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Old 08-07-2012, 12:05 PM   #1
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Beat: Kicked out of casino for 'going north'

Was playing 1/2 NL last night, max buyin 200. I'd worked my stack up to about $600 before I went to take a ****. Unfortunately, I ended up having to make a few phone calls for work and by the time I got back, my seat had been taken and I was put on the waitlist. Because it took over an hour for me to get a seat, they made me sit back down with only $200 which was super annoying because everyone was sitting with around 4-500 and in general people suck at poker.

So, between hands I decided to start putting some green chips (25$) in front of my stack. I made sure to keep them in front of my reds so that no one would be misled about how deep I was playing, but eventually the floorman came over and said I was cheating and angle shooting blah blah. The table said they didn't mind as I wasn't taking chips OFF the table, but the floorman said he saw me going south earlier in the night, when I took 50$ in chips out of my POCKET and gave it to a friend at a DIFFERENT table to settle a bet. A different floorman came over and corrected this moron, but eventually he told me I had to leave the table because I'd been warned about this before (???) and it was against table policy.

Yes I was stupid for using greens as they were more conspicuous but I was pissed off that I had to sit back in with only $200 after playing 7 hours already.

Thanks for the forthcoming insults and comments
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Old 08-07-2012, 12:25 PM   #2
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Location: listening to radiohead somewhere.
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Old 08-07-2012, 12:49 PM   #3
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Rules are rules man. Youre not allowed to go to the bathroom
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Old 08-07-2012, 12:59 PM   #4
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Re: Beat: Kicked out of casino for 'going north'

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Rules are rules man. You're not allowed to go to the bathroom for an hour
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Most places you can only be gone for 30minutes. I hate inconsiderate people like OP who will leave the table for long stretches and then be surprised when they are picked up.
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Old 08-07-2012, 01:06 PM   #5
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Old 08-07-2012, 01:15 PM   #6
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Re: Beat: Kicked out of casino for 'going north'

Only getting to buy in for the table max after being gone for an hour is super standard - it'd be really weird if they let you come back with $600
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Old 08-07-2012, 01:22 PM   #7
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Old 08-07-2012, 01:25 PM   #8
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Well, I think this explains a lot.
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Old 08-07-2012, 02:01 PM   #9
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Re: Beat: Kicked out of casino for 'going north'

how very acesflow11 of u OP
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Old 08-07-2012, 02:17 PM   #10
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FU OP.
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Old 08-07-2012, 02:28 PM   #11
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Re: Beat: Kicked out of casino for 'going north'

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they made me sit back down with only $200 which was super annoying because everyone was sitting with around 4-500 and in general people suck at poker.
I wonder what % of people think they're good at poker or at least better than average

probably around 85-90%
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Old 08-07-2012, 02:32 PM   #12
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Was playing 1/2 NL last night, max buyin 200. I'd worked my stack up to about $600 before I went to take a ****. Unfortunately, I ended up having to make a few phone calls for work and by the time I got back, my seat had been taken and I was put on the waitlist. Because it took over an hour for me to get a seat, they made me sit back down with only $200 which was super annoying because everyone was sitting with around 4-500 and in general people suck at poker.

So, between hands I decided to start putting some green chips (25$) in front of my stack. I made sure to keep them in front of my reds so that no one would be misled about how deep I was playing, but eventually the floorman came over and said I was cheating and angle shooting blah blah. The table said they didn't mind as I wasn't taking chips OFF the table, but the floorman said he saw me going south earlier in the night, when I took 50$ in chips out of my POCKET and gave it to a friend at a DIFFERENT table to settle a bet. A different floorman came over and corrected this moron, but eventually he told me I had to leave the table because I'd been warned about this before (???) and it was against table policy.

Yes I was stupid for using greens as they were more conspicuous but I was pissed off that I had to sit back in with only $200 after playing 7 hours already.

Thanks for the forthcoming insults and comments
So you're not good enough to run your stack up twice?
Good to know.
And you were breaking the rules.
No matter the floormens ineptness.
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Old 08-07-2012, 02:33 PM   #13
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Re: Beat: Kicked out of casino for 'going north'

It's worse if the whole table agrees cause then you're probably a fish
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Old 08-07-2012, 02:39 PM   #14
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Have you included yourself in that estimate? Because you probably should.
yeah im in there since im a human being

I think you tried to insult me but im not too too sure. Maybe you should get a trolling coach bro
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Old 08-07-2012, 03:08 PM   #15
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Erm, that Coldplay.
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Old 08-07-2012, 03:29 PM   #16
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Re: Beat: Kicked out of casino for 'going north'

took me a solid minute

sound like a mad lurker got banned
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Old 08-07-2012, 03:37 PM   #17
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Re: Beat: Kicked out of casino for 'going north'

seems like you spend even more time than me on BBV since you seem to know how much time im here

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Old 08-07-2012, 03:41 PM   #18
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how very acesflow11 of u OP
"you pulled an acesflow11 should really become a saying around here

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Old 08-07-2012, 03:43 PM   #19
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I'd say the three most essential things are money, happieness and Family. You are clearly a degen who is broke, if you had family who loved you then you wouldn't waste so much time trolling. So I hope you find happiness in being a 5ft5, balding middle-aged man sitting behind a computer trolling away his life.
arent you cute with ur mad lurker cliches
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Old 08-07-2012, 03:44 PM   #20
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health is more important than family and happiness
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Old 08-07-2012, 03:45 PM   #21
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Re: Beat: Kicked out of casino for 'going north'

Yeah but in his world i am probably fat and ugly too
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Old 08-07-2012, 03:48 PM   #22
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oh im bald too. lol ok

Youre so pathetic and you seem to have such a low IQ its actually pityful
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Old 08-07-2012, 03:52 PM   #23
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cool story bro
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Old 08-07-2012, 03:56 PM   #24
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nah it's just that you randomly shoot stupid 1995 cliche '' arrr you spend time on comp u must have no life and be fat ''. ''arrrr you are short and have no girlfriend, probably virgin''

There's nothing intelligent I can reply to this because this is just the same old pile of **** coming from a low IQ loser who can make up facts as insult or at least make up some semi-legit logic reasonning.

What can I reply to this random **** except more **** ? I should have called u a ghey boi and ask you if your mad from the beginning because you dont deverse anything higher than this
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Old 08-07-2012, 03:58 PM   #25
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cool story bros
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