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Old 10-09-2009, 12:09 PM   #101
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Re: beat: longest HUSNG of my life..5.5 hours

Results / reaction from stars?
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Old 10-09-2009, 01:57 PM   #102
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Old 10-09-2009, 02:28 PM   #103
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Re: beat: longest HUSNG of my life..5.5 hours

check out tourney # 202034876 if ur bored.
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Old 10-09-2009, 03:11 PM   #104
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I thought about emailing Stars at one point to enforce a mandatory chop or doomswitch him or something. I dunno, I was desperate

The no blind increase structure is really just a terrible idea imo
There is a whole school of these no-blind increase HU players that probably make a huge return on misclicked entries. They usually suck compared to a decent cash game player...because these players only real skill is wait for their opponent to tilt...but it seriously blows to join these by mistake

IMO stars is absolutely ******ed to run these tournies when they have cash HU games, they are losing so much rake.
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Old 10-09-2009, 03:17 PM   #105
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check out tourney # 202034876 if ur bored.
Jesus christ, almost 26hours.
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Old 10-09-2009, 03:35 PM   #106
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26 hours Double youuuu teee effffff?
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Old 10-09-2009, 03:55 PM   #107
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Jesus christ, almost 26hours.
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Old 10-09-2009, 06:07 PM   #108
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Omg, what a beat, ahah, would never had played it for so long. Would have been uber tilted so i wuld a have pushed every streets.
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Old 11-20-2009, 10:51 PM   #109
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Okay so I arrived home from work and decided to play couple of turbo husng-s, but registered to a deep stack no blind increase one instead, by accident. I had heard rumors about these kinds of players, but never actually met them. I immediately said hi and asked for a flip - no response. Okay no biggie, I'll outplay him post-flop eventually.


Midnight - Zero hundred hours

I started off raising 3x from my button and checking my big blind and pretty quickly realised that it's going to be a long long game. Him almost timing out every hand tilted the **** out of me. "Why is this happening to me, I haven't done anything bad today", I thought. At this point it was a challenge to me, a matter of principle. I also started to raise his limps and noticed that he was folding way more if I raised 4x. It really felt like I was playing against a bot.

0100

Managed to get about 1/2 of his stack by simply raising and checking post-flop and planning only to call when I have the absolute nuts since I saw him checking full house on 3 streets earlier, slowly grinding him down. Then one hand I pick up AKo, raise and get shoved on, snap call. Villain turns over QQ and I lost, back to square one. At this point I set up another monitor and started watching a movie.

0200

Being a nicotine addict as I am I was crying for a smoke and I had not eaten anything for half a day. All hope was fading away. I also used time bank to take the fastest dump in my life, so far.

0300

Started feeling more tired and tired, and coffee didn't seem to help. I also had work the very next (well, the same day correctly speaking) day. I had a little bit more than 1/2 of his stack. Then, all of the sudden, I pick up AA and get shoved on and it holds.

Never again, I say, ****. I was literally on life tilt at work the next day because of the lack of sleep. This is by far the worst experience I've had in a while. I would imagine that people with lesser discipline would give up on these games pretty easily. Unfortunately for him I was on a mission. ****.
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Old 01-18-2010, 05:11 AM   #110
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I got one of these ****ers on the very first hand tonight. I got JJ aipf vs his AA and spiked a J on the river to win. It wasn't till the following game that I realized he was one of those dumbass ultranits that fold every hand. The next match took 4 hours to grind that **** down. So rewarding though.
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Old 01-18-2010, 06:42 AM   #111
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Re: beat: longest HUSNG of my life..5.5 hours

Confirmed the f do
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Old 01-18-2010, 07:49 AM   #112
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lol wut
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Old 01-18-2010, 09:32 AM   #113
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It must be like "excellent, here's another misclicker"
LOL. Spat out my coke...
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Old 01-18-2010, 09:48 AM   #114
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Re: beat: longest HUSNG of my life..5.5 hours

how can you loose to such a super nitty player :E, just raise every hand lol and when he reraises you one in 20 times you just fold, eventually hes gonna open up
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Old 01-18-2010, 09:56 AM   #115
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lol a+ thread
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Old 01-18-2010, 10:00 AM   #116
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please register and proof your theory before posting that. post cliffs after
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Old 01-18-2010, 10:10 AM   #117
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0200
Being a nicotine addict as I am I was crying for a smoke and I had not eaten anything for half a day. All hope was fading away. I also used time bank to take the fastest dump in my life, so far.
Funny stuff...
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Old 01-18-2010, 10:13 AM   #118
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Thanks for the warnings, I *almost* registered to once of these. Wont now tho!
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Old 01-18-2010, 10:24 AM   #119
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These things really attract angle shooters, he must just play like that and wait untill people don't give a **** anymore
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Old 01-18-2010, 11:02 AM   #120
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i like this thread. i'd be willing to grind a bot for a few hours to take 100 bucks. hell, i'd multi him. unfortunately my roll's tiny and i can't afford to.
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Old 01-18-2010, 11:18 AM   #121
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These things really attract angle shooters, he must just play like that and wait untill people don't give a **** anymore
Thanks for that contribution.
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Old 01-18-2010, 11:45 AM   #122
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Re: beat: longest HUSNG of my life..5.5 hours

lol @ all the donks in this thread

How is not ethical rofl?

LMFAO on the guy who emailed stars because they fold 65% of their buttons, how does this prove they are bots? Like someone previously stated if you 8 table these you can prob make a decent hourly rate, even if you suck.
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Old 01-18-2010, 12:34 PM   #123
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Personal warning; Stay away from these tourneys.

It's possible that you may become emotionally unstable after 1 hour of this.
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Old 01-18-2010, 07:11 PM   #124
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after like 20 minutes if nothing happened i would be starting pushing all in pre every hand or so and get it overwith.
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Old 01-18-2010, 07:36 PM   #125
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i don't think anybody who's never accidentally played one of these can truly appreciate the psychological toll they take on a man. if emailing Pokerstars doesn't work we should try emailing Amnesty International.
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