Two Plus Two Publishing LLC Two Plus Two Publishing LLC
 

Go Back   Two Plus Two Poker Forums > >

Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance Here's where you put your whines and wins.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 01-18-2010, 10:02 PM   #126
RUSH HUDSON
journeyman
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Posts: 263
Red face Re: beat: longest HUSNG of my life..5.5 hours

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rapidload View Post
Okay so I arrived home from work and decided to play couple of turbo husng-s, but registered to a deep stack no blind increase one instead, by accident. I had heard rumors about these kinds of players, but never actually met them. I immediately said hi and asked for a flip - no response. Okay no biggie, I'll outplay him post-flop eventually.


Midnight - Zero hundred hours

I started off raising 3x from my button and checking my big blind and pretty quickly realised that it's going to be a long long game. Him almost timing out every hand tilted the **** out of me. "Why is this happening to me, I haven't done anything bad today", I thought. At this point it was a challenge to me, a matter of principle. I also started to raise his limps and noticed that he was folding way more if I raised 4x. It really felt like I was playing against a bot.

0100

Managed to get about 1/2 of his stack by simply raising and checking post-flop and planning only to call when I have the absolute nuts since I saw him checking full house on 3 streets earlier, slowly grinding him down. Then one hand I pick up AKo, raise and get shoved on, snap call. Villain turns over QQ and I lost, back to square one. At this point I set up another monitor and started watching a movie.

0200

Being a nicotine addict as I am I was crying for a smoke and I had not eaten anything for half a day. All hope was fading away. I also used time bank to take the fastest dump in my life, so far.

0300

Started feeling more tired and tired, and coffee didn't seem to help. I also had work the very next (well, the same day correctly speaking) day. I had a little bit more than 1/2 of his stack. Then, all of the sudden, I pick up AA and get shoved on and it holds.

Never again, I say, ****. I was literally on life tilt at work the next day because of the lack of sleep. This is by far the worst experience I've had in a while. I would imagine that people with lesser discipline would give up on these games pretty easily. Unfortunately for him I was on a mission. ****.
This is absolutely one of the funniest posts I have ever read. Thank You...
RUSH HUDSON is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-21-2010, 02:52 AM   #127
HavocMobster
newbie
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Miami, Atlantic City
Posts: 32
Re: beat: longest HUSNG of my life..5.5 hours

haha same thing happened to mr ended up passing out. couldnt take it more started cursing him out.
those ppl know ppl eventually give up
HavocMobster is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-21-2010, 10:18 PM   #128
PJA
old hand
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Posts: 1,221
Re: beat: longest HUSNG of my life..5.5 hours

If I ever am on massive tilt this might be the perfect way to win back some money and make some whiny impatient people amuse me greatly.
PJA is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-22-2010, 12:25 AM   #129
icancount2one
adept
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: DO WORK
Posts: 895
Re: beat: longest HUSNG of my life..5.5 hours

Ok, since this thing is obv a bot (why would a live player fold to a sitting out opp?) There is a huge opportunity here. My roll is too small, and I don't play much HU, but why shouldn't an experienced HU grinder set aside a day, sit like 24 times, get up against the ever present fold-bot, and min-raise it into oblivion? Ez game imo. Then ship me 5% obv for thinking of it.
icancount2one is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-22-2010, 06:49 AM   #130
CHRIS612
enthusiast
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 80
Re: beat: longest HUSNG of my life..5.5 hours

Quote:
Originally Posted by ecstzatic View Post
i don't think anybody who's never accidentally played one of these can truly appreciate the psychological toll they take on a man. if emailing Pokerstars doesn't work we should try emailing Amnesty International.
I joined one of these on accident drunk..
CHRIS612 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-30-2011, 04:17 PM   #131
akitoes
centurion
 
akitoes's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Posts: 144
Re: beat: longest HUSNG of my life..5.5 hours

Was browsing through old threads and found this.
Pretty brilliant
akitoes is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-04-2011, 04:12 AM   #132
tobbe
grinder
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Posts: 556
Re: beat: longest HUSNG of my life..5.5 hours

Quote:
Originally Posted by NoahSD View Post
There's one of these running right now. I bet there are rarely more than 3 running.
Actually there are about 2k of them running beause they NEVER ****ING END.
tobbe is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-04-2011, 05:19 AM   #133
Pokerpingu
old hand
 
Pokerpingu's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 1,629
Re: beat: longest HUSNG of my life..5.5 hours

Do these tourneys stille exist lol?
Pokerpingu is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-04-2011, 10:12 AM   #134
JohnnyDrama030
old hand
 
JohnnyDrama030's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 1,200
Re: beat: longest HUSNG of my life..5.5 hours

JohnnyDrama030 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-04-2011, 09:20 PM   #135
pinkpantherr
grinder
 
pinkpantherr's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: ( ̄ー ̄)
Posts: 436
Re: beat: longest HUSNG of my life..5.5 hours

Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnnyDrama030 View Post
holy**** no variance
pinkpantherr is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-04-2011, 09:56 PM   #136
BigBiceps
Carpal \'Tunnel
 
BigBiceps's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 6,206
Re: beat: longest HUSNG of my life..5.5 hours

Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnnyDrama030 View Post
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GbZUphOybs
BigBiceps is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-04-2011, 10:20 PM   #137
evitooo
veteran
 
evitooo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: NJ
Posts: 2,432
Re: beat: longest HUSNG of my life..5.5 hours

hilarious
evitooo is offline   Reply With Quote

Reply
      

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off


Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 07:20 AM.


Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright ©2000 - 2021, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright © 2008-2020, Two Plus Two Interactive