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Old 08-07-2012, 04:02 PM   #26
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Re: Beat: Kicked out of casino for 'going north'

I'll come up with some of your intelligent reasonning :

Ah you got new account, probably because you got banned. its because you were harassing girls on 2+2, pming non-stop because you are an insecure virgin you cant speak to girl IRL. And now since you're angry, you come here and start to insult people for no reason, probably because you have no friend and no one to talk to about your problems.You are ugly and basically a social faillure


Wow, I think ive lost 5 point of IQ

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Old 08-07-2012, 04:03 PM   #27
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Re: Beat: Kicked out of casino for 'going north'

Can we please get back to how big a douche OP is

Incidentally Dwayne, not a good sign for a noob to insult a Level 10 troll. You don't know who you are F***ing with. Take a look at the Chip Porn thread, you don't want to piss us off.

So cease and desist and get back on topic.

OP left table for an hour and essentially made a $200 phone call because that's probably how much money his being away costed him. Then he wasted a whole hour of his time waiting to get reseated and then he got kicked out for going North lol...

And then he gets upset at all this...

Now, unless your inner BBV troll and sick em...

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Old 08-07-2012, 04:10 PM   #28
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Erm, that Coldplay.
lol no. that's def radiohead
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Old 08-07-2012, 04:33 PM   #29
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Re: Beat: Kicked out of casino for 'going north'

thanks good sir

****ing piece of **** **** you dwayne tulip ill rape your mother
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Old 08-07-2012, 04:38 PM   #30
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Old 08-07-2012, 04:42 PM   #31
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LOLLLLLLLLL

Dwayne Tulip the right honourable knight of the interwebz

MAD LURKERZ
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Old 08-07-2012, 04:51 PM   #32
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i'll play you for your $600 OP
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Old 08-07-2012, 05:07 PM   #33
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lol @ thinking bbv is a community,it consists of about 4 or 5 trolls winding themselves up

its mad
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Old 08-07-2012, 05:19 PM   #34
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dwayne tulip confirmed pokerthief
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Old 08-07-2012, 05:22 PM   #35
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lol @ thinking bbv is a community,it consists of about 4 or 5 trolls winding themselves up

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oh no he didnt
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Old 08-07-2012, 05:35 PM   #36
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yarp darp he did
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Old 08-07-2012, 06:13 PM   #37
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lol no. that's def radiohead
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Old 08-07-2012, 08:07 PM   #38
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looks like the karma police got OP
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Old 08-07-2012, 09:33 PM   #39
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puggedung TSH
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Old 08-07-2012, 10:21 PM   #40
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lol no. that's def radiohead
You're a creep and a wierdo. What the hell are you trying to do here?
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Old 08-07-2012, 11:13 PM   #41
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Re: Beat: Kicked out of casino for 'going north'

Interesting direction this thread took. The table didn't mind me putting chips on the table because I was playing every hand....not because I'm a fish and bad player, but because I wanted to gamble. Not everyone who plays 1/2 NL live is trying to grind out a living.

That's why I didn't want to sit with only 200...it's more fun to gamble when you're playing deeper.

Finally, wtf do people have against Radiohead??
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Old 08-07-2012, 11:16 PM   #42
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Can we please get back to how big a douche OP is

Incidentally Dwayne, not a good sign for a noob to insult a Level 10 troll. You don't know who you are F***ing with. Take a look at the Chip Porn thread, you don't want to piss us off.

So cease and desist and get back on topic.

OP left table for an hour and essentially made a $200 phone call because that's probably how much money his being away costed him. Then he wasted a whole hour of his time waiting to get reseated and then he got kicked out for going North lol...

And then he gets upset at all this...

Now, unless your inner BBV troll and sick em...
Actually the phone call cost me $400 as that's what I lost playing War while waiting for a seat to open up
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Old 08-08-2012, 01:38 AM   #43
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Old 08-08-2012, 04:30 AM   #44
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Interesting direction this thread took. The table didn't mind me putting chips on the table because I was playing every hand....not because I'm a fish and bad player, but because I wanted to gamble. Not everyone who plays 1/2 NL live is trying to grind out a living.

That's why I didn't want to sit with only 200...it's more fun to gamble when you're playing deeper.

Finally, wtf do people have against Radiohead??
That was very ACESFLOW11 of you, brah
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Old 08-08-2012, 04:50 AM   #45
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Re: Beat: Kicked out of casino for 'going north'

OP you are stupid. I routinely "go North" and it is super standard for me. Everytime my stack dwindles down to $450 or something I take out a $100 bill to rebuy. The dealer forces me to take out the $50 extra to which I respond by removing two green chips from my stack and put them in the drink slot. As soon as the dealer rotates, I grab the two chips and discretely shuffle them with a handful of chips. Sometimes I will just sneak in a black chip if the fish at the table starts winning pots and has me covered. Nobody notices and even if they did nobody cares.
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Old 08-08-2012, 11:38 AM   #46
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Rules.
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Old 08-08-2012, 01:12 PM   #47
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Re: Beat: Kicked out of casino for 'going north'

How dare you?

I was told the same at local 2/4€ (Esplanade, Hamburg, Germany). they said i either add 200 more, or i cant add anything, because the 200 were the min buy-in. 2 dealers said that. bunch of morans
My neighbour looked at me and threw a 50€ chip out out of his pocket on the table not more than 30 sec after ive been told and said: "for me its okay, im a reg" and gives me a phat smile. I was actually amused and did not say another word. at the next dealer-change i smuggled 100 more on the table to be back at +100bb.
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Old 08-08-2012, 01:43 PM   #48
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Old 08-08-2012, 03:02 PM   #49
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shoulda went east
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Old 08-08-2012, 09:58 PM   #50
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going north is so lol

what if ur at pechanga and wanna go to commerce?

WHAT THEN!!!??

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