Beat: Islamic Jihad is making me lose money - Poker Beats Brags and Variance

So I am residing in an Israeli city under rocket range of fire from Gaza strip. Long story short, I hear the alarm while playing 16 tables. "oh that hasnt happened for a while. Oh well run to shelter and come back in a few minutes, no big deal."
So I come back, and the internet wont work for **** so I disconnect like every 30 seconds and have a **** ton of hands folded.

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10-29-2011 , 01:33 PM

viktor shroom

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damn those mujahadeen warriors #AllahSnackbar

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10-29-2011 , 01:34 PM

ISelfTiLt

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9/11 was an inside job.

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10-29-2011 , 01:51 PM

leprous_hand

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10-29-2011 , 02:00 PM

Cracked_Avacado

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folded teh rockets then got a rocket up da ass

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10-29-2011 , 02:03 PM

ISelfTiLt

journeyman

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Originally Posted by Cracked_Avacado

folded teh rockets then got a rocket up da ass

Does that count as aces up?

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10-29-2011 , 02:29 PM

Cracked_Avacado

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Originally Posted by ISelfTiLt

Does that count as aces up?

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10-29-2011 , 02:34 PM

Cracked_Avacado

old hand

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Isreal should take the left over skin from circumcision,and turn it into a giant balloonknot shield

which could be used to deflect rocket attacks.Though to be fair they allready tried it with jewbinson and the rocket went right down the hole like the death star

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10-29-2011 , 02:43 PM

SneakyLimper

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^^ lol wut

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10-29-2011 , 03:03 PM

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IamPro

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U should have not taken their land bro

Last edited by IamPro; 10-29-2011 at 03:03 PM. Reason: actions have reactions

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10-29-2011 , 03:16 PM

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vento

journeyman

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I can dodge bullets and missiles baby!

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10-29-2011 , 03:26 PM

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Vall3y

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Originally Posted by IamPro

U should have not taken their land bro

the only thing I might have taken from them is their money

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10-29-2011 , 03:26 PM

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vento

journeyman

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This stupid donk sucked out again. Khalid fire some rockets and see if we can kill this bastard.

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10-29-2011 , 03:59 PM

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lnternet

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I cant play poker because of war, godamnit.

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10-29-2011 , 04:50 PM

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J Wheezy

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Um.....ever consider moving?

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10-29-2011 , 05:06 PM

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Vall3y

journeyman

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I probably will eventually. It's not really possible for me right now though

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10-29-2011 , 07:42 PM

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killamindz

journeyman

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Israeli religious fanatics are no better to be completely honest...Got to love religious wars.

I feel for you though, we had a big earthquake here not long ago and aftershocks keep D/C me.

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10-29-2011 , 08:11 PM

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viktor shroom

banned

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mujahideen break-dancers caused a temporary disconnect in my area

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10-29-2011 , 09:14 PM

#19

you must e

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Originally Posted by leprous_hand

For some reason I find this absolutely hilarious. WP.

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10-29-2011 , 09:20 PM

#20

pokerfish_

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it's time they throw a big bomb on those damn palestina's

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10-29-2011 , 10:15 PM

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wotutalkinabaaat

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Originally Posted by IamPro

U should have not taken their land bro

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move to a country that the rest of the world (except the US lol) doesnt hate

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10-29-2011 , 10:32 PM

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Don Stefanello

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Man dont hit 1 outers anymore and you will not be bombed, cool story bro

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10-29-2011 , 11:02 PM

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mojojo16

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The crazy thing is, some Americans are probably jealous from OP that he gets to play online poker....they'd even be willing to play poker during missile attacks. Now that's messed up