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10-30-2011 , 03:24 AM

#26

RoundTripper

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THOSE AINT ROCKETS GOING OFF SON

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10-30-2011 , 05:16 AM

#27

Pla21

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Maybe you should quit Hold'em and move to PLO instead? No rockets from Gaza then, I imagine...

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10-30-2011 , 06:33 AM

#28

Dak9885

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Originally Posted by mojojo16

The crazy thing is, some Americans are probably jealous from OP that he gets to play online poker....they'd even be willing to play poker during missile attacks. Now that's messed up

this

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10-30-2011 , 07:14 AM

#29

Beleriand

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Originally Posted by IamPro

U should have not taken their land bro

they didn't "take" the land you idiot

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10-30-2011 , 07:56 AM

#30

Jonkotemmer

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Beat: JEW.

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10-30-2011 , 08:49 AM

#31

killamindz

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Originally Posted by Beleriand

they didn't "take" the land you idiot

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1948_Palestinian_exodus

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10-30-2011 , 08:50 AM

#32

March Pugh

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Originally Posted by Vall3y

So I am residing in an Israeli city under rocket range of fire from Gaza strip. Long story short, I hear the alarm while playing 16 tables. "oh that hasnt happened for a while. Oh well run to shelter and come back in a few minutes, no big deal."
So I come back, and the internet wont work for **** so I disconnect like every 30 seconds and have a **** ton of hands folded.

Don't know if this will help, but when I was a kid, we used to have problems with our next-door neighbour: his son's football was always coming over the fence into our back garden - into my mum's rose bed, knocking a gnome over, that kind of thing. Well, long story short, my dad started throwing it back, aimed at the neighbour's green-house (he didn't miss). The ball didn't come over the fence any more after that.

There was also the time when the neighbour's dog deficated on our front lawn, and my dad smeared it (the detritus, not the dog) on their bay window, but the police got involved there, so I won't go into that.

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10-30-2011 , 08:54 AM

#33

Dak9885

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Originally Posted by March Pugh

kool?

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10-30-2011 , 08:56 AM

#34

PurpleNose

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Originally Posted by Beleriand

they didn't "take" the land you idiot

"Steal" would be more appropriate. Agreed.

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10-30-2011 , 08:56 AM

#35

killamindz

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lol

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10-30-2011 , 08:59 AM

#36

killamindz

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Originally Posted by March Pugh

lol your dad touched dog poo. cool story bro.

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10-30-2011 , 09:10 AM

#37

Blizzuff

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Originally Posted by killamindz

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1948_Palestinian_exodus

You should try actually reading that link.

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10-30-2011 , 09:24 AM

#38

March Pugh

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Originally Posted by Blizzuff

You should try actually reading that link.

Read it? Being Wiki, he could well have written it.

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10-30-2011 , 09:27 AM

#39

PurpleNose

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Jew mad?

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10-30-2011 , 09:47 AM

#40

goezongomes

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You shouldn't had killed Jebus

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10-30-2011 , 09:49 AM

#41

Bladesman87

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Originally Posted by PurpleNose

"Steal" would be more appropriate. Agreed.

"Jewed". They "jewed" their land.

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10-30-2011 , 10:12 AM

#42

ISelfTiLt

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Just watched 'two Jews one cup' 6 of the best hours of haggling i have ever seen.

Just in case i get called anti semitic, remember i love the daily show.

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10-30-2011 , 10:19 AM

#43

Cwocwoc

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Originally Posted by Vall3y

Try living in Gaza mate under the Israeli restrictions. It's even less fun from the other side.

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10-30-2011 , 12:46 PM

#44

Vall3y

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Originally Posted by PurpleNose

"Steal" would be more appropriate. Agreed.

The only thing I mightv'e stolen is their blinds

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10-30-2011 , 01:01 PM

#45

PurpleNose

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Originally Posted by Vall3y

The only thing I mightv'e stolen is their blinds

Just can't help yourself, can you?

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10-30-2011 , 02:37 PM

#46

3BetBroke

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Originally Posted by Bladesman87

"Jewed". They "jewed" their land.

lol i use this term so much, oh you jewed me, thats such a jew, stop being jewish, i got ****ing jewed by that store, etc etc

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10-30-2011 , 05:10 PM

#47

vento

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I don't think this thread should turn to bashing of jews I can understand that Palestinians are a bit pissed of if this map is telling the truth. Correct me if it is wrong. . http://www.thehypertexts.com/images/...estine_map.jpg However it is not OPs fault and we should try not to make a thread about Jews but rather get a feel how it is to dodge bullets while multitabling tournaments.