If I would have been at the tractor pull fifty years ago it would have been me getting laid instead of my daddy

cant believe i just read all 4 pages of this **** !!

I cant believe you have it set to 10 posts per page.

Im about to change your life, you can set it to 100 posts per page

nice1 alobar , thanks

Lol

Thread is priceless, schummlalala and itwuzsuited are worthless

So you were really enjoying this much of the story: "It all stared saturday nite when I"

Yeah, me too.

Another ******ed BBJ thread. There is literally 0% chance that the BBJ would have hit 4 hours later. The way that one hole card is folded differently over the other on a routine preflop fold is enough to have changed the whole sequence, not to mention countless of other events that would have occurred.

It's not a zero percent chance.

best part of the story imo because it lets me know i can stop reading

The Chinese food part got me excited. I thought he was going to get robbed while in the bathroom taking a huge Kung Pao dump or maybe develop some ass disease needing a $165K surgery. The actual story was kind of disappointing.

just fold pre

I seriously can't believe the amount of STUPID in this thread.

To anyone who thinks that the deal would have been the same had OP remained in the seat. Seriously quit. Not just poker, which you obviously are not clever enough to excel at, but everything; Life, the Universe and Everything, just ****ing quit.

i think if you say got up and 2 hands later the jackpot was hit then id say maybe you could feel pissed off but many hrs later and it hits there is no way you can feel pissed off there because there are so many things that could change the way the cards are delt by the dealer!! say you was sat there and started talking to the dealer just a little change in his mind could make him shuffle the cards differently and the obv thing is how do you know the same players stayed in there seat and did not get up like you did? just so many things could of changed and maybe you would fold that hand just like you did on the other table. this story sounds like to me when someone has 72 and folds to a raise then there is loads of action and the flop comes 7,2,K and the other guy has AA and after the hand you will say dam i could of won a big pot!! really just move on and forget it man its poker **** happens

Beat-Guy who bought a scratchcard after me won 10 grand
Brag -Buying scratchcards is obviously ******ed and nothing to Brag about
Variance - None. I lose a lot.

When my mother found out I played poker she was busy scratching scratchcards. She continued to scratch away while scolding me for "online gambling". I laughed at her and told her scratch cards are for idiots and people who drink wine from a cardboard box.

OP the order of every folded hand impacts the shuffle and the next cards dealt, therefor if you hadn't left the table, most hands would've played out differently and the Bad beat wouldn't have even been dealt.

You're pissing your pants over nothing.

Rubbish there is still varience to losing , sometimes you'll win even if you are an overall LOSER. I call Seananagins.

The front part of the cards don't exist until they're turned over.

Jesus Christ, learn how to spell and put a sentence together properly.

Lmaoooooooo did anyone read the last paragraph jesus

dont feel bad if you were sitting there the dynamics would have been different..meaning you would have played different cards prior to bbj therefor cards would have been different leading to you never winning anyhow..feel better?