TR1: Fallsview Casino

TR2: Port Perry Casino

Now TR3: Brantford Casino.

Happened a while ago, but was too lazy to write it up.
These are all true stories. Live play is actually this ******ed.


(1)

After waiting 2 hours to get into the game where a seat was open for an hour without the floor staff knowing, I sit down and walk into a conversation about how Dwight Howard is so good.

The arguments were 'He takes steroids in the shoulders', 'He was taught by his *younger* brother Josh Howard', and that 'He was created by scientists and was a tube baby*.

LOLZ superman.

(2)

After playing for a few hours, the dealer points out to the floor that the cards are marked with a sticky substance. They switch to their other deck and it too is marked with a sticky substance. The cards were random like the Ten of Diamonds and Four of Spades. The floor manager's decision was "It's not like they are the big cards, just keep playing".

LOL. I did feel kinda bad though since I found out that it had been me that was accidentally marking the cards as I still had mighty putty left on my fingers that would just not come off.

(rip Billy Mays)

(3)

A Korean guy took out a small bottle with Korean writing containing a green liquid and started to use it as a card protector. A Chinese guy sees this and asks if he can use some. The Korean hands it over and replies "It's Mint-Jelly".

The Chinese guy opens it and is about to take a swig. The Korean stops him and says that's not mouth wash... it's eye-drops. The Chinese guy looks in shock and answers "WTF do you need this for? Can you even get your eyes open wide enough?". The Korean just lowered his head in shame and took back the bottle.

LOL Asian-on-Asian crime.

(4)

An elder man starts to complain how slow the game is going (whodathunkit?) and insists on throwing his bet in a rapid motion every time he entered the pot in order to save 5 seconds each time and get in 2-3 more hands per hour.

It turns out his name is John Tremoil(sp?) and that he holds the Guinness World Record for World's Longest Loser for losing the most consecutive elections (68 I think?). I tried to google his name but I can't seem to find anything. (Can someone find any info on him please?)

He had newspaper clippings and photocopies to his wacky adventures which included him bringing 7 pounds of pot to the front steps of the parliament building and smoking a big blunt in front of Prime Minister Harper.

He also appeared on the Dragon's Den and his proposal was to replace local currency of his city with poker chips which can be paid through future earnings interest free or something along those lines. He ended up getting rejected and got in a huge argument with the 'dragons'.

Just LOL in general.

tldr

+1

i read it.
"WTF do you need this for? Can you even get your eyes open wide enough?". The Korean just lowered his head in shame and took back the bottle.

lol why the hell does that guy have a water bottle of eye drops?

And that dude smoking a blunt in front of the government or whatever is my hero.

this was my highlight also

Asian on Asian crime is awesome. How can he see anything with those big Chinese eyes.

i dont understand the again bottle thingy

yeah, don't.

i read it and lol'd, nice stories

The best part was that he said it in a super fobby way (sorta like the Chinese dodgeball announcers in South Park).

I LOL'd

Yay. I found John Turmel.

Apparently he has his own youtube channel. I talked to him a few days ago and he tried to explain legal techniques to run a whorehouse and a poker game.

Here's one of his videos. He's quite the character.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G114oeouE_c


Here's one of his comments:

"Robin Hood stole money from the rich to give to the poor and the Ontario Provincial Police dubbed me in the Project Robin Hood raid on Casino Turmel for winning money from the rich to finance the takedown of the machinery of oppression of the rich, the abolition of their loanshark usury. And every time I report on a new community currency somewhere in the world, that's a medium of exchange with no usury to the midelman. 200 million in China using QQ instead of cash, the banks can't be happy. Africa using cell phone minutes instead of cash, the banks can't be happy not getting a cut of the action. I'm loving it even if few else appreciate that we're watching the good guys winning the liberation of the debt slaves."

Asian on Asian Crime, classic