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02-12-2011 , 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Texas_Oldham
One time last year, my housemate was coming out of the bathroom and closed the door behind him. For some reason the door wouldn't close all the way. It was dark and he just took his contact lenses out so couldn't see what was going on. So he switched the light on, squatted and put his head really close to the obstruction to see what it was and it was a mouse trapped under the door. A ****ing mouse! It must have been crawling under the door as he tried to close it and it got squished. Like insta-death, seriously. So the next thing I hear is a scream and he comes into my room and tells me I have to clean it up because he hates mice and couldn't physically clean it up. I'm like ffs but what can I do? But I'm tired and I decide to leave it until the next morning. So the next morning I get the dustpan and brush out and scoop up the poor little dead mouse and on my way to the bin I decide to have some fun. I go into my housemate's room and wake him up and put the mouse next to his face. Haha. That was fun. He didn't think it was funny but I still laughed. Then I took it to the bin for real.
Standard doormouse.
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04-20-2011 , 07:26 AM
*Bump*

Had to count in rb but:
Ro ****ing stucko



Next stop 100k

Threadsavers

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04-20-2011 , 07:41 AM
Let's make a deal, u coach me the poker skillz and i'll coach u how not to spew your money away, how's that
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04-20-2011 , 08:06 AM
Wow, sick work OP.

Much love.
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04-20-2011 , 08:10 AM
1) Stop taking shots
2) OBV
3) Profit
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04-20-2011 , 03:22 PM
well played
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04-20-2011 , 03:29 PM
This makes me feel like im not a degen after all.
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04-20-2011 , 03:47 PM
excellent threadsavers are excellent
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04-20-2011 , 04:48 PM
First legit brag ive seen here in a while.

OP be proud you had a pair of balls big enough to move up when you were running bad. Dont listen to any of the pussies in here. Im sick of all these little rodents using bankroll management.
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04-20-2011 , 05:49 PM
butchered a hand, lost your roll, can somebody direct me to the beat please?
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04-21-2011 , 01:25 AM
can't understand why you guys keep doing it. I should be with an ABI of $50 and mine is $15. Don't waste time
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04-21-2011 , 02:06 AM
[x] awsome threadsaver
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04-21-2011 , 06:57 AM
Nice comeback OP.
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04-21-2011 , 08:26 AM
OP reminds me of this youtube clip,

The Dark Knight meets Superman Part 2
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04-21-2011 , 08:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by urubu111
you are a donkey. you ran hot bro.
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04-21-2011 , 09:03 AM
lol legendary screenname OP
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04-21-2011 , 10:27 AM
Sick, Get a BRM and then ship it, but if u keep like this.....GG

a question. do you play at pokerstars right? what is your VIP status? can u get SNE?
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09-12-2011 , 04:49 PM
*bump*

*cliffs and threadsaver at the bottom*

Heater held on for 30k more hands after I made last update, I started witdrawing a lot and it didnt last long until the inevitable downswing followed, doomswitch was never so brutal

86k hands at -9bb/100
Total downswing was actually 72.5 BI instead of the displayed 68 but couldnt find the exact starting point and I lost another 2.5BI at 1kNL live
After this downswing I was still a lifetime 3.8bb/100 winner over 750k hands

Contrary to my usual way of dealing with downswings (move up and regain martingale style until nearly busto ) I moved down, from 400nl to 200nl, 200 to 100, 100 to 50. With ever decreasing volume and motivation, I played a pathetic 75k hands in 4 months.

It was at 50nl and with only 1k more online I did what every sane person would have done, and what I should have done much earlier: I deposited 5k and moved up to 200NL and then (after losing 3.6k first) a magical thing happened:
Spoiler:

boomswitch ldo


total graph now



cliffs:
- When downswinging: deposit more and move up and boomswitch will be activated

Threadsaver:
Spoiler:
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09-12-2011 , 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted by 1234567
sick
Dude , wtf with your avatar , was pushing the screen with my finger like an idiot.
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09-12-2011 , 07:16 PM
UL man, its all about taking shots though!

Your not going to change your lifestyle grinding 200nl like the rest of the boring bankroll nits.
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09-12-2011 , 07:25 PM
Not playing at evp anymore?
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09-12-2011 , 07:28 PM
i dont have an avatar !
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09-12-2011 , 08:20 PM
rofl, this is pretty awesome!
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09-12-2011 , 08:26 PM
lol nice
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09-13-2011 , 10:29 PM
Bragging is so -EV
Always snap runbad after I come posting graphs here.

Obv I nit picked the very worst part of the evening, but still fairly brutal 1.5k hands AI EV wise for 200NL-400NL



Luckily I had a read I was gonna flip good at 1kNL:

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $10(BB) Replayer
Hero ($1,035)
BB ($1,025)
BTN ($1,000)

Dealt to Hero Q A

BTN raises to $25, Hero raises to $90, fold, BTN raises to $225, Hero raises to $1,030, BTN calls $775 (AI)

FLOP ($2,010) A 3 6

TURN ($2,010) A 3 6 3

RIVER ($2,010) A 3 6 3 A

Hero shows Q A
(Pre 45%, Flop 91.2%, Turn 95.5%)

BTN shows 9 9
(Pre 55%, Flop 8.8%, Turn 4.5%)

Hero wins $2,007

weee

Still feel like a puss though for not doing the same at 2kNL to get even for today
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