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Old 10-30-2011, 03:24 AM   #26
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Re: Beat: Islamic Jihad is making me lose money

THOSE AINT ROCKETS GOING OFF SON

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Old 10-30-2011, 05:16 AM   #27
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Maybe you should quit Hold'em and move to PLO instead? No rockets from Gaza then, I imagine...
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Old 10-30-2011, 06:33 AM   #28
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The crazy thing is, some Americans are probably jealous from OP that he gets to play online poker....they'd even be willing to play poker during missile attacks. Now that's messed up
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Old 10-30-2011, 07:14 AM   #29
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U should have not taken their land bro
they didn't "take" the land you idiot
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Old 10-30-2011, 07:56 AM   #30
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Beat: JEW.
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Old 10-30-2011, 08:49 AM   #31
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they didn't "take" the land you idiot
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1948_Palestinian_exodus
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Old 10-30-2011, 08:50 AM   #32
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So I am residing in an Israeli city under rocket range of fire from Gaza strip. Long story short, I hear the alarm while playing 16 tables. "oh that hasnt happened for a while. Oh well run to shelter and come back in a few minutes, no big deal."
So I come back, and the internet wont work for **** so I disconnect like every 30 seconds and have a **** ton of hands folded.
Don't know if this will help, but when I was a kid, we used to have problems with our next-door neighbour: his son's football was always coming over the fence into our back garden - into my mum's rose bed, knocking a gnome over, that kind of thing. Well, long story short, my dad started throwing it back, aimed at the neighbour's green-house (he didn't miss). The ball didn't come over the fence any more after that.

There was also the time when the neighbour's dog deficated on our front lawn, and my dad smeared it (the detritus, not the dog) on their bay window, but the police got involved there, so I won't go into that.
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Old 10-30-2011, 08:54 AM   #33
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Don't know if this will help, but when I was a kid, we used to have problems with our next-door neighbour: his son's football was always coming over the fence into our back garden - into my mum's rose bed, knocking a gnome over, that kind of thing. Well, long story short, my dad started throwing it back, aimed at the neighbour's green-house (he didn't miss). The ball didn't come over the fence any more after that.

There was also the time when the neighbour's dog deficated on our front lawn, and my dad smeared it (the detritus, not the dog) on their bay window, but the police got involved there, so I won't go into that.
kool?
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Old 10-30-2011, 08:56 AM   #34
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they didn't "take" the land you idiot
"Steal" would be more appropriate. Agreed.
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Old 10-30-2011, 08:56 AM   #35
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Old 10-30-2011, 08:59 AM   #36
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Don't know if this will help, but when I was a kid, we used to have problems with our next-door neighbour: his son's football was always coming over the fence into our back garden - into my mum's rose bed, knocking a gnome over, that kind of thing. Well, long story short, my dad started throwing it back, aimed at the neighbour's green-house (he didn't miss). The ball didn't come over the fence any more after that.

There was also the time when the neighbour's dog deficated on our front lawn, and my dad smeared it (the detritus, not the dog) on their bay window, but the police got involved there, so I won't go into that.
lol your dad touched dog poo. cool story bro.
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Old 10-30-2011, 09:10 AM   #37
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You should try actually reading that link.
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Old 10-30-2011, 09:24 AM   #38
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You should try actually reading that link.
Read it? Being Wiki, he could well have written it.
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Old 10-30-2011, 09:27 AM   #39
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Jew mad?
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Old 10-30-2011, 09:47 AM   #40
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You shouldn't had killed Jebus
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Old 10-30-2011, 09:49 AM   #41
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"Steal" would be more appropriate. Agreed.
"Jewed". They "jewed" their land.
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Old 10-30-2011, 10:12 AM   #42
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Just watched 'two Jews one cup' 6 of the best hours of haggling i have ever seen.

Just in case i get called anti semitic, remember i love the daily show.
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Old 10-30-2011, 10:19 AM   #43
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So I am residing in an Israeli city under rocket range of fire from Gaza strip. Long story short, I hear the alarm while playing 16 tables. "oh that hasnt happened for a while. Oh well run to shelter and come back in a few minutes, no big deal."
So I come back, and the internet wont work for **** so I disconnect like every 30 seconds and have a **** ton of hands folded.
Try living in Gaza mate under the Israeli restrictions. It's even less fun from the other side.
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Old 10-30-2011, 12:46 PM   #44
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"Steal" would be more appropriate. Agreed.
The only thing I mightv'e stolen is their blinds
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Old 10-30-2011, 01:01 PM   #45
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The only thing I mightv'e stolen is their blinds
Just can't help yourself, can you?
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Old 10-30-2011, 02:37 PM   #46
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"Jewed". They "jewed" their land.
lol i use this term so much, oh you jewed me, thats such a jew, stop being jewish, i got ****ing jewed by that store, etc etc
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Old 10-30-2011, 05:10 PM   #47
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I don't think this thread should turn to bashing of jews I can understand that Palestinians are a bit pissed of if this map is telling the truth. Correct me if it is wrong. . http://www.thehypertexts.com/images/...estine_map.jpg However it is not OPs fault and we should try not to make a thread about Jews but rather get a feel how it is to dodge bullets while multitabling tournaments.
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Old 10-30-2011, 05:29 PM   #48
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No money hezbollah, everyone sunni
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Old 10-30-2011, 06:33 PM   #49
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Old 10-31-2011, 12:19 AM   #50
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So I am residing in an Israeli city under rocket range of fire
Respect their range bro
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