I'll play any two playable cards to see a flop. I'll fire away on any pair/any draw. And it seems like I'm waiting for a whole eternity to catch one ****ing card. KJ vs 99, JTs vs A8, Q9 vs 77. Like, I'm playing stakes considerably lower than normal just to "blow some steam". Yet it almost seems like waiting for a hot girl to text you back. You wait wait wait, and wait some more. Not one ****ing card connects.

One time I reshoved with AQs for like $30. And the tightest ****ing brokeass welfare player tank-called his remaining $8 stack. I instantly mucked my hand preflop and said "Nice hand. You know what, don't run the cards, just take the money".

Cliffs: Losing interest in poker. Whiling to flip 100 times with JTs vs AK or something. Lost sensitivity to money.

Maybe there is some live play money games? Or hobo 1 can/2 cans blinds?
Also inb4 PWGH hijacks this thread lol

PWGH already did.

Cool, now you can unregister from 2+2 and move down to Bingo forums

Nothing else needs to be said. Please ****ing do this for everyones sake

Obvious those infraction points have just expired as we haven't had any of this in over a month.

you sounds like a big fish... I would love to play in your game, except I just cashed in all my change at the coinstar

op get some scratch card and **** off plz

I'll flip with you for $20 op

tl:dr

cliffs?

FYP

solid brag

Please tell us more about your Bingo strategy.

I like Vegas has a point. If time was infinite I'd be the best poker player in the whole world. Everytime I raise with a hand like K9s, get called 6way and the flop comes AQ5 and people start tanking and fiddling with their chips I wish I could just hit a skip button and move on to the next hand. Pocket 5's, flop comes JT8.. SKIP. Like in the movie
Click. Click click click click click.

In a metropolis city of over 1 million population, literally one 10c/20c game going and two people showed up on a Friday night. Of course not accounting for the 1/2 games that rake 10% max $20 per pot + the bbj + the tip. There is really nothing to do. When I was up 10k I should've gone on a world tour instead of punting it all away.

What would you of done on the world tour?

One time I reshoved with AQs for like $30
One time I reshoved with AQs for like $30
One time I reshoved with AQs for like $30
One time I reshoved with AQs for like $30
One time I reshoved with AQs for like $30



And this is live poker. LOLSTAKES

O71

Completely losing patience at life. It's like everything is passing so slow. Burning every red light and stop sign.. falling asleep between moves in Blitz chess games.. falling asleep while the fuel pump approves a payment.. Just feel like life has no meaning. So many girls I blew it with because I wanted to rush to meet up. I mean like, boy and girl are flirting because one has a penis and one has a vagina, what the **** is the hold up/formality??? Then I feel like I wasn't fast enough. Almost feel like the world is torturing me into boredome. Just a few years ago I was super patient at poker. Almost never bluffing, just waiting for the cards. The whole nothing-spectacular-strategy. Now I instamuck hands out of turn once the flop hits.

You're CNS (central nervous system) is fried. You need 960 hours in the desert with water only. You come back wery, wery transformed. Otherwise quit pokering and gambling. Life tilt is not good place.

Solid advice. It's not just poker. It's everything in life. Sometimes when I'm carrying stuff out of my car, it tilts the hell out of me that my own two hands are occupied (one holding a bag and one holding the keys) and I need to take stuff from the trunk. Times I need like 4 or 8 hands like an octopus

You need help, seriously

next time you pull out money and head out to the casino, make a detour and see a psychologist instead

There is a cheaper alternative tho: