, Yo!
This song is dedicated to all the happy people
All the happy people who have real nice lives
And who have no idea what its like to be broke as ****

Verse One:

I feel like I'm walkin a tight rope
Without a circus net
I'm popping Percocet
I'm a nervous wreck, I deserve respect
But I work a sweat for this worthless check
Bout to burst this tech, at somebody to reverse this debt
Minimum wage got my adrenaline caged
Full of venom and rage
Especially when I'm engaged
And my daughter's down to her last diaper
That's got my ass hyper
I pray that god answers, maybe I'll ask nicer
Watching ballers while they flossing in their pathfinders
These overnight stars becoming autograph signers
We all long to blow up and leave the past behind us
Along with the small fry's and average half pinters
While playa haters turn bitch like they have vaginas
Cause we see them dollar signs and let the cash blind us
Money will brainwash you and leave your ass mindless
Snakes slither in the grass spineless

Chorus:

That's Rock Bottom
When this life makes you mad enough to kill
That's Rock Bottom
When you want something bad enough to steal
That's Rock Bottom
When you feel you have had it up to here
Cause you mad enough to scream but you sad enough to tear

That's Rock Bottom
When this life makes you mad enough to kill
That's Rock Bottom
When you want something bad enough to steal
That's Rock Bottom
When you feel you have had it up to here
Cause you mad enough to scream but you sad enough to tear

Verse Two:

My life is full of empty promises
And broken dreams
I'm hoping things will look up
But there ain't no job openings
I feel discouraged hungry and malnourished
Living in this house with no furnace, unfurnished
And I'm sick of working dead end jobs with lame pay
And I'm tired of being hired and fired the same day
But **** it, if you know the rules to the game play
Cause when we die we know were all going the same way
It's cool to be player, but it sucks to be the fan
When all you need is bucks to be the man
Plus a luxury sedan
Too comfortable and roomy in a six
They threw me in the mix
With all these gloomy lunatics
Walk around depressed
And smoke a pound of cess a day
And yesterday went by so quick it seems like it was just today
My daughter wants to throw the ball but I'm too stressed to play
Live half my life and throw the rest away

Chorus

That's Rock Bottom
When this life makes you mad enough to kill
That's Rock Bottom
When you want something bad enough to steal
That's Rock Bottom
When you feel you have had it up to here
Cause you mad enough to scream but you sad enough to tear

That's Rock Bottom
When this life makes you mad enough to kill
That's Rock Bottom
When you want something bad enough to steal
That's Rock Bottom
When you feel you have had it up to here
Cause you mad enough to scream but you sad enough to tear

There's people that love me and people that hate me
But it's the evil that made me this backstabbing, deceitful, and shady
I want the money, the women, the fortune, and the fame
That means I'll end up burning in hell scorching in flames
That means I'm stealing your checkbook and forging your name
Lifetime bliss for eternal torture and pain
Right now I feel like i just hit the rock bottom
I got problems now everybody on my blocks got 'em
I'm screaming like those two cops when 2pac shot 'em
Holding two glocks, I hope your doors got new locks on 'em
My daughter's feet ain't got no shoes or socks on 'em
And them rings you wearin look like they got a few rocks on 'em
And while you flauntin them I could be taking them to shops to pawn 'em
I got a couple of rings and a brand new watch you want 'em?
Cause I never went gold off one song
I'm running up on someone's lawns with guns drawn

Chorus

That's Rock Bottom
When this life makes you mad enough to kill
That's Rock Bottom
When you want something bad enough to steal
That's Rock Bottom
When you feel you have had it up to here
Cause you mad enough to scream but you sad enough to tear

That's Rock Bottom
When this life makes you mad enough to kill
That's Rock Bottom
When you want something bad enough to steal
That's Rock Bottom
When you feel you have had it up to here
Cause you mad enough to scream but you sad enough to tear
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12-16-2008 , 07:39 AM
epic if true
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12-16-2008 , 07:58 AM
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Originally Posted by KRANTZ
ahahhaa
krantz i think you should stake King Niche so he can go back to 5000nl. be a good person.
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12-16-2008 , 08:17 AM
well just in case you did not "find out"
i am a very good detective and i tell you this guy has 2 lives

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...l-gone-365415/
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12-16-2008 , 11:19 AM
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"I call, I call your tits."
lol'd
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12-16-2008 , 11:54 AM
A+
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12-16-2008 , 12:17 PM
A+ ***** and all that jazz.

So many LOLworthy lines.
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