I have just sat down at my local 6/12 game. I am wearing sandals, a tee shirt that says "WYST National Team, 1995" in big letters and nike sandals.

The blinds pass (you don't have to post to come in at this casino, so I chose to wait 2 hands instead of coming in as the BB). Then this happens:

Dealer: Are you ready for a hand now?

Hero: I'm always ready. Except the last two hands. But I'm ready now.

Woman in Seat 1, laughing: Always ready? Except when you were going to get married, right?

Hero, checking to see if class ring has migrated to left ring finger: Um, I've never been married.

Seat 1: How did I know?

Hero: Probably because I look about 19?

Seat 1, laughing: I see the gray hairs and bags under your eyes, you do not look close to 19.

Hero: OK....How old do I look? Seriously, I'm curious.

Seat 1: I'd say 44.


OK, so I do have a few gray ones and probably looked like hell, but I am 25 years old and had gotten carded at the door on my way in (even though I play there 4 times a week...new guy).

Time for a fffabulousss makeover sweet cheeks
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woman kinda outta line there no? tell her your young enough to fornicate with ehr daughter legally. lol

proper response to old hag: "[censored] you"

this completely depends on how hot the woman is. if she isn't tell her to stfu and take all her moneies. if she is, just say your old enough to be her daddy

Op,

we are going to need a pic to make this thread worthy

Currently at work. Picture will be provided when I get home.

seriously how do we judge what u look like w/o a picture

Seeing as how keen you were on reminding us about the sandals, I think this is no big deal. All she was saying is that because you dress like a slob or some bachelor going to the beach (or a shower at his dorm), it's clear you don't have a female significant other in your life. If you did, no t-shirt and sandals.

But maybe you do look 45; I doubt it. You probably look late-20s. How old was the lady?

lol @ not wearing sandals when having a gf. is this some kind of metagame ?

Not sure how old the lady was, but I'd guess 40 just out of the blue. She was not white, which always gives me trouble for age determination.

As for dressing like a slob meaning I don't have a girlfriend....I've been dating her 4 years, and I dressed like more of a slob when we started. Remember Joker, this is San Francisco, the least judgmental city in the US, not LA, the most. I imagine the demand for pictures has grown....

Whoa, I wasn't saying I agree with her. I'm wearing a t-shirt and flip flops right now and my girlfriend is on her way over. I was just trying to interpret what the woman was saying. And I think I'm right, because middle-aged women tend to profile guys, especially if they are bitter. Why else would she be so confident you weren't married?

Just post the blinds. This is what established you as an old man nit.

edit: And she knows you haven't been married because you have no gambool.

This one is easy: