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04-07-2017 , 01:49 PM
PLAYOFF PLAYERS (special thanks to suitedjustice#1)

Your extended list of exciting contestants from round one of the 2017 BBV (Big Beautiful Vaginians) Cull.

Group 1:

MTT_9797
Rapidesh123

Group 2:

RichCheckmaker
ZeckoRiver

Group 3:

Singasong2222
PeterPwn

Group 4:

HandsomeMan
Craggoo
AlwaysFolding

WELCOME

We are not going to immediately vote on the potential Cullees; this talent portion will absolve some of you and qualify others.

RULES & QUALIFYING CONTENT

The 9 players above have 72 hours from the time of this post to make a qualifying post in this thread. A qualifying post will contain one of the three items below. Only one of the three is necessary.

(1) A Link to a post you've made in BBV which you believe to be a decent post. The link may be in the single post format, such as the url you can capture by clicking on your post number above and to the right of your post.

(2) A Meme depicting one of your opponents or one of their posts. Try to be clear about who you're referencing. Example still applicable from 2016 cull:


(3) Some Threadsavers. Put them in a spoiler or spoilers. No nipples or genitals visible is the rule.

Players may post relevant content as often as they like in this thread. Everyone else may post as well.

ENDGAME

Here are the three endgame scenarios in order of likelihood.

(1) We have 2-8 holdouts: If there are multiple players among the 9 who refuse to post qualifying content here within the next 3 days, then all players who do participate as spelled out above will be entirely exempt from the cull. We will vote for one of the holdouts to be culled.

(2) We have only 1 holdout: There will be no vote. The lone holdout will be culled. Fin.

(3) We have 0 holdouts: This will put all 9 players back into play, and we will judge all 9 by the content that they post in this thread, meaning we will vote for which of the 9 posted the worst overall content in this thread. Winner of that vote will be culled.

Honorable mentions for the 2017 cull include but are not limited to:

BASTARD
99% lady
Thanks Obama
EAD OP
Briro2017
Sammy2bullets
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04-07-2017 , 01:58 PM
PMs have been sent informing all of those involved.

I'm gonna hold off on posting my qualification post for just a few minutes.
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04-07-2017 , 02:02 PM
so if HM gets the cullswitch sammy really gets it, right?
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04-07-2017 , 02:03 PM
in
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04-07-2017 , 02:04 PM
I think Sammy deserves at least all of his accounts to be revoked if he wins strictly due to the fact that he SELF BANNED TWO ****ING YEARS IN A ROW
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04-07-2017 , 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
I think Sammy deserves at least all of his accounts to be revoked if he wins strictly due to the fact that he SELF BANNED TWO ****ING YEARS IN A ROW
this should get him like an auto lock or some shyt
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04-07-2017 , 02:19 PM
so all contestants are confirmed 99% lady?
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04-07-2017 , 02:48 PM
I think that's a very generous assumption Mr. FWWM.
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04-07-2017 , 03:16 PM
Citing this before the ensuing spew qual:
Quote:
A qualifying post will contain one of the three items below. Only one of the three is necessary.
From this comes this, this, this, this, and this

Followed up with a solid consolation of this.

And the cherry on top being this.

and for your viewing pleasure!

Spoiler:

Spoiler:

Spoiler:
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04-07-2017 , 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
Spoiler:
I'm voting for you just for this one. wtf? This women has just died from being photo-shopped to death?

RIP
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04-07-2017 , 03:26 PM
Also if PeterPwn wins, BBV gets to choose Morph's undertitle for a week

Last edited by fidstar-poker; 04-07-2017 at 03:27 PM. Reason: I have not got approval from Morph on this. Mod wars!
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04-07-2017 , 03:28 PM
If I want someone banned, I'm just going to delete their post
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04-07-2017 , 03:29 PM
****, I can't contact PeterPwn.

Morph, would you do the great nation of BBV a solid and contact Mr. PeterPwn? We require his participation and would benefit from his Neverland magic. Thank you in advance.
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04-07-2017 , 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
I'm voting for you just for this one. wtf? This women has just died from being photo-shopped to death?

RIP
fatshamer
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04-07-2017 , 03:44 PM
I didn't say she was fat. She probably looks fine in the original photo.
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04-07-2017 , 03:48 PM
I can translate your Aussie-Canadia passive aggression, Fidstick. She's healthy, not fat.
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04-07-2017 , 03:52 PM
all of the savers are more like losers, dafuq AF?
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04-07-2017 , 03:55 PM
I hope my threadsavers get me culled

Last edited by AlwaysFolding; 04-07-2017 at 03:57 PM. Reason: I forget that Mr. tbh fancies the azn persuazn
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04-07-2017 , 03:56 PM
04-07-2017 , 04:05 PM
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...2&postcount=56

MTT_9797, I haven't even read your post, but I'm already telling you this:

<removed>

Last edited by fidstar-poker; 04-07-2017 at 04:18 PM. Reason: try again without using bad words.
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04-07-2017 , 04:18 PM
try again Rap
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04-07-2017 , 04:38 PM
lol, rap has to go back to 2013 to try and find a post with content and it is still aids.

At least we got the right nominees
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04-07-2017 , 04:43 PM
Anna's pic may be shopped, but those tits are real:



Mr. Folding can stay.
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04-07-2017 , 09:11 PM
Mr. Sheep, I knew you would appreciate my bread shavers!
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04-08-2017 , 06:11 AM
I'm gonna meme so good, you will think Morph did it!
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