Wouldn't it be funny that at the end of the 42 days they told you that you were the placebo all along?

experimental drugs & Tony Korfman's book might not be too wise of a combination

So funny if he shipped the mil or equivalent on the 2nd last day.

For OP:

This is inspirational could you not have just sold blood or semen

SNG and MTT's is terrible for degens.

SNG and MTT's can make you rich really fast out of luck, but cash games will give you a constant flow of decent money once you get decent. It requires a lot less time, you can grind for 2hours a day if you want, unlike SNG and MTT which are just low skills patience games.

Get a bluefire or leggo subscription and watch videos for 2weeks, try to guess what he should do before every hand and you'll get decent enough really fast. It's not like playing micro SNGS or MTT is gonna be more profitable than doing this for 2weeks.

I believe you now, and I think you should just grind 180mans while ur in there.

so can you jerk one out or not enough privacy gifs like the above would be torture

Haha, yeah. No such luck with my pulse drops. Bed 1 has the placebo for sure. He's steady as a rock.

I spoke to him earlier today! He was wearing pink slippers and strangling the guy in bed 6

I could totally live with that!

Thankyou very very much and also f*ck you you cruel cruel bastard. No more posts for a while, I'm going to have to close my curtains

Hey champ if you look closely at my first pic you might recognize the thread I was reading! A mighty good read, I'm glad to be able to return the favour

this is by far the sickest thread ive ever read that uses my book as a reference to the doomsday scenerio. when you get the book read pg 367 my name is poker. its a poem that starts out- my name is poker, i will seduce and pleasure you. it ends, ill create a hunger for action that cannot be matched, and an itch in your brain that cannot be scratched.my name is poker, to the core ill be true. im so happy to meet you--so happy to meet you. it seems you could have gotten more creative to raise a stake than the 42 days in a hospital. hopefully the treasurer of the place isnt mike (busto) matasaw. why didnt you sell a body part or two. a lung, a kidney, your penis ? penises are hardly ever used by degen poker addicts so they are like new. fetch an easy 5k. well, i wish you and your dorm room mates well and i hope dr. frankenstein can help you win. book will be on the way monday as soon as my pool boy raul is done shaving my back. tk

Jesus that whore is driving me crazy right now. Doctor will be here any minute to check out my racing heart rate

Dude that's Big Tony K you talking about. Show him some respect!

This is an excellent perspective. I will do this for sure.

ty

Might have to pull of a ninja wank

Hahaha classic! Stay tuned mate!

PS Big T, do you have a fence if I was to sell my penis?

sending $300 is so lol until he provides direct proof hes here. not doubting you op, glglgl dont die if true!

I'll cut off a toe if you send that lady down under. Way way under.

Tony surely you'd have her number or something? She must owe you a favour right? I KNOW YOU CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN

Proof is something we poker players rarely get without paying for it

just post a napkin with i<3bbv69 with some tubes hooked up to you and we all good homie

Good Luck OP! You guys should have a countdown ticker in your room, in which every day you survive you tear a number off, until you get to 0. Might help you when the morale gets to an all-time low point within the group.

PICS

This is pretty epic.

Have you had any success in poker since you got your funds? I agree with other posts though: PLO, MTT, SNG are probably not the best bet for someone who stresses/tilts/or otherwise. They are the most tilting / mind-***** games out there. Try to learn cash imo

-koded

p.s. hope all the tests come out well and side effects are non-existant! GL in your poker career too!

haha i like this guys style. 5* thread

woww! pretty sick, op! shipped a few bucks on FT.

Op gets 2% of all money I make after MU is payid if i cash tomorro..fwiw i owe like 8k in MU so anything i cash foir over 8kish you get 2%, on sundays i have won over 20k before so you could easily be seeing 100$+

Awesome thread!!

What happens if you are required for testing while in the middle of an MTT??

Do you just have to blind down or do they wait till ur knocked out??

Also lets hope you dont get any fraudsters transfering u $$ causing ur acc to get locked while ur in there!!!

Use your one time here imo