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Old 10-29-2011, 01:24 PM   #1
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Beat: Islamic Jihad is making me lose money

So I am residing in an Israeli city under rocket range of fire from Gaza strip. Long story short, I hear the alarm while playing 16 tables. "oh that hasnt happened for a while. Oh well run to shelter and come back in a few minutes, no big deal."
So I come back, and the internet wont work for **** so I disconnect like every 30 seconds and have a **** ton of hands folded.
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Old 10-29-2011, 01:33 PM   #2
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damn those mujahadeen warriors #AllahSnackbar
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Old 10-29-2011, 01:34 PM   #3
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9/11 was an inside job.
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Old 10-29-2011, 01:51 PM   #4
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Old 10-29-2011, 02:00 PM   #5
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Re: Beat: Islamic Jihad is making me lose money

folded teh rockets then got a rocket up da ass
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Old 10-29-2011, 02:03 PM   #6
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folded teh rockets then got a rocket up da ass
Does that count as aces up?
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Old 10-29-2011, 02:29 PM   #7
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Does that count as aces up?
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Old 10-29-2011, 02:34 PM   #8
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Isreal should take the left over skin from circumcision,and turn it into a giant balloonknot shield

which could be used to deflect rocket attacks.Though to be fair they allready tried it with jewbinson and the rocket went right down the hole like the death star
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Old 10-29-2011, 02:43 PM   #9
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^^ lol wut
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Old 10-29-2011, 03:03 PM   #10
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U should have not taken their land bro

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Old 10-29-2011, 03:16 PM   #11
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I can dodge bullets and missiles baby!
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Old 10-29-2011, 03:26 PM   #12
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U should have not taken their land bro
the only thing I might have taken from them is their money
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Old 10-29-2011, 03:26 PM   #13
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This stupid donk sucked out again. Khalid fire some rockets and see if we can kill this bastard.
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Old 10-29-2011, 03:59 PM   #14
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I cant play poker because of war, godamnit.
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Old 10-29-2011, 04:50 PM   #15
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Um.....ever consider moving?
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Old 10-29-2011, 05:06 PM   #16
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I probably will eventually. It's not really possible for me right now though
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Old 10-29-2011, 07:42 PM   #17
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Israeli religious fanatics are no better to be completely honest...Got to love religious wars.

I feel for you though, we had a big earthquake here not long ago and aftershocks keep D/C me.
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Old 10-29-2011, 08:11 PM   #18
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mujahideen break-dancers caused a temporary disconnect in my area
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Old 10-29-2011, 09:14 PM   #19
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For some reason I find this absolutely hilarious. WP.
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Old 10-29-2011, 09:20 PM   #20
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it's time they throw a big bomb on those damn palestina's
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Old 10-29-2011, 10:15 PM   #21
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U should have not taken their land bro
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move to a country that the rest of the world (except the US lol) doesnt hate
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Old 10-29-2011, 10:32 PM   #22
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Man dont hit 1 outers anymore and you will not be bombed, cool story bro
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Old 10-29-2011, 11:02 PM   #23
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The crazy thing is, some Americans are probably jealous from OP that he gets to play online poker....they'd even be willing to play poker during missile attacks. Now that's messed up
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Old 10-29-2011, 11:43 PM   #24
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No money hezbollah, everyone sunni
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Old 10-30-2011, 12:44 AM   #25
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Do u wear one of those little weird hat things on your head? You know the thing that looks like a piece of bologna
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